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Who do you think is the hardest film character/creature/alien/thing of all time?
For example...who would win between Li Mu Bai (Chow Yun Fat from Crouching Tiger)or Obi Wan Kenobi(Star Wars Ep. 1)?...obviously both would have to have lightsabres to make it fair! The Xenomorph (from the Alien films) or the weird night living creatures in Pitch Black?...The Terminator vs the Predator?...Blade vs Neo?....the possiblities are endless!!...why not just stick em in one huge arena and let them sort it out!!...that sure would be interesting viewing....never gona happen but u can always dream....
anyway, i was just thinking about it coz im bored... going down the pub now...later.....
For example...who would win between Li Mu Bai (Chow Yun Fat from Crouching Tiger)or Obi Wan Kenobi(Star Wars Ep. 1)?...obviously both would have to have lightsabres to make it fair! The Xenomorph (from the Alien films) or the weird night living creatures in Pitch Black?...The Terminator vs the Predator?...Blade vs Neo?....the possiblities are endless!!...why not just stick em in one huge arena and let them sort it out!!...that sure would be interesting viewing....never gona happen but u can always dream....
anyway, i was just thinking about it coz im bored... going down the pub now...later.....
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Wings Wins
This is indesputable fact, Mr Happy has proved this.
Worship Wings you dirty hippies
This is indesputable fact, Mr Happy has proved this.
Worship Wings you dirty hippies
You are all wrong wrong wrong. The answer is quite simple. Mr.T would win. However, the reasons for him winning are quite convoluted so bear with me.
Obviously this 'Who is the hardest' competition would be a major cash-in event for TV companies around the world and so they would try and have a gimmick to make more people watch. This would result in all the fights being filmed on a set built to resemble the surface of Mars. It would be coupled with some implausible story about only one escape pod functioning on the ship they, that is all the action film heros, just crashed. This would result in the formation of a tournament to decide who got to use said escape pod.
As a further cash-in Jamie Oliver would be called in as the space ship's caterer. He of course would need to escape too, so he would lace all the contestants glasses of beverage with arsenic. This would result in every one dying apart from Mr. T who only drinks milk. Milk doesn't keep too well in space so Mr. T would not drink anything.
That would leave Mr. T to fight it out with Jamie Oliver. We all know who would win that one. In a final denouement Wings Hauser's Carpenter would be found sitting in the escape pod as he was only ever the figment of someone's imagination so he wouldn't have drunk anything either. As Mr.t doesn't like flying. Wings Hauser would escape and live happily ever after.
Who says I don't have an over-active imagination?
Obviously this 'Who is the hardest' competition would be a major cash-in event for TV companies around the world and so they would try and have a gimmick to make more people watch. This would result in all the fights being filmed on a set built to resemble the surface of Mars. It would be coupled with some implausible story about only one escape pod functioning on the ship they, that is all the action film heros, just crashed. This would result in the formation of a tournament to decide who got to use said escape pod.
As a further cash-in Jamie Oliver would be called in as the space ship's caterer. He of course would need to escape too, so he would lace all the contestants glasses of beverage with arsenic. This would result in every one dying apart from Mr. T who only drinks milk. Milk doesn't keep too well in space so Mr. T would not drink anything.
That would leave Mr. T to fight it out with Jamie Oliver. We all know who would win that one. In a final denouement Wings Hauser's Carpenter would be found sitting in the escape pod as he was only ever the figment of someone's imagination so he wouldn't have drunk anything either. As Mr.t doesn't like flying. Wings Hauser would escape and live happily ever after.
Who says I don't have an over-active imagination?
Pah, you know nothing.
Jaws from James Bond.
Except some piggish German girl with braids tamed his wild heart.
Jaws from James Bond.
Except some piggish German girl with braids tamed his wild heart.
Greek Sex God wrote:
> well.... i think bruce lee is vastly over-rated!!!!..he is too human
> to go up against the likes of the jedi and aliens!!!
go stand in the corner and think about what you have just said..hang your head in shame
> well.... i think bruce lee is vastly over-rated!!!!..he is too human
> to go up against the likes of the jedi and aliens!!!
go stand in the corner and think about what you have just said..hang your head in shame
How about all the above V pokemon. Then we can see how fast the annoying little things get squished.
woooo ahahhhhh
*swings nunchaku* wahhhhhh
*swings nunchaku* wahhhhhh
Lets just say they are just thugs and have no training. Lets say they're all typical english fans. They're stupid and they'll not think twice before running at his nunchaku. Hehe.
:)
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it depends is he backed up against a wall e.t.c.
What about if he has a bostaff i think he could do it
I still think he could do all 20 with one nunchuku.
because if tehy al rush him he could hit five at a time and if they are all rushing him theyd need to be in a circle and he could just knock one down and theyd have to reform and once ones down he aint getting back up.
The assumption is is that they arent trained in any martial arts just thugs as such.
What about if he has a bostaff i think he could do it
I still think he could do all 20 with one nunchuku.
because if tehy al rush him he could hit five at a time and if they are all rushing him theyd need to be in a circle and he could just knock one down and theyd have to reform and once ones down he aint getting back up.
The assumption is is that they arent trained in any martial arts just thugs as such.
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