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"Vote Wookiee Monster for Notable!"

If elected, I will bring peace, harmony and love to the forums.

I also promise the following:

1. I will prevent any more 'wassup wabbit' topics.
2. I will champion the Newbie's right to post in Prime.
3. I will eliminate Console Wars topics (by exterminating all Ninty's)
4. I will restrict Goatboy to serious posts only.
5. I will never ridicule Your Honour again.
6. I will keep Britain out of Europe.
7. I will persuade Tony to arrange a 'console-a-day' competition.
8. I will make RAM advertisements featuring scantily-clad ladies a requirement for every web site.
9. I will buy everyone who voted for me a game.
10. I will never make another promise I have no hope of keeping.


And finally... as every election campaign needs a bribe... if elected, I promise to stop posting here for a month - except for my acceptance/thank-you post.

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
Goatboy has a problem with the length of several
> things.

Just his girlfriend has as issue with it huh?

:-)

Your Honour wrote:
> Goatboy, do you really have a problem with the length of
> the word "afro" that you really need to shorten it?

Goatboy has a problem with the length of several things.

Goatboy wrote:
Only not a woman. And I dont have a fro.


Goatboy, do you really have a problem with the length of the word "afro" that you really need to shorten it?

:-)

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> If elected, I will bring peace, harmony and love to the forums.

I
> also promise the following:

1. I will prevent any more 'wassup
> wabbit' topics.
2. I will champion the Newbie's right to post in
> Prime.
3. I will eliminate Console Wars topics (by exterminating
> all Ninty's)
4. I will restrict Goatboy to serious posts only.
5.
> I will never ridicule Your Honour again.
6. I will keep Britain out
> of Europe.
7. I will persuade Tony to arrange a 'console-a-day'
> competition.
8. I will make RAM advertisements featuring
> scantily-clad ladies a requirement for every web site.
9. I will
> buy everyone who voted for me a game.
10. I will never make another
> promise I have no hope of keeping.


And finally... as every
> election campaign needs a bribe... if elected, I promise to stop
> posting here for a month - except for my acceptance/thank-you post.

you wrote:
6. I will keep Britain out of Europe.

if we don't join the euro soon, as our pound is so high, no other places will buy anything from us.
its a no win kind of thing.

Anything Bonus can pop, I can pop better...

Restrict me to serious posts only?

They're all serious mate, it's just how I am percieved that is the joke.

I'm Moira Stewart.
Only not a woman. And I dont have a fro.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Never thought you would make one of these :-)

I didn't - someone nicked my login... honest.

Strafex wrote:
> Just try and take us! We outnumber you in regulars and notables (not to mention
> the swarm of newbies nesting in our forum :-D


Yes, but like any battle, it's not about numbers, is it? It's about intelligence, cunning, application, planning and execution.

I've been reading the Ninty forum quite a bit lately, and it doesn't bode well for you! ;-p

I have nothing against the Ninty's, there gamers 1st and foremost, they get my respect!

i own both consoles but im ready to fight till death if im attcked by smelly rotten ugly nintys