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"Think you're smart huh?"

all this talk of results has triggered a memory of what my evil english teacher told us.....ok this was a genuine A-level or degree question...on philosophy i think...
i have an answer to the question that got the guy an A*
ok
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Q.Is this a question?

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
Seifer wrote:
Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as aknife
I have a wife
What am I?

The King of Spades

Ah well! Wrong AGAIN!! So I was definetly wrong was I!!?
Never mind, I have my low standards to keep! :-)

P.S. I had my funny suspicions about playing cards! Probably because there is a deck of them right in front of me! :-)

mcg_highlander wrote:
> what occurs once a second, twice a week and once a year?


Damn! I know this one but I can't remember it!

mcg_highlander wrote:
> what occurs once a second, twice a week and once a year?

the letter e too easy!

that was a good one!

FantasyMeister wrote:
> What is the worst thing you have been told you did by your mates
> when you were totally drunk?

Hm...don't think Jess can answer this, probably a good thing. As far as I know, it was chasing my mate around a football pitch, attempting to jump kick him, then missing and hitting a tree instead. I spent the next hour on my back in the grass trying to get someone to go buy more beer.

Finally staggered up to the beer tent and got assaulted by a kid in the year above me, who thought I was some guy who insulted him earlier, kicked my legs out, and bounced my head off a car door.

Good fun actually..

Seifer wrote:
> Well, just look at my tag, I support the home team!

You should have won that game. Spurs were dead lucky.

Do you have permed black hair and a 'tache? ;-)

what occurs once a second, twice a week and once a year?

Seifer wrote:
> Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> I am the ruler of
> shovels
> I have a double
> I am as thin as aknife
> I have a wife
>
> What am I?

The King of Spades

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
Seifer wrote:
I never said you were one, I was referring to me!!

Ah. I'll let you off then. :-)

Well, just look at my tag, I support the home team!

P.S. I am sad! :-)