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"Erotic Games?"

I really have to ask, does any serious gamer actually buy those lame excuses for games? Games like Erotica Island (oh god...NO!) and perhaps Lulu's wet attack: The empire comes back (run away!), which I believe is the sequel to Lulu's sexy empire (ARRR! the pain!). I've seen these travesties on shelves and I was wondering if anyone reading this works in a games shop: what do you say when somone drops that on the counter? just "30 quid and do you have a loyalty card?" or perhaps just give them a bad look and say "hand over the cash, pervert". How about "for the 30 quid you're about to spend on this you could have a great night out and MAKE SOME FRIENDS". I don't mean any offence to anyone who genuinely feel these are good games, but my oppinion is that it's rubbish like this that gives the games industry a bad reputation. If there are any developers reading this, PLEASE don't unleash any more of this crud on the unsuspecting public. Unless you bring out Lulu's suicide or perhaps erotica island shooting spree. Now, where's my copy of Max Payne. He's my idea of sexy. ;)



PS that was a joke. No homophobic hate mail please.

i want one i want one.

i'd prefer videos though

ah well

i might buy one for fun

they look funny

i work in a games store and........yup people buy them

Get a sense of humour mate, ive never played one of these games but judging by the screenshots I bet there hillarious.

So your saying that youve never played Lesiure Suit Larry type games, as long as your not some sick old man buying them because cartoons turn you on then its alright there just purely funny.

Are you saying youve never watched a porn film because it was funny, trust me watch one some time there hillarious.

I really have to ask, does any serious gamer actually buy those lame excuses for games? Games like Erotica Island (oh god...NO!) and perhaps Lulu's wet attack: The empire comes back (run away!), which I believe is the sequel to Lulu's sexy empire (ARRR! the pain!). I've seen these travesties on shelves and I was wondering if anyone reading this works in a games shop: what do you say when somone drops that on the counter? just "30 quid and do you have a loyalty card?" or perhaps just give them a bad look and say "hand over the cash, pervert". How about "for the 30 quid you're about to spend on this you could have a great night out and MAKE SOME FRIENDS". I don't mean any offence to anyone who genuinely feel these are good games, but my oppinion is that it's rubbish like this that gives the games industry a bad reputation. If there are any developers reading this, PLEASE don't unleash any more of this crud on the unsuspecting public. Unless you bring out Lulu's suicide or perhaps erotica island shooting spree. Now, where's my copy of Max Payne. He's my idea of sexy. ;)



PS that was a joke. No homophobic hate mail please.