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>Shudders all round<
Spiders have 'issues', not all of which I am pleased about!
They eat flies, we all hate flies because they're dirty, annoying, amusingly stupid (hello window 'crash', hello window 'crash') and they eat excrements, so err, and yes Spiders eat them. Good.
Spiders are fast; they ought to be with that many legs, why must they have so many legs! Fast means scary, scary means screaming, no matter who's in the house - make sure you marry someone who isn't scared of spiders, if you are. Remember that, you'll thank me for it (visions spring up of terrified couples huddling in a corner of the room as an eight-legged friend struts across the floor, right in the middle of their favourite television show...).
Spiders are very, very clever, and that freaks me out big time. It must have a very efficient brain, with a much higher than 10% that humans have...Spiders make webs, but they use their own silk - now that is intelligent, but again, very freaky. Have you seen the size of some webs? Eeek!
Spiders are also, strong. Well, the bigger the stronger, as you will find out from my story soon...be warned, it's scary!
Spiders are clean! Yep, Spiders are clean non-insects, as part of the arachnid family Spiders, manage to stay clean. I won't go into discussing poisonous Spiders, (I'd be too afraid!)...
Ready for a story? Good, me neither, but here goes...
"OH MY..."
I put the other spider that was in my room into a cup and placed it by the one in the bathroom already, previously captured after it jumped downward at me from the ceiling – scared the hell out of me…
Anyway, I thought it would be interesting to put them in the same cup, don’t ask…
Swiftly I removed the beaker that covered the more powerful brute and allowed him into the other one...
/nothing much happened/
(Don't ask me why I watched them)
(But at this time in the morning it seemed like entertainment, nothing on television, I didn't know what they'd do)
Firstly, they both moved around - shifty looking beasts, grown men and women have every reason to be terrified of them, right - both creatures moved around, trying to escape to no avail, like a flies smashing into a windows...
Imprisoned until death, the arachnids danced around tapping on the plastic clear blue cup, and suddenly the surrounding area was a sea of disillusion, my vision blurred...
"Why am I watching this?"
Nothing happened for a while, and then they both stopped, frozen, just like that!
"What's going on?"
Are they talking?
Looking at me?
(I looked around, just to make sure no more spiders were present)
A shiver crashed down my spine, like a bolt of unexpected lightning...
A shudder imminent,
(What I am about to say may disturb)
The larger spider danced an evil dance...
...And flung itself onto the smaller one and pounded it with its legs...
Beating the life out of it.
They weren't going to help each other escape, oh no, this was disgusting but quite shocking.
(Thoughts of giant 1metre radius Spiders - in a film, a film of Spiders...could be scary...)
He kicked him to the side, and then continued walking around the edge tapping against it, the fool. Every time he'd meet up with the now half living smaller spawn of Satan, he'd encroach it, diving on it like it was his last meal.
For this spider didn't make friends easily...
I watched for around 20 minutes, the floor starting moving like an ocean, swaying, the walls caved in I shock my head and stared once more at the death match massacre.
I felt sorry for the little one, and then remembered how he'd decided to make my ceiling his home for a while, so my sympathy - vanished.
Again the brutality rose as the 4cm in diameter 8-legged demonic vermin thrust itself onto the puny one, dancing around it, moulding his dinner, it was horrific.
4cm: not that small
The weedy spider didn't move too much after that...
I wanted a closer look, 2 metres away was fine, but I had to go nearer
"Oh my god"
The larger spider had picked up the other, and started eating it - just 15minutes after I had taken it upon myself to play Spider God, cannibalism occurred.
Spiders are evil
Evil I tell you.
Is it true they're all female?
How would that work?
I had to see what it’s doing -
Returning to the arena of hell
I found a leg,
And the live spider wrapped around the smaller one,
Sucking the blood from it, possibly...
Terrified of spiders?
You should be now
"The End"
Hope that didn't scare you, I certainly learned a lot from what happened.
Spiders, and us we're two different species, they're evil, I hate them, and I end this now, thanks for reading.
Good Night....
>Shudders all round<
Spiders have 'issues', not all of which I am pleased about!
They eat flies, we all hate flies because they're dirty, annoying, amusingly stupid (hello window 'crash', hello window 'crash') and they eat excrements, so err, and yes Spiders eat them. Good.
