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"Battle of the sexes! All invited!"

Here is the argument.

Women are better than men because men are useless and lazy, and women have to do and organise everything for them.

Or

Men deliberately manipulate women by acting lazy and incompetant so women do everything for them.

Place bets now!

:)

(Please dont take this seriously, it's only a bit of fun...)

why are women born with small feet so they can stand closer to the sink.

It's spelt 'women' when you use the plural.

Why are all the blonde jokes about woman?

Could it be they are stupid?!?

Logan wrote:

Adam
> thinks about it, and says:
"What can I get for a rib?"


Nice one. But always beware when you bring up the "Garden of Eden" element when having sexist battles with girls. I thought I was on a roll with - you were made from us, you were the ones who got us chucked out, and it was all your fault.

Oh, how I miss my manhood.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> VenomByte wrote:
> Punctuate the following sentence:

A; woman's, without.
> her! "man" is... nothing?


This is what we call the 'ballistic' approach to punctuation.

It is however, the first 'neutral' interpretation of that sentence I've seen. Bravo!

As one for the ladies, I thought I'd do it in reverse:

Eve was in the garden of eden with God.
"God," she says, "I'm really lonely! I need you to help me!"

God goes away and comes back with a solution:
"Eve! I shall make you man, and he shall be your companion. He will make you clean up after him. He will make you make food for him. He will make you make love to him. There is just one catch"

"What;s that?" said eve

"You have to make him think he was here first"

;)Logan

Adam was standing in the garden of eden speaking to god.
"God, I know that everything you've made for me to tend is great, but Im lonely.... please help me!"

So God goes away. A short time later he comes back and says:
" Adam, I will make you a companion- and she shall be called woman. She will make all your meals for you just how you like them. She will clean up after you and never complain. She will even make love to you whenevr you want."

Adam, knowing what God's like, asks:
"And what will this woman cost me?"

God replies:
"An arm and a leg"

Adam thinks about it, and says:
"What can I get for a rib?"

logan;)

VenomByte wrote:
> Punctuate the following sentence:

A; woman's, without. her! "man" is... nothing?

Papa Santos wrote:
> Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

Well you can..........And if you happen to be Ten then you will get a life of luxury at a secure unit followed by having a house, car, a new identity and 24/7 police protection for the rest of your life.

Or you could if you caught a her and a friend breaking into your house, kill her in self defence and then you yourself be sent to prison while he accomplice is given thousands of pounds in compensation.

You could, oh well I think you get my point.

Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.