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"If you have watched a film today, what was it?"

If you've watched or are going to watch a film today, tell us what it was/is going to be.
Go on.

Taped Brazil last night... thats sposed to be real good.

Sibs wrote:
> the rabbit & holy hand grenade are legendary!!!


Indeed!



LAUNCELOT
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

ROBIN
The what?

ARTHUR
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. 'Tis one of the sacred
relics Brother Maynard always carries with him.

ALL
Yes. Of course.

ARTHUR
(shouting)
Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

Slight pause. Then from the area where the 'HORSES' are, a small group
of MONKS process forward towards the KNIGHTS, the leading MONK bearing
and ornate golden reliquary, and the accompanying MONKS chanting and
waving incense. They reach the KNIGHTS. The hand grenade is suffused
with the holy glow.

ARTHUR takes it. Pause

ARTHUR
How does it ... er ...

LAUNCELOT
I know not.

ARTHUR
Consult the Book of Armaments.

BROTHER MAYNARD
Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.

ANOTHER MONK
(reading from bible)
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying
"O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and
people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies
and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

BROTHER MAYNARD
Skip a bit brother ...

ANOTHER MONK
... Er ... oh, yes ... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou
take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the
number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count,
neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number,
be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

ARTHUR
Right.

He pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as ...

ARTHUR
(quietly)
One, two
| , three ...
+ , five ...
+
+ GALAHAD
+ Three, sir!
+
+ ARTHUR
+ Three.
+
ARTHUR throws the grenade at the RABBIT. There is an explosion and cheering
from the KNIGHTS.

ALL KNIGHTS
Praise be to the lord. Huzzah!

the rabbit & holy hand grenade are legendary!!!

I was watching MOnty Python Holy Grail thingy, I guess the humour is just an acquired taste, I found bits of it hillarious, but a lot of the time I just sat there thinking to myself "that's not funny".

Did laugh at the rabbit though HA HA.

I watched 'The Return of the Mummy'

Not bad film.

Withnail and I. What a classic.

" I demand to have some BOOZE!"

wow most films talked about here are my favourites to me u peepz have taste! Well Done:)

i have just finished watching Fright Night on channel 5 ( i know its a classic but i had to waste time while i was downloading stuff) sponsored by Silent Hill 2

I've just sat down to watch the Back To The Future trilogy with a bunch of mates!

QUALITY films!

:)

CJ007 wrote:
> Raging Bull


That's a classic!