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If Games Influenced People...
We'd all be walking around eating little yellow dots and listenining to repetivite music.
We'd all be looking through people's houses, looking for Potions and Elixirs.
We'd all be perfect linguists.
We'd all run around with a toy gun, proclaiming that the world could be domineered by a plague of Aliens any second.
We'd all announce that we had changed alliances, from Theif, to Mage.
We'd all walk around with massive speach bubbles above our heads.
We'd grab the nearest cow or ape and tell them that we are their god, then give them a harsh slapping.
We'd all collide into other cars, and not have a scratch on our own cars or their's.
We'd all grab the nearest person from the street, throw them in our car, and give them a "crazy" ride.
We'd all be shot by the opposite team, only to "re-spawn" 5 seconds later.
We'd all have "Big Head Mode".
If we were shot by one of friends with a toy gun and we didn't die, we would claim "I have God Mode enabled!"
If we ran a theme park, someone would be throwing up, every 5 seconds.
If we wrestled with our friends, we would keep the same facial expression, even in extreme pain.
We'd run around, throwing bombs at each other.
We'd all put on red shoes and a blue shirt and run around town at "sonic" speeds.
We'd all put on skates and run around the streets with a spraycan, tagging everything in human sight, before the police attempt to apprehend you.
We'd all grab a "Light Gun" and begin shooting the nearest person.
When shooting our friends, who are masquerading as "zombies" , we'd wouldn't get any mess on our clothes.
We'd all jump on he latest cardboard "box", hoping to find a power-giving source.
We'd all grab a cigarrette, before going into our houses, to check for security beams.
We'd rob a bank, but our getaway "driver" never considers getting out of the car.
When shooting our friends with a toy gun, we'd all go into "bullet time mode".
We'd all be walking around eating little yellow dots and listenining to repetivite music.
We'd all be looking through people's houses, looking for Potions and Elixirs.
We'd all be perfect linguists.
We'd all run around with a toy gun, proclaiming that the world could be domineered by a plague of Aliens any second.
We'd all announce that we had changed alliances, from Theif, to Mage.
We'd all walk around with massive speach bubbles above our heads.
We'd grab the nearest cow or ape and tell them that we are their god, then give them a harsh slapping.
We'd all collide into other cars, and not have a scratch on our own cars or their's.
We'd all grab the nearest person from the street, throw them in our car, and give them a "crazy" ride.
We'd all be shot by the opposite team, only to "re-spawn" 5 seconds later.
We'd all have "Big Head Mode".
If we were shot by one of friends with a toy gun and we didn't die, we would claim "I have God Mode enabled!"
If we ran a theme park, someone would be throwing up, every 5 seconds.
If we wrestled with our friends, we would keep the same facial expression, even in extreme pain.
We'd run around, throwing bombs at each other.
We'd all put on red shoes and a blue shirt and run around town at "sonic" speeds.
We'd all put on skates and run around the streets with a spraycan, tagging everything in human sight, before the police attempt to apprehend you.
We'd all grab a "Light Gun" and begin shooting the nearest person.
When shooting our friends, who are masquerading as "zombies" , we'd wouldn't get any mess on our clothes.
We'd all jump on he latest cardboard "box", hoping to find a power-giving source.
We'd all grab a cigarrette, before going into our houses, to check for security beams.
We'd rob a bank, but our getaway "driver" never considers getting out of the car.
When shooting our friends with a toy gun, we'd all go into "bullet time mode".
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Gaming Boy wrote:
> People would have square heads and cars would have angular wheels!
> Can you imagine a ride in a car like that?
Only us to on by the looks of it, damn lonelyness. *sniff*
dry nose *sniff* the lonely world
> People would have square heads and cars would have angular wheels!
> Can you imagine a ride in a car like that?
Only us to on by the looks of it, damn lonelyness. *sniff*
dry nose *sniff* the lonely world
People would have square heads and cars would have angular wheels! Can you imagine a ride in a car like that?
The_Vottanator wrote:
> If we were influenced by games then our technology would be a lot
> better and there would be far less people in the world.
Yeh by the time you've played a game and got board of it you quit the population would go down by about 1 million and every two minutes a person quits a game??
> If we were influenced by games then our technology would be a lot
> better and there would be far less people in the world.
