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Meet Shaun. He is your average computer lover. He likes games, TV and all that you would expect from him. He is 13 years old and so can't get a proper job. He has tried all of the get rich quick schemes he could muster out of the search engines. He had nothing to offer for money. He then thought of stealing. Robbing banks would have been too high profile so he though to rob a shop. The first name to spring into his mind was Special Reserve, partly because he had just been browsing the Special Reserve Chat Forums. All this for a Squier Strat Fender Electric Guitar?
He was hell bent on getting some money. He brainstormed the ways, of which this operation could be carried out and eventually, he decided. He grabbed a large piece of paper and formulated his plan. After several man-hours of work, the plan was drawn. He went out to buy all of the accessories and equipment required for this plan to be pulled off, a small fortune compared to the money he was about to make. When he got everything he needed. He loaded everything into his Skoda and took a 10-minute drive to the Chelmsford branch of Special Reserve.
He got out of his car and opened his boot; all of his equipment was there. He got it all ready, when a policeman came along.
“What are you doing out here at 2 o’ clock in the morning?”, asked the policeman.
“Well…I’m…Uh”, stuttered Shaun as he reaches for something.
He grabs a can of black spraypaint and sprays the policeman with it. He then throws the policeman in the boot and locks the boot. Shaun gets out his rope with a hook on the end and throws it onto the roof. It hooks onto the roof and Shaun climbs the rope the then climbs onto the roof from the gutter. He gets out a mini-chainsaw, conveniently prepared for the situation. He cuts a hole in the roof, with minimal noise and goes to lower himself down but quickly places a cigarette into his mouth. Suddenly, many burglar alarms become visible. He evades the lines of vision and sneaks over to the power box. He turns the alarms off and heads for the cash register. He opens the cash register and to his surprise, there is no money in it. He hears a cigarette lighter turn on and he turns around to the origin of the noise.
“Who the hell are you?!”, says Shaun.
“Your worst nightmare”, exclaims Tony.
“But what are you doing here?”
“I basically live here.”
“You’re going to call the police aren’t you?”
“Yes I am.”
“Wait right there.”
Tony goes to the office to call the police when he heard the click of a gun and he slowly turns around to see Shaun brandishing a Glock 47 in his face.
“Don’t move, or I redecorate with brains and paint colour red.”
“Ok, don’t do anything drastic.”
“Drastic? I killed a kid because he mocked me!”
“This isn’t good. You’re going to kill me aren’t you?”
“Yes, I am”
“Great…”
Shaun aims the Glock 47 to Tony’s head.
“Wait, let me know, who are you?”
“I’m Shaneo from Special Reserve Chat Forums.”
“You’re Shaneo, I’m Tony. I always thought you were a bit weird.”
“You’re pushing me!”
Shaun is about to pull the trigger, when police sirens are heard.
“Give me the money now Tony!”
The police barge their way in as Shaun is trying to escape through a ventilation duct. The police shoot and they hit his leg. Shaun still continues to crawl and gets onto the roof. When he gets onto the roof, he is about to escape when he sees loads of police cars with gunmen behind them. Shaun stands there and puts his hands in the air as the police come up to arrest him. He is whisked away in a police car and is interrogated. He is jailed for 5 years, 3 for robbery and 2 for brandishing a weapon.
This story happened 5 years ago, Shaun was freed today.
He was hell bent on getting some money. He brainstormed the ways, of which this operation could be carried out and eventually, he decided. He grabbed a large piece of paper and formulated his plan. After several man-hours of work, the plan was drawn. He went out to buy all of the accessories and equipment required for this plan to be pulled off, a small fortune compared to the money he was about to make. When he got everything he needed. He loaded everything into his Skoda and took a 10-minute drive to the Chelmsford branch of Special Reserve.
He got out of his car and opened his boot; all of his equipment was there. He got it all ready, when a policeman came along.
“What are you doing out here at 2 o’ clock in the morning?”, asked the policeman.
“Well…I’m…Uh”, stuttered Shaun as he reaches for something.
He grabs a can of black spraypaint and sprays the policeman with it. He then throws the policeman in the boot and locks the boot. Shaun gets out his rope with a hook on the end and throws it onto the roof. It hooks onto the roof and Shaun climbs the rope the then climbs onto the roof from the gutter. He gets out a mini-chainsaw, conveniently prepared for the situation. He cuts a hole in the roof, with minimal noise and goes to lower himself down but quickly places a cigarette into his mouth. Suddenly, many burglar alarms become visible. He evades the lines of vision and sneaks over to the power box. He turns the alarms off and heads for the cash register. He opens the cash register and to his surprise, there is no money in it. He hears a cigarette lighter turn on and he turns around to the origin of the noise.
“Who the hell are you?!”, says Shaun.
“Your worst nightmare”, exclaims Tony.
“But what are you doing here?”
