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I also promise the following:
1. I will prevent any more 'wassup wabbit' topics.
2. I will champion the Newbie's right to post in Prime.
3. I will eliminate Console Wars topics (by exterminating all Ninty's)
4. I will restrict Goatboy to serious posts only.
5. I will never ridicule Your Honour again.
6. I will keep Britain out of Europe.
7. I will persuade Tony to arrange a 'console-a-day' competition.
8. I will make RAM advertisements featuring scantily-clad ladies a requirement for every web site.
9. I will buy everyone who voted for me a game.
10. I will never make another promise I have no hope of keeping.
And finally... as every election campaign needs a bribe... if elected, I promise to stop posting here for a month - except for my acceptance/thank-you post.
3. I will eliminate Console Wars topics (by exterminating all Ninty's)
Ant wrote:
Exterminating Nintys...something I should've done a long time ago. Best idea I've heard for a long time.
Just try and take us!
We outnumber you in regulars and notables (not to mention the swarm of newbies nesting in our forum :-D)
> scouser for notable?! its never gonna happen! Well, there have been foreign people voted as notables!!! (No offence to people like Sheepy, Scottish you might be, and I have nothing against that but if a Scotsman can become a notable, why can't a Scouser??)
Well I can get you anything you need! Light fingered me! Belive in the 5 fingered discount! You'll regret it if you don't vote for me, I'll steal people's votes 1 way or another!