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Here is a quick little survey that is a bit of fun to discover just how grosse you really are.
1. Your sitting on a crowded bus and you suddenly get the urge to pick your nose. What do you do?
a)Wait until you get home
b)Produce a large tissue and blow
c)Wait until no one is watching and have a quick pick, pretending to scratch your nose
d)Have a deep troll, grunting noisily with satisfaction and wipe a big loogie on the coat of the person in front.
2. You have been playing football after school and you're hot and sweety. If you take a tower you'll be late home. What do you do?
a)Leave 15 minutes early giving you lots of time to shower before you go hime
b)Race home and have a shower when you get back
c)Wet your hair and fake it - no one will ever know
d)Go home and hang your sweaty shirt on a radiator so you can wear it for the rest of the week
3. How often do you cut your toenails?
a)Every week
b)Once a month
c)You wait until your nails are growing into your toes and it's getting painful to walk
d)Never; they should drop off naturally when they are ready.
4. You're baby sitting and find your kid brother cleaning the toilet with your dad's toothbrush. What do you do?
a)Grass up your brother when your dad gets home
b)Give the brush a good wash and put it back in it's place
c)Shake the brush a bit and then put it back in it's place
d)Put the brush back and go and watch TV.
5. How long is your tongue?
a)Pathetically short
b)I can touch my nose
c)I can lick my eyebrows
d)I can close the door without getting out of bed.
6. You spot an old boot on the side of the road. What do you do?
a)Ignore it. It carries germs
b)See how far you can throw it
c)Bring it home and hide it in your sister's bed
d)Grope around in the hedge to find the other one. They're your size
7. How often do you clean your teeth?
a)After every meal
b)Whenever you remember
c)When they get rough and sticky
d)Never; chewing loogies is the best way to prevent cavities.
8. What's your ideal pet?
a)A fluffy kitten or puppy
b)A reptile
c)An Ecudar tree frog. Animals that can disguise themselves as lumps of droppings are so cool.
Now add your score up giving yourself 0 points for every (a) answer, 3 points for every (b) answer, 5 points for every (c) amd 10 pointes for (d).
0 Your a real no-hoper. You've never done anything grosse in your life. For you, 'eating your greens' means tucking into 5 plates of healthy vegetables.
1-40 You can be dull but have occasional flashes or gross brilliance.
41-69 With a little more practise you'll be loogie-mining on the bus with the pros. Go on! Surrender to your baser instincts
70-100 You have no friends and a natural talent for ignoring both personal and pulic sanitation. You are a truly revolting individual. Well Done!!
Sorry about that I was just bored and had to find something to do. Now write down your score and your answer to each question. Sorry about this.
1. Your sitting on a crowded bus and you suddenly get the urge to pick your nose. What do you do?
a)Wait until you get home
b)Produce a large tissue and blow
c)Wait until no one is watching and have a quick pick, pretending to scratch your nose
d)Have a deep troll, grunting noisily with satisfaction and wipe a big loogie on the coat of the person in front.
2. You have been playing football after school and you're hot and sweety. If you take a tower you'll be late home. What do you do?
a)Leave 15 minutes early giving you lots of time to shower before you go hime
b)Race home and have a shower when you get back
c)Wet your hair and fake it - no one will ever know
d)Go home and hang your sweaty shirt on a radiator so you can wear it for the rest of the week
3. How often do you cut your toenails?
a)Every week
b)Once a month
c)You wait until your nails are growing into your toes and it's getting painful to walk
d)Never; they should drop off naturally when they are ready.
4. You're baby sitting and find your kid brother cleaning the toilet with your dad's toothbrush. What do you do?
a)Grass up your brother when your dad gets home
b)Give the brush a good wash and put it back in it's place
c)Shake the brush a bit and then put it back in it's place
d)Put the brush back and go and watch TV.
5. How long is your tongue?
a)Pathetically short
b)I can touch my nose
c)I can lick my eyebrows
d)I can close the door without getting out of bed.
6. You spot an old boot on the side of the road. What do you do?
a)Ignore it. It carries germs
b)See how far you can throw it
c)Bring it home and hide it in your sister's bed
d)Grope around in the hedge to find the other one. They're your size
7. How often do you clean your teeth?
a)After every meal
b)Whenever you remember
c)When they get rough and sticky
d)Never; chewing loogies is the best way to prevent cavities.