“I basically live here.”
“You’re going to call the police aren’t you?”
“Yes I am.”
“Wait right there.”
Tony goes to the office to call the police when he heard the click of a gun and he slowly turns around to see Shaun brandishing a Glock 47 in his face.
“Don’t move, or I redecorate with brains and paint colour red.”
“Ok, don’t do anything drastic.”
“Drastic? I killed a kid because he mocked me!”
“This isn’t good. You’re going to kill me aren’t you?”
“Yes, I am”
“Great…”
Shaun aims the Glock 47 to Tony’s head.
“Wait, let me know, who are you?”
“I’m Shaneo from Special Reserve Chat Forums.”
“You’re Shaneo, I’m Tony. I always thought you were a bit weird.”
“You’re pushing me!”
Shaun is about to pull the trigger, when police sirens are heard.
“Give me the money now Tony!”
The police barge their way in as Shaun is trying to escape through a ventilation duct. The police shoot and they hit his leg. Shaun still continues to crawl and gets onto the roof. When he gets onto the roof, he is about to escape when he sees loads of police cars with gunmen behind them. Shaun stands there and puts his hands in the air as the police come up to arrest him. He is whisked away in a police car and is interrogated. He is jailed for 5 years, 3 for robbery and 2 for brandishing a weapon.
This story happened 5 years ago, Shaun was freed today.
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I hate to be the one who ruins it all but parts of that story were missed out. Eg
Where you ask Tony to give you the money
Then it says the police burst in as you were trying to get out of the ventalation system. So why were you trying to escape if Tony hadn't given you the money? Bit of a pointless exercise.
Sorry to moan, I just feel it is my duty as a SR member. So that now means your 18 and your still writing this. Shame on you.
Where you ask Tony to give you the money
Then it says the police burst in as you were trying to get out of the ventalation system. So why were you trying to escape if Tony hadn't given you the money? Bit of a pointless exercise.
Sorry to moan, I just feel it is my duty as a SR member. So that now means your 18 and your still writing this. Shame on you.
LoL Votty. Thanks for the comments.
You know, if by any remote chance that any of these ideas are actually used by someone and they work then Tony really won't be too pleased with you.
:)
:)
Fantastic shaun. Ill just follow your guide to life!!!!
Strafex also goes to rob SR but has a cunning plan prepared.
He also takes to the roof and drops in.
Tony is ready this time and has a gang of henchmen with him.
Strafex gets held as Tony picks up the phone.
"Honestly, what possessed you to do something stupid like this?"
"I guess it must have been all those violent games I bought from you. The computer games industry is really going to get it this time..."
Tony pales and drops the phone.
"Here, take a Dreamcast, a PS2, a Gamecube, a MAXX PC, a life supply of games, just PLEASE don't tell anyone what you just said!"
Strafex walks free and still holds blackmail to this day. :-D
He also takes to the roof and drops in.
Tony is ready this time and has a gang of henchmen with him.
Strafex gets held as Tony picks up the phone.
"Honestly, what possessed you to do something stupid like this?"
"I guess it must have been all those violent games I bought from you. The computer games industry is really going to get it this time..."
Tony pales and drops the phone.
"Here, take a Dreamcast, a PS2, a Gamecube, a MAXX PC, a life supply of games, just PLEASE don't tell anyone what you just said!"
Strafex walks free and still holds blackmail to this day. :-D
Drastic? I killed a kid because he mocked me!
By far the funniest bit.
:)
By far the funniest bit.
:)
Lol
Meet Shaun. He is your average computer lover. He likes games, TV and all that you would expect from him. He is 13 years old and so can't get a proper job. He has tried all of the get rich quick schemes he could muster out of the search engines. He had nothing to offer for money. He then thought of stealing. Robbing banks would have been too high profile so he though to rob a shop. The first name to spring into his mind was Special Reserve, partly because he had just been browsing the Special Reserve Chat Forums. All this for a Squier Strat Fender Electric Guitar?
He was hell bent on getting some money. He brainstormed the ways, of which this operation could be carried out and eventually, he decided. He grabbed a large piece of paper and formulated his plan. After several man-hours of work, the plan was drawn. He went out to buy all of the accessories and equipment required for this plan to be pulled off, a small fortune compared to the money he was about to make. When he got everything he needed. He loaded everything into his Skoda and took a 10-minute drive to the Chelmsford branch of Special Reserve.
He got out of his car and opened his boot; all of his equipment was there. He got it all ready, when a policeman came along.
“What are you doing out here at 2 o’ clock in the morning?”, asked the policeman.
“Well…I’m…Uh”, stuttered Shaun as he reaches for something.