Spiders are fast; they ought to be with that many legs, why must they have so many legs! Fast means scary, scary means screaming, no matter who's in the house - make sure you marry someone who isn't scared of spiders, if you are. Remember that, you'll thank me for it (visions spring up of terrified couples huddling in a corner of the room as an eight-legged friend struts across the floor, right in the middle of their favourite television show...).
Spiders are very, very clever, and that freaks me out big time. It must have a very efficient brain, with a much higher than 10% that humans have...Spiders make webs, but they use their own silk - now that is intelligent, but again, very freaky. Have you seen the size of some webs? Eeek!
Spiders are also, strong. Well, the bigger the stronger, as you will find out from my story soon...be warned, it's scary!
Spiders are clean! Yep, Spiders are clean non-insects, as part of the arachnid family Spiders, manage to stay clean. I won't go into discussing poisonous Spiders, (I'd be too afraid!)...
Ready for a story? Good, me neither, but here goes...
"OH MY..."
I put the other spider that was in my room into a cup and placed it by the one in the bathroom already, previously captured after it jumped downward at me from the ceiling – scared the hell out of me…
Anyway, I thought it would be interesting to put them in the same cup, don’t ask…
Swiftly I removed the beaker that covered the more powerful brute and allowed him into the other one...
/nothing much happened/
(Don't ask me why I watched them)
(But at this time in the morning it seemed like entertainment, nothing on television, I didn't know what they'd do)
Firstly, they both moved around - shifty looking beasts, grown men and women have every reason to be terrified of them, right - both creatures moved around, trying to escape to no avail, like a flies smashing into a windows...
Imprisoned until death, the arachnids danced around tapping on the plastic clear blue cup, and suddenly the surrounding area was a sea of disillusion, my vision blurred...
"Why am I watching this?"
Nothing happened for a while, and then they both stopped, frozen, just like that!
"What's going on?"
Are they talking?
Looking at me?
(I looked around, just to make sure no more spiders were present)
A shiver crashed down my spine, like a bolt of unexpected lightning...
A shudder imminent,
(What I am about to say may disturb)
The larger spider danced an evil dance...
...And flung itself onto the smaller one and pounded it with its legs...
Beating the life out of it.
They weren't going to help each other escape, oh no, this was disgusting but quite shocking.
(Thoughts of giant 1metre radius Spiders - in a film, a film of Spiders...could be scary...)
He kicked him to the side, and then continued walking around the edge tapping against it, the fool. Every time he'd meet up with the now half living smaller spawn of Satan, he'd encroach it, diving on it like it was his last meal.
For this spider didn't make friends easily...
I watched for around 20 minutes, the floor starting moving like an ocean, swaying, the walls caved in I shock my head and stared once more at the death match massacre.
I felt sorry for the little one, and then remembered how he'd decided to make my ceiling his home for a while, so my sympathy - vanished.
Again the brutality rose as the 4cm in diameter 8-legged demonic vermin thrust itself onto the puny one, dancing around it, moulding his dinner, it was horrific.
4cm: not that small
The weedy spider didn't move too much after that...
I wanted a closer look, 2 metres away was fine, but I had to go nearer
"Oh my god"
The larger spider had picked up the other, and started eating it - just 15minutes after I had taken it upon myself to play Spider God, cannibalism occurred.
Spiders are evil
Evil I tell you.
Is it true they're all female?
How would that work?
I had to see what it’s doing -
Returning to the arena of hell
I found a leg,
And the live spider wrapped around the smaller one,
Sucking the blood from it, possibly...
Terrified of spiders?
You should be now
"The End"
Hope that didn't scare you, I certainly learned a lot from what happened.
Spiders, and us we're two different species, they're evil, I hate them, and I end this now, thanks for reading.
Good Night....
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Spiders are very very cleaver. I admire them for being so cleaver.
Well done spiders! Hurrah!
I praise you for your greatness!
*Looks around*
*Spiders have got the wrong idea and are taking over the world*
Argh! Nooo!
People who have Arachnophobia should be tied into a chair with their eyes propped open sat in front of the film, Arachnophobia. This would cause some upset minds.
It may help them get over the fear, you never know. On the other hand it might make them totally insane leaving them to be locked up in a padded room for the rest of their lives.