8. What's your ideal pet?
a)A fluffy kitten or puppy
b)A reptile
c)An Ecudar tree frog. Animals that can disguise themselves as lumps of droppings are so cool.
Now add your score up giving yourself 0 points for every (a) answer, 3 points for every (b) answer, 5 points for every (c) amd 10 pointes for (d).
0 Your a real no-hoper. You've never done anything grosse in your life. For you, 'eating your greens' means tucking into 5 plates of healthy vegetables.
1-40 You can be dull but have occasional flashes or gross brilliance.
41-69 With a little more practise you'll be loogie-mining on the bus with the pros. Go on! Surrender to your baser instincts
70-100 You have no friends and a natural talent for ignoring both personal and pulic sanitation. You are a truly revolting individual. Well Done!!
Sorry about that I was just bored and had to find something to do. Now write down your score and your answer to each question. Sorry about this.
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SHEEPY wrote:
> How the hell does the length of your tongue have anything to do with personal
> hygeine? :-D
I'm a clean guy me :-)
Although I like to rough it
> sometimes... meaning no showers, no change of clothes, non-healthy meals... only
> if I'm not meeting up with others.
If you don't brush your teeth at least
> once a day your a moron :-D
I bite my nails so don't need to cut them.
I
> never want a pet... unless its a goldfish.
Well even though it isn't any fault of your own it is due to the fact of the ammount of bacteria that is on your tongue. Sorry about that one, it did seem a stupid thing to write at the time.
> How the hell does the length of your tongue have anything to do with personal
> hygeine? :-D
I'm a clean guy me :-)
Although I like to rough it
> sometimes... meaning no showers, no change of clothes, non-healthy meals... only
> if I'm not meeting up with others.
If you don't brush your teeth at least
> once a day your a moron :-D
I bite my nails so don't need to cut them.
I
> never want a pet... unless its a goldfish.
Well even though it isn't any fault of your own it is due to the fact of the ammount of bacteria that is on your tongue. Sorry about that one, it did seem a stupid thing to write at the time.
err, I got 19, I don't know if I should be happy about that.
How the hell does the length of your tongue have anything to do with personal hygeine? :-D
I'm a clean guy me :-)
Although I like to rough it sometimes... meaning no showers, no change of clothes, non-healthy meals... only if I'm not meeting up with others.
If you don't brush your teeth at least once a day your a moron :-D
I bite my nails so don't need to cut them.
I never want a pet... unless its a goldfish.
I'm a clean guy me :-)
Although I like to rough it sometimes... meaning no showers, no change of clothes, non-healthy meals... only if I'm not meeting up with others.
If you don't brush your teeth at least once a day your a moron :-D
I bite my nails so don't need to cut them.
I never want a pet... unless its a goldfish.
I got a 26 WOW
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Boxer wrote:
"I am utterly useless. And don't belong
> here."
(Contradiction of terms there.)
Like I said earlier I am utterly useless so what you said there has put me into a state in which I've been scratching my head so hard it's starting to bleed. What?
> Boxer wrote:
"I am utterly useless. And don't belong
> here."
(Contradiction of terms there.)
Like I said earlier I am utterly useless so what you said there has put me into a state in which I've been scratching my head so hard it's starting to bleed. What?
Boxer wrote:
"I am utterly useless. And don't belong here."
(Contradiction of terms there.)
"I am utterly useless. And don't belong here."
(Contradiction of terms there.)
43.I was honest though
Hmmm... I scored 19 on that, I suppose that means I am a geek. I did get 1 d though! Nothing that I didn't know there then! This proves to me that I am a saddo!
Anyways, I can't come on this site much any more, if there is anyone to blame, blame Tony for finding my piece for his wedding speech funny! (I'm keeping the game though!)
Anyways, I can't come on this site much any more, if there is anyone to blame, blame Tony for finding my piece for his wedding speech funny! (I'm keeping the game though!)
ok then , get LOST !!! (only joking :¬))
Beware the Toads wrote:
> got 29. BTW, how can you score 100 with only 8 questions?
Damn to start with I can't spell the title right then my maths just goes down the drain. Also I missed out (d) on question 8.
d)Bacteria
Sorry about that, just goes to show that I am utterly useless. And don't belong here.
> got 29. BTW, how can you score 100 with only 8 questions?
Damn to start with I can't spell the title right then my maths just goes down the drain. Also I missed out (d) on question 8.
d)Bacteria
Sorry about that, just goes to show that I am utterly useless. And don't belong here.
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