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If Games Influenced People...
We'd all be walking around eating little yellow dots and listenining to repetivite music.
We'd all be looking through people's houses, looking for Potions and Elixirs.
We'd all be perfect linguists.
We'd all run around with a toy gun, proclaiming that the world could be domineered by a plague of Aliens any second.
We'd all announce that we had changed alliances, from Theif, to Mage.
We'd all walk around with massive speach bubbles above our heads.
We'd grab the nearest cow or ape and tell them that we are their god, then give them a harsh slapping.
We'd all collide into other cars, and not have a scratch on our own cars or their's.
We'd all grab the nearest person from the street, throw them in our car, and give them a "crazy" ride.
We'd all be shot by the opposite team, only to "re-spawn" 5 seconds later.
We'd all have "Big Head Mode".
If we were shot by one of friends with a toy gun and we didn't die, we would claim "I have God Mode enabled!"
If we ran a theme park, someone would be throwing up, every 5 seconds.
If we wrestled with our friends, we would keep the same facial expression, even in extreme pain.
We'd run around, throwing bombs at each other.
We'd all put on red shoes and a blue shirt and run around town at "sonic" speeds.
We'd all put on skates and run around the streets with a spraycan, tagging everything in human sight, before the police attempt to apprehend you.
We'd all grab a "Light Gun" and begin shooting the nearest person.
When shooting our friends, who are masquerading as "zombies" , we'd wouldn't get any mess on our clothes.
We'd all jump on he latest cardboard "box", hoping to find a power-giving source.
We'd all grab a cigarrette, before going into our houses, to check for security beams.
We'd rob a bank, but our getaway "driver" never considers getting out of the car.
When shooting our friends with a toy gun, we'd all go into "bullet time mode".
We'd all be walking around eating little yellow dots and listenining to repetivite music.
We'd all be looking through people's houses, looking for Potions and Elixirs.
We'd all be perfect linguists.
We'd all run around with a toy gun, proclaiming that the world could be domineered by a plague of Aliens any second.
We'd all announce that we had changed alliances, from Theif, to Mage.
We'd all walk around with massive speach bubbles above our heads.
We'd grab the nearest cow or ape and tell them that we are their god, then give them a harsh slapping.
We'd all collide into other cars, and not have a scratch on our own cars or their's.
We'd all grab the nearest person from the street, throw them in our car, and give them a "crazy" ride.
We'd all be shot by the opposite team, only to "re-spawn" 5 seconds later.
We'd all have "Big Head Mode".
If we were shot by one of friends with a toy gun and we didn't die, we would claim "I have God Mode enabled!"
If we ran a theme park, someone would be throwing up, every 5 seconds.
If we wrestled with our friends, we would keep the same facial expression, even in extreme pain.
We'd run around, throwing bombs at each other.
We'd all put on red shoes and a blue shirt and run around town at "sonic" speeds.
We'd all put on skates and run around the streets with a spraycan, tagging everything in human sight, before the police attempt to apprehend you.
We'd all grab a "Light Gun" and begin shooting the nearest person.
When shooting our friends, who are masquerading as "zombies" , we'd wouldn't get any mess on our clothes.
We'd all jump on he latest cardboard "box", hoping to find a power-giving source.
We'd all grab a cigarrette, before going into our houses, to check for security beams.
We'd rob a bank, but our getaway "driver" never considers getting out of the car.
When shooting our friends with a toy gun, we'd all go into "bullet time mode".
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*cough*
You're telling me!
*achooo!*
I think I've hot it.
*splutter*
...
*gag*
Yep, I've got it.
*achooo!*
You're telling me!
*achooo!*
I think I've hot it.
*splutter*
...
*gag*
Yep, I've got it.
*achooo!*
Logan wrote:
> HOW ABOUT THIS:
If games influenced us, we would walk around
> looking for endangered creatures (the rarer and more scarce, the
> better!). We would then take "snaps!" of these creatures,
> and gain points for use in life.
After that we would pull out a
> small ball from our pocket, and trap the endangered creature within
> the ball... which is far too small by animal safty
> standards.
Once in the ball, we would force feed these animals to
> make them strong.. and cause them to mutate beyond recognition. We
> then FORCE them to fight against other such creatures, the winner
Then we'd end up setting these mutated monsters onto each other, and make them burn are enemys into submission. And then a strange organization would be formed to steal the more powerful of these creatures, and they'd be called, HHMMMMMM, Team Firework!
> gaining a medal... in the Pocket Monster Awards no less...
> HOW ABOUT THIS:
If games influenced us, we would walk around
> looking for endangered creatures (the rarer and more scarce, the
> better!). We would then take "snaps!" of these creatures,
> and gain points for use in life.
After that we would pull out a
> small ball from our pocket, and trap the endangered creature within
> the ball... which is far too small by animal safty
> standards.
Once in the ball, we would force feed these animals to
> make them strong.. and cause them to mutate beyond recognition. We
> then FORCE them to fight against other such creatures, the winner
Then we'd end up setting these mutated monsters onto each other, and make them burn are enemys into submission. And then a strange organization would be formed to steal the more powerful of these creatures, and they'd be called, HHMMMMMM, Team Firework!
> gaining a medal... in the Pocket Monster Awards no less...
No, that's not a game. That's a disease.
HOW ABOUT THIS:
If games influenced us, we would walk around looking for endangered creatures (the rarer and more scarce, the better!). We would then take "snaps!" of these creatures, and gain points for use in life.
After that we would pull out a small ball from our pocket, and trap the endangered creature within the ball... which is far too small by animal safty standards.
Once in the ball, we would force feed these animals to make them strong.. and cause them to mutate beyond recognition. We then FORCE them to fight against other such creatures, the winner gaining a medal... in the Pocket Monster Awards no less...
If games influenced us, we would walk around looking for endangered creatures (the rarer and more scarce, the better!). We would then take "snaps!" of these creatures, and gain points for use in life.
After that we would pull out a small ball from our pocket, and trap the endangered creature within the ball... which is far too small by animal safty standards.
Once in the ball, we would force feed these animals to make them strong.. and cause them to mutate beyond recognition. We then FORCE them to fight against other such creatures, the winner gaining a medal... in the Pocket Monster Awards no less...
WAYHEY! there's life!
I'm still here.
I s'pose it's better than the forums a few night ago. I was on it for ages, hardly anyone posted, then The Game posted a message saying:
"I'm bored!"
I replyed saying:
"So am I!"
It was then that I logged off. No-one was about.
"I'm bored!"
I replyed saying:
"So am I!"
It was then that I logged off. No-one was about.
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