He grabs a can of black spraypaint and sprays the policeman with it. He then throws the policeman in the boot and locks the boot. Shaun gets out his rope with a hook on the end and throws it onto the roof. It hooks onto the roof and Shaun climbs the rope the then climbs onto the roof from the gutter. He gets out a mini-chainsaw, conveniently prepared for the situation. He cuts a hole in the roof, with minimal noise and goes to lower himself down but quickly places a cigarette into his mouth. Suddenly, many burglar alarms become visible. He evades the lines of vision and sneaks over to the power box. He turns the alarms off and heads for the cash register. He opens the cash register and to his surprise, there is no money in it. He hears a cigarette lighter turn on and he turns around to the origin of the noise.
“Who the hell are you?!”, says Shaun.
“Your worst nightmare”, exclaims Tony.
“But what are you doing here?”
“I basically live here.”
“You’re going to call the police aren’t you?”
“Yes I am.”
“Wait right there.”
Tony goes to the office to call the police when he heard the click of a gun and he slowly turns around to see Shaun brandishing a Glock 47 in his face.
“Don’t move, or I redecorate with brains and paint colour red.”
“Ok, don’t do anything drastic.”
“Drastic? I killed a kid because he mocked me!”
“This isn’t good. You’re going to kill me aren’t you?”
“Yes, I am”
“Great…”
Shaun aims the Glock 47 to Tony’s head.
“Wait, let me know, who are you?”
“I’m Shaneo from Special Reserve Chat Forums.”
“You’re Shaneo, I’m Tony. I always thought you were a bit weird.”
“You’re pushing me!”
Shaun is about to pull the trigger, when police sirens are heard.
“Give me the money now Tony!”
The police barge their way in as Shaun is trying to escape through a ventilation duct. The police shoot and they hit his leg. Shaun still continues to crawl and gets onto the roof. When he gets onto the roof, he is about to escape when he sees loads of police cars with gunmen behind them. Shaun stands there and puts his hands in the air as the police come up to arrest him. He is whisked away in a police car and is interrogated. He is jailed for 5 years, 3 for robbery and 2 for brandishing a weapon.
This story happened 5 years ago, Shaun was freed today.
He was hell bent on getting some money. He brainstormed the ways, of which this operation could be carried out and eventually, he decided. He grabbed a large piece of paper and formulated his plan. After several man-hours of work, the plan was drawn. He went out to buy all of the accessories and equipment required for this plan to be pulled off, a small fortune compared to the money he was about to make. When he got everything he needed. He loaded everything into his Skoda and took a 10-minute drive to the Chelmsford branch of Special Reserve.
He got out of his car and opened his boot; all of his equipment was there. He got it all ready, when a policeman came along.
“What are you doing out here at 2 o’ clock in the morning?”, asked the policeman.
“Well…I’m…Uh”, stuttered Shaun as he reaches for something.
He grabs a can of black spraypaint and sprays the policeman with it. He then throws the policeman in the boot and locks the boot. Shaun gets out his rope with a hook on the end and throws it onto the roof. It hooks onto the roof and Shaun climbs the rope the then climbs onto the roof from the gutter. He gets out a mini-chainsaw, conveniently prepared for the situation. He cuts a hole in the roof, with minimal noise and goes to lower himself down but quickly places a cigarette into his mouth. Suddenly, many burglar alarms become visible. He evades the lines of vision and sneaks over to the power box. He turns the alarms off and heads for the cash register. He opens the cash register and to his surprise, there is no money in it. He hears a cigarette lighter turn on and he turns around to the origin of the noise.
“Who the hell are you?!”, says Shaun.
“Your worst nightmare”, exclaims Tony.
“But what are you doing here?”
“I basically live here.”
“You’re going to call the police aren’t you?”
“Yes I am.”
“Wait right there.”
Tony goes to the office to call the police when he heard the click of a gun and he slowly turns around to see Shaun brandishing a Glock 47 in his face.
“Don’t move, or I redecorate with brains and paint colour red.”
“Ok, don’t do anything drastic.”
“Drastic? I killed a kid because he mocked me!”
“This isn’t good. You’re going to kill me aren’t you?”
“Yes, I am”
“Great…”
Shaun aims the Glock 47 to Tony’s head.
“Wait, let me know, who are you?”
“I’m Shaneo from Special Reserve Chat Forums.”
“You’re Shaneo, I’m Tony. I always thought you were a bit weird.”
“You’re pushing me!”
Shaun is about to pull the trigger, when police sirens are heard.
“Give me the money now Tony!”
The police barge their way in as Shaun is trying to escape through a ventilation duct. The police shoot and they hit his leg. Shaun still continues to crawl and gets onto the roof. When he gets onto the roof, he is about to escape when he sees loads of police cars with gunmen behind them. Shaun stands there and puts his hands in the air as the police come up to arrest him. He is whisked away in a police car and is interrogated. He is jailed for 5 years, 3 for robbery and 2 for brandishing a weapon.
This story happened 5 years ago, Shaun was freed today.
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