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yep i know its been done in FOG but if they have one why cant we
in here you can write about anything
the so-called phantom-matches-reporter
tony
wwf(obviously)
just anything
i konw we have general topics and rumours and stuff but this is just a place to come a nd do anything(enjoy)
if you dont like it dont use it

KR wrote:
> A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the front of his car
> smashed in. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved
> to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
> "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the
> accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving
> my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."


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Ha ha, I'll use that one in real life if I ever smash into someone's car :)

see you lot in a bit

Two blondes went shopping one day in their brand new, cherry red sports car. When they returned from the shopping they realised that they had locked their keys in the car.
After trying for an hour and a half to get the keys out, one blonde notices that there is a rainstorm coming and says, "You better hurry up because it is gonna rain and the top is down!"

"Doctor, Doctor, I can't seem to make any friends"
"Why do you think that is?"
"I've no idea you pathetic pile of sheep droppings"


Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals and thrown into a pot over a fire. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh.
The other missionary can't believe it! He says, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."

An elderly gentleman was completely deaf much of his life, but eventually technology meant that his doctor was able to operate and restore his hearing almost 100%.
During a checkup the doctor said, "Your hearing is near perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet, but I have changed my will three times!"

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the front of his car smashed in. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."

in 6 more posts you will have had 3,300

hello guys im on for a while now

hello

Grandprix wrote:
> An optimist sees a glass of milk and says "This glass is half
> full."
>
> A pessimist sees a glass of milk and says "This glass is half
> empty."
>
> I see a glass of milk and I say "It's sour."

That makes you a materlialist.

I on the othe hand see a glass of milk and say it is BOTH half full AND half-empty, which makes me a Realist.