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yep i know its been done in FOG but if they have one why cant we
in here you can write about anything
the so-called phantom-matches-reporter
tony
wwf(obviously)
just anything
i konw we have general topics and rumours and stuff but this is just a place to come a nd do anything(enjoy)
if you dont like it dont use it

Part two will be up when ever me and Matt can be bothered to finish it.

LOL good story, sort of an interesting version of the lion, the witch and the wardrobe except this has pole dancing monkeys in ;)

i am going to read it now

POP - Everybody read our story :D

Thanks AfroJoe.

Hoho.

Excellent convo.

:-)

Grandprix says:
Once upon a time

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there was a boy called Jim

Grandprix says:
He had a gamy leg

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he had to go on crutches all day long

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One day

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he woke up and went to grab his crutches but they were gone!

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He was severly distressed.

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But he thought he would hop about to look for them

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He looked in the closet

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but to no avail

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He stepped inside

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and the door slammed shut!

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He stumbled around and slipped through a hole.

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he fell around 100 feet but he landed softley on a sharp pole.

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He stood up and realised his leg was fine

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it was a mircale he thought! But he thought to himself that he had to try and figure out where he was and how to get out

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Everything was dark as he searched carefully.

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He looked for a light and found one, he then switched it but instead of a light coming on loads of women came from out of no where, these were women with not many clothes on either.

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He thought he was in heaven but had a urge to switch the light off so he did.

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He then found anouther switch, he switched it and this time a light came on

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Wherever he moved the light followed. He found himself in a woodland area and wondered how this light could work. He studied it.

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But he was not very clever so he gave up after a few minutes and chased a monkey deeper into the woods

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It seemed strange that he would chase a monkey. The monkey led him to a monkey village. He knew that he didn't have much control over what he did.

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The monkeys lived a life of luxery! They had mangos and a pole dancing place for monkeys! Jim decieded to go in there first....

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although he didn't have much control

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he was led there by a monkey you see (it was a pervert monkey) he sat down with the monkey for a private dance, off came the monkey bra and then the thong! Man Jim was pleased

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although he didn't find monkeys attractive.

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But it did for some reason arouse him

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After what can only be described as an interesting performance, he was taken to the leader. His name was Tonty.

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Tonty was an evil monkey. Jim was very scared, he wet hinself but he managed to cover it up with a leaf Adam and Eve style.

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The odour was a dead giveaway though. Jim felt the urge to ask where his crutches were.

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So he did

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Tonty boomed "You don't need crutches, imbecile! I'm giving you a life of freedom, yet your small mind can't see past what you used to have!"

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Jim replied "I'm sorry sir, but this extreme smell off my pee is really getting to me"

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"That's your problem, not mine! Go sort it out!" At that, he was taken away to a room.

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He was taken to a bathroom but he found the size of the toilet ridiculas, so he wiped himself down and went back to chasing the monkey who was pervertingly looking at Jim while he was doing his business, Jim found it un-comfortable

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He then needed to go again for some reason. He sat down. A monkey suddenly leapt and flushed the toilet sucking Jim into the toilet.........



*TO BE CONTINUED*

No, I wont :D By the way people me a Matt are working on anouther story right now (remember Acid Alan?) I will post it in two parts.

Really? Go on...

Oh but you do know her...........