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"My joke."

A man has spent many days crossing the desert
without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie.... But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing an Inland Revenue ID badge and dull grey suit. There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes"

"I'm not falling for this." says the man. "I'm not going to trust a person from the IR"

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with
plentiful food and drink."

***POOF***

The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"OK, kid, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich >beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says:
"I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He is turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story? If the tax man offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.

Luckily I'm not old enough to have any meeting with the Tax Man - and judging by GasMask's reaction - I don't want to...

Hahahahaha. Thats a good one. I always keep a gun next to me incase the tax man shows up

When I was bothered to read it - I read it and found it highly amusing.

Haha!! In fact, i'm laughing as I write this.

You've brought a smile upon my face YH, I thank you :D

However Your Honour got it, I still found that incredibly humerous! Knocked my funny bone right out of place *sorry bout that*

big_slow wrote:
> thats copies. you can download a cartoon from shckwave i think which
> is what he turned into writing. exactly the same. he even copied the
> words the the morel.


I got it emailed me, and thought I'd share it with you.

Problem?

thats copies. you can download a cartoon from shckwave i think which is what he turned into writing. exactly the same. he even copied the words the the morel.

lmao@YH's joke :-)

Yeah very funny YH......

Not sure about the POOFS though, are they needed? :-)

Whooo Style! wrote:
YH: Great Sense Of Humour


Of course.


:-)

POOFS, POOFS - TOO MANY POOFS...