Yeh by the time you've played a game and got board of it you quit the population would go down by about 1 million and every two minutes a person quits a game??
Gaming Boy wrote:
> Quazimodo wrote:
> Yeh lol, on mario 64 the little bloke in
> the
> cloud with the video camera you can order them from yellow
> pages!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who would want a bloke in a cloud
> with a camera behind them all the time?
Target practice with a shotgun. he he ^^
> Quazimodo wrote:
> Yeh lol, on mario 64 the little bloke in
> the
> cloud with the video camera you can order them from yellow
> pages!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who would want a bloke in a cloud
> with a camera behind them all the time?
Target practice with a shotgun. he he ^^
If we were influenced by games then our technology would be a lot better and there would be far less people in the world.
Quazimodo wrote:
> Yeh lol, on mario 64 the little bloke in the
> cloud with the video camera you can order them from yellow pages!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who would want a bloke in a cloud with a camera behind them all the time?
> Yeh lol, on mario 64 the little bloke in the
> cloud with the video camera you can order them from yellow pages!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who would want a bloke in a cloud with a camera behind them all the time?
Gaming Boy wrote:
> If we were all influenced by games, we would all go out and buy a
> camera to leave floating behind our heads, just in case anyone wants
> to see what we're looking at in third-person!
Yeh lol, on mario 64 the little bloke in the cloud with the video camera you can order them from yellow pages!!
> If we were all influenced by games, we would all go out and buy a
> camera to leave floating behind our heads, just in case anyone wants
> to see what we're looking at in third-person!
Yeh lol, on mario 64 the little bloke in the cloud with the video camera you can order them from yellow pages!!
If we were all influenced by games, we would all go out and buy a camera to leave floating behind our heads, just in case anyone wants to see what we're looking at in third-person!
If games influenched us, most of us would be hack8ing at each other with bladed weapons. Blowing each others heads off, and trying to provoke cops to chase us, so our felony bar go's up! Also, when we died, it would come up with a "DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE FROM YOUR LAST SAVE POINT" option or "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTART FROM THE BEGINING".
wrote:
> Here's a load more.... (from video game humour site)....
You know you are living in a video game when....
10. One time while walking through the woods, you encountered a "power-up."
9. Whenever you unlock a door with a key, the key disappears.
8. Your three-dimensional movement is limited to going through doors that are behind you.
7. While playing baseball, you notice that the ball gets pixelated as it gets higher so you shout, "SCALING!" at the top of your lungs.
6. While playing baseball, you notice that the ball gets bigger in bumpy increments as it gets higher so you shout, "FAKE SCALING!" at the top of your lungs.
5. Whenever you lay down on your bed, the lights turn themselves off, you immediately fall asleep, a quick song plays, and the next thing you know it's the next morning and you feel totally refreshed!
4. When you were learning geography in school, the teacher said that once you pass the top of the world map, you come out at the bottom.
3. Your best friend died and came back to life twice, but you haven't seen him since his third death.
#2 You've been to a church where all of the crosses have been replaced with "boomerangs."
#1 Shortly after leaving that church, you tripped and scraped your knee. Oddly enough, your blood was white...
> Here's a load more.... (from video game humour site)....
You know you are living in a video game when....
10. One time while walking through the woods, you encountered a "power-up."
9. Whenever you unlock a door with a key, the key disappears.
8. Your three-dimensional movement is limited to going through doors that are behind you.
7. While playing baseball, you notice that the ball gets pixelated as it gets higher so you shout, "SCALING!" at the top of your lungs.
6. While playing baseball, you notice that the ball gets bigger in bumpy increments as it gets higher so you shout, "FAKE SCALING!" at the top of your lungs.
5. Whenever you lay down on your bed, the lights turn themselves off, you immediately fall asleep, a quick song plays, and the next thing you know it's the next morning and you feel totally refreshed!
4. When you were learning geography in school, the teacher said that once you pass the top of the world map, you come out at the bottom.
3. Your best friend died and came back to life twice, but you haven't seen him since his third death.
#2 You've been to a church where all of the crosses have been replaced with "boomerangs."
#1 Shortly after leaving that church, you tripped and scraped your knee. Oddly enough, your blood was white...
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