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"Erotic Games?"

I really have to ask, does any serious gamer actually buy those lame excuses for games? Games like Erotica Island (oh god...NO!) and perhaps Lulu's wet attack: The empire comes back (run away!), which I believe is the sequel to Lulu's sexy empire (ARRR! the pain!). I've seen these travesties on shelves and I was wondering if anyone reading this works in a games shop: what do you say when somone drops that on the counter? just "30 quid and do you have a loyalty card?" or perhaps just give them a bad look and say "hand over the cash, pervert". How about "for the 30 quid you're about to spend on this you could have a great night out and MAKE SOME FRIENDS". I don't mean any offence to anyone who genuinely feel these are good games, but my oppinion is that it's rubbish like this that gives the games industry a bad reputation. If there are any developers reading this, PLEASE don't unleash any more of this crud on the unsuspecting public. Unless you bring out Lulu's suicide or perhaps erotica island shooting spree. Now, where's my copy of Max Payne. He's my idea of sexy. ;)



PS that was a joke. No homophobic hate mail please.

You haveto get hold of a copy of "Mistress of Frankenstein" (from the makers of Erotic Witch Project). It has to be the most funnily appaling film in history!

I was joking about taking porno seriously... It's great fun.

But I'd like to meet a testosterone filled pubescent who doesn't try to get hold of porn for something other than the 'comedy' value. If you know what I mean.
I was a teen too!

Tellah wrote:
g funny about those. :P
If you're in your
> teens and don't like porn, or think it's sad, then you are not your
> average teenager! Being a teen is all about being as randy as a
> tomcat, but not being able to get any actual females because of
> spots, b.o., and other such hormonal afflictions.


Ummmmmm thats not the case with everyone you know and are you trying to tell me that porno films like Animal Farm don't make you laugh, ha ha ha thats some sick twisted stuff you gotta laugh at it.

:)

Thought I'd better add that I also had a social life during my teen years - not just a onesome orientated one!

Skaterdude182 wrote:
> Get a sense of humour mate, ive never played one of these games but
> judging by the screenshots I bet there hillarious.

So your saying
> that youve never played Lesiure Suit Larry type games, as long as
> your not some sick old man buying them because cartoons turn you on
> then its alright there just purely funny.

Are you saying youve
> never watched a porn film because it was funny, trust me watch one
> some time there hillarious.

I have to agree, the Leisure Suit Larry series was a great laugh. It's like the film Porkies or something. Most amusing!
I have to say though - I take porn films very seriously. Nothing funny about those. :P
If you're in your teens and don't like porn, or think it's sad, then you are not your average teenager! Being a teen is all about being as randy as a tomcat, but not being able to get any actual females because of spots, b.o., and other such hormonal afflictions.
Hence the need for porn. Don't knock it, it helped me out no-end through the early '90s. =)
And if you say it's sad, and you're 13-17 yrs old, then you're lying!!!

ok a better idea look at the back of one of the boxes of these "games"

Skaterdude182 wrote:
> Get a sense of humour mate, ive never played one of these games but
> judging by the screenshots I bet there hillarious.

Where are these screen shots?

oh

nope

do they go red in the face when they hand it to you??????