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SHEEPY BIBLE - chapter 1
Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.
This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.
Millions of years ago in the depths of a super nova, while toxic gases floated back and forth with the whirling solar winds, a force was created.
A force so powerful that the star was ripped apart by it, shredded as easy as a craft-knife through paper.
This force floated about for years in space picking up stray particles of energy until it was at a level of immense power.
It started to grow, bigger and bigger, bigger until… bang!
The center of it imploded on itself making the energy more concentrated.
Because of this it started to change form, grow wool and hooves.
A bright light radiated off the newly born god… SHEEPY.
He wondered around the universe for a millenium or two, trying to find a world to bless.
Then by freak accident SHEEPY stumbled upon a galaxy full of life and a world of chaos called Gearth.
Using his newfound powers he calmed the world and made peace among the people there.
With a new attitude the world needed a new name, and the great SHEEPY named it… Earth.
This is the word of the SPEEPY, praise be to him and all his followers.
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I am making a list of members.
Whooo! It is forbidden to make fun of Sheepy or his religion! Unless you apologise you will never be allowed to join the religion.
Whooo, you blasphemer!
Not the oath of Sheepy
I Whooo Style swear to eat spam at least twice a month. I also promise to uphold the laws of Whooo!.
I also swear to reject any other religion involving pigs or spam.
I Whooo Style swear to eat spam at least twice a month. I also promise to uphold the laws of Whooo!.
I also swear to reject any other religion involving pigs or spam.
The oath of Sheepy
I Rickyfire swear to eat cheese at least once a week. I also promise to uphold the laws of Sheepy.
I also swear to reject any other religion unvolving sheep or cheese.
Yeah! I'm one of the first to be a true follower of Sheepy!
I Rickyfire swear to eat cheese at least once a week. I also promise to uphold the laws of Sheepy.
I also swear to reject any other religion unvolving sheep or cheese.
Yeah! I'm one of the first to be a true follower of Sheepy!
Ant wrote:
> Cheese to Sheepy, and cheese to this religion.
Cheese 2 u 2
(How was that?)
> Cheese to Sheepy, and cheese to this religion.
Cheese 2 u 2
(How was that?)
To join you must copy/paste this into a new post in this topic. Fill in you name.
The oath of Sheepy
I [Insert name] swear to eat cheese at least once a week. I also promise to uphold the laws of Sheepy.
I also swear to reject any other religion unvolving sheep or cheese.
The oath of Sheepy
I [Insert name] swear to eat cheese at least once a week. I also promise to uphold the laws of Sheepy.
I also swear to reject any other religion unvolving sheep or cheese.
*wonders what the fun is going on here*
Cheese to Sheepy, and cheese to this religion.
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