This is a harsh treatment but it might work.
“Scientists..On your mark…Get set…..Go!
Go find if this works!
Well done spiders! Hurrah!
I praise you for your greatness!
*Looks around*
*Spiders have got the wrong idea and are taking over the world*
Argh! Nooo!
People who have Arachnophobia should be tied into a chair with their eyes propped open sat in front of the film, Arachnophobia. This would cause some upset minds.
It may help them get over the fear, you never know. On the other hand it might make them totally insane leaving them to be locked up in a padded room for the rest of their lives.
This is a harsh treatment but it might work.
“Scientists..On your mark…Get set…..Go!
Go find if this works!
brad@specialreserve wrote:
And you dont even want to know the things that
> crawl up my plug whole.
*Dirty mode on*
Hur hur hur
*Dirty mode off*
:-D
And you dont even want to know the things that
> crawl up my plug whole.
*Dirty mode on*
Hur hur hur
*Dirty mode off*
:-D
Hooplah wrote:
> You'll like this little gem of a fact then.
The average person
> will eat three spiders a year in their sleep. As the little hairy
> monsters crawl around your room at night, they occasionally
> encounter the warm, wet opening that is your mouth and crawl in for
> a closer look at your teeth. Once inside the cave of death, your
> body takes over and involuntarily munches on the eight legged
> encroacher while it's cries of 'Help me' go unheard, except by other
> spiders in your room. Watching, waiting.......
May well be an
> urban myth, but it will help you sleep at night.
>
>MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.......
Why can't it be floating mars bars instead?!
:D
> You'll like this little gem of a fact then.
The average person
> will eat three spiders a year in their sleep. As the little hairy
> monsters crawl around your room at night, they occasionally
> encounter the warm, wet opening that is your mouth and crawl in for
> a closer look at your teeth. Once inside the cave of death, your
> body takes over and involuntarily munches on the eight legged
> encroacher while it's cries of 'Help me' go unheard, except by other
> spiders in your room. Watching, waiting.......
May well be an
> urban myth, but it will help you sleep at night.
>
>MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.......
Why can't it be floating mars bars instead?!
:D
You'll like this little gem of a fact then.
The average person will eat three spiders a year in their sleep. As the little hairy monsters crawl around your room at night, they occasionally encounter the warm, wet opening that is your mouth and crawl in for a closer look at your teeth. Once inside the cave of death, your body takes over and involuntarily munches on the eight legged encroacher while it's cries of 'Help me' go unheard, except by other spiders in your room. Watching, waiting.......
May well be an urban myth, but it will help you sleep at night.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.......
The average person will eat three spiders a year in their sleep. As the little hairy monsters crawl around your room at night, they occasionally encounter the warm, wet opening that is your mouth and crawl in for a closer look at your teeth. Once inside the cave of death, your body takes over and involuntarily munches on the eight legged encroacher while it's cries of 'Help me' go unheard, except by other spiders in your room. Watching, waiting.......
May well be an urban myth, but it will help you sleep at night.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.......
That is a very cool story.
Hmm, I have noticed a distressing increase in the amount of spiders roaming about in myhouse. I think they are trying to take over. Running out of vents, over CD players, on my bed.... is nothing safe. You should think yourself lucky. 4cm, thats nothing. I live in a very old house, in the country, placed smack in the middle of two fields. I get spiders the size of my palm strutting about. And you dont even want to know the things that crawl up my plug whole. I walk into my bathroom one day, ready for a bath, I look down and there are thousands, litterally thousands, of tiny little spiders in there, all huddling round a big fat beast. How do you clear something like that up?? Had no choice but to flush em out.!
Hmm, I have noticed a distressing increase in the amount of spiders roaming about in myhouse. I think they are trying to take over. Running out of vents, over CD players, on my bed.... is nothing safe. You should think yourself lucky. 4cm, thats nothing. I live in a very old house, in the country, placed smack in the middle of two fields. I get spiders the size of my palm strutting about. And you dont even want to know the things that crawl up my plug whole. I walk into my bathroom one day, ready for a bath, I look down and there are thousands, litterally thousands, of tiny little spiders in there, all huddling round a big fat beast. How do you clear something like that up?? Had no choice but to flush em out.!
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