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"Last Saturday saw the grand opening of the eighth Special Reserve Big Discount Store in Norwich."
Then later on they say:
"Don't forget, the Special Reserve Norwich Big Discount Store is a permanent fixture in Plumstead Road East, so if you live in the area and want to track down some stunning special offers, there's only one place to go!"
So, the first statement says there are now 8 stores in Norwich, but the second says there is only one. Typical of SR to mess up their news, just like when they said SONY's Gran Turismo was heading to the PC.
> Read it again:
>
> "Last Saturday saw the grand opening of the eighth Special
> Reserve Big Discount Store, in Norwich."
>
> The 'eighth SR store in Nowrich' is what it says. If you want to
> read into it a different way, fine, but if you take it for what it
> says, you cannot argue this point at all. Durrrrr.
But there is a comma there so it makes sense!!!
"Last Saturday saw the grand opening of the eighth Special Reserve Big Discount Store in Norwich."
The 'eighth SR store in Nowrich' is what it says. If you want to read into it a different way, fine, but if you take it for what it says, you cannot argue this point at all. Durrrrr.
It clearly says that SR have 8 stores and the Norwich one is number 8.
> I could write the sentence a dozen different ways and it would still
> mean the same thing. It only proves you're an idiot, and a troll at
> that. Durr.
Are you sure? I mean, a dozen ways is a lot for your pea-soup brain to cope with. Still, not to worry, I blame your parents.
The fact is, the way you wrote it implies that Nowrich had 7 SR stores, and you were opening its 8th. Durrrrrrrrrrr.
> I could write the sentence a dozen different ways and it would still
> mean the same thing. It only proves you're an idiot, and a troll at
> that. Durr.
I used to have a troll..true story!
> Yeah, because I'd accidentally think we have 8 shops in Norwich
> rather than one. Read the sentence again. There we go.
>
> Perhaps it should read like this for the hard of learning.
>
> "Last Saturday saw the grand opening of the eighth Special
> Reserve Big Discount Store, in Norwich. Durrrr."
OK, I'll read the sentence again...
Nope, still the same message. It still talks about the eigth SR store in Norwich. Putting the comma in doesn't help either, because the strucure of the preceeding text is all wrong. Maybe you had a mirror in front of you when you wrote, "Durrrr."?
One example of many different, improved ways to write it is:
"Last Saturday, Norwich played host to the grand opening of the UK’s eighth Special Reserve Big Discount Store."
Sounds like you are the one who needs to do some learninig. Durrrr (with no mirror).