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"Regal makes an announcement"

(Regals music hits)

Here comes William Regal! He is not scheduled for a match tonight. In fact, there are NO matches tonight, so its a bit strange that there is a large crowd.

He waves to his fans on the way down the ramp, and slowly steps into the ring. He is wearing a suit, and he is holding a microphone. Interesting.

He speaks. "Hello everyone. I am here tonight to make an announcement as the Commisioner of the WWF. A man in my position is here to make things interesting for the fans, and that is what I intend to do. I am in the process of organising a King Of The Ring tounement for the WWF Heavyweight championship!"

"Here is what will happen - 32 men in this Federation will compete in this tornement. This is because it has been bought to my attention that some of these talented superstars have not had a single match yet. Some of these superstars that I feel are less talented will have to qualify, in a way I will explain later on"

"32 men will compete in the first stage of the tornie. Of these, 28 already have thier places. The remaining 4 spots will have to be fought over by the remaining 16 men. This will be done via a battle royal, with the last 4 men in getting to be in the first round."

"I will tell you the identitys of the 28 already qualified tommorow".

With that, Regal left the ring.

PS - If you have any questions, ask Cheese about it.

I have undertaken to write the Battle Royal.

The actual KOTR will be written as we have written the other matches - I estimate we have 6 writers, and with 16 matches in the first round, thats about 3 matches each. This KOTR may go on for a long time - mounths, in fact. Whilst this goes on, I think that most, if not all, of the other matches will stop, to be continued when the KOTR is finished.

However, at the moment the matches we do have are pretty random. This KOTR should hopefully give more purpose to the matches we write.

Also, if it takes such a long time, the final will be more eargerly anticipated.

Woah - I use big word.

With that said, here are the first round matches, which will be held soon after the Battle Royal. I have bagseyed a couple of matches which I especially want to write. Anyone else, feel free to do the same by posting in this topic.

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ROUND 1.

BIG SHOW (Longy) vs QUALIIER ONE

RIKISHI (Ice Blaster) vs HAKU (Bouncerboy)

ALBERT (Jet) vs TAJIRI (rawisandy)

HHH (Ant) vs HBK (longy)

ESSA RIOS (Mouldy Cheese) vs Kane (Rawisandy)

TEST (longy) vs QUALIFIER 2 - To be written by Mouldy Cheese.

JERRY LYNN (Jet) vs BOOKER T (Seifer)

SCOTTY 2 HOTTY (Ant) vs WILLIAM REGAL (GrandPrix) - To be written by Mouldy Cheese

THE ROCK (rawisandy) vs DDP (Mouldy Cheese)

JEFF HARDY (rawisandy) vs QUALIFIER 3

QUALIIER 4 vs STEVE BLACKMAN (Ant)

RVD (seifer) vs MATT HARDY (Bandy)

THE UNDERTAKER (Jet) vs CHRIS BENOIT - Champion (Grandprix)

KURT ANGLE (Grandprix) vs CHRIS JERICHO (Bandy)

D'Lo BROWN (Bouncerboy) Vs LANCE STORM (Mouldy Cheese)

MANKIND (Ice Blaster) vs AUSTIN (Bandy)


Note: These are not in any sort of bracket form. The winners will be placed into a random draw for the next round.

That was my Dad online last night, so I can't blame you Cheese. {:)

Anyway, my current mission in life is to get Grandmaster Sexay to qualify for the KOTR!! He unfortunately wasn't in the top 32 or however many it is, so he'd bitter win the Battle Royal!

How we writing all this anyway?

Again, William Regal (Grandprix)s music hits, and he walks out, again wearing a suit. He has an air of self importance around him. He speaks.

"Hello everyone, this is your goodwill ambassodor speaking. I am here to announce the names of the superstars that have already qualified for the KOTR tornement. It is a rather long list, so bear with me".

"It is not in any particuler order. I am somehow going to speak in list form. Don't ask me how I do this - it is an ancient British tradition".

1. Chris Benoit, the current WWF champion.
2. The Undertaker, the number 1 contender for the WWF championship. (Jet)
3. HHH (Ant)
4. The Rock (Rawisandy)
5. Austin (Bandy)
6. Mankind (Ice Blaster)
7. HBK (longy)
8. Lance Storm (that handsome Mouldy Cheese)
9. Booker T (Seifer)
10. Haku (Bouncerboy)
11. Kurt Angle (Grandprix)
12. Kane (RawisAndy)
13. Chris Jericho (Bandy)
14. Albert (Jet)
15. Test (longy)
16. Rikishi (Ice Blaster)
17. DDP (Mouldy Cheese)
18. William Regal (Grandprix)
19. Jeff Hardy (Rawisandy)
20. Matt Hardy (Bandy)
21. Steve Blackman (Ant)
22. D'Lo Brown (BouncerBoy)
23. Rob Van Damn (Seifer)
24. The Big Show (Longy)
25. Tajiri (RawIsAndy)
26. Scotty Too Hotty (Ant)
27. Jerry Lynn (Jet)
28. Essa Rios (Mouldy Cheese)

"So there we have it. The Battle Royal to determine the last 4 competitors will be held on Monday, to be written by Mouldy Cheese. The draw for the first round will take place later today".

Regal leaves the ring.

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OK, if anyone has any problems with these arrangements, speak to me about them.

Ant, if you reckon i'm doing too much of this on my own, tell me so.

I didn't consider whose character was whose when I decided who would be in thew KOTR automaticly, so some people will have more than others (Rawisandy has 4 people, i know).

If your fave hasn't been listed, just hope they win the Battle Royal.

Ant wrote:

Cheese-you never told me about this
> Battle Royal! You don't OWN this federation. It's up to ME how we
> decide who goes through out of the remaining 16.

I tried to talk to you on messenger, but you wouldn't reply. I wanted to post this last night, so I did. Ha.

Sorry if I'm getting a bit big for my boots, but this was my idea, and I intend to carry it out.

I have just decided who has automaticly qualified, and I shall post them shortly.

stop the wwf forum wrestling. i want to be apart but all the wrestlers are gone and there are all these topics that are useless to me. ant can u gimme any 5 wrestlers your can think of?

I think we should do a KOTR it would be great. New WWF champ ie me.

big_slow wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Hey-you can ask me as well!!

Cheese-you never
> told me about this
> Battle Royal! You don't OWN this
> federation. It's up to ME how we
> decide who goes through out
> of the remaining 16.

We do a Battle
> Royal. :D

you dont
> own it either, nobody does. maybe youre more inportant than us but
> you still dont own this.

LOL-I know, it's a joke I always use.

I'm not the owner, more the...organiser.

Ant wrote:
> Hey-you can ask me as well!!

Cheese-you never told me about this
> Battle Royal! You don't OWN this federation. It's up to ME how we
> decide who goes through out of the remaining 16.

We do a Battle
> Royal. :D

you dont own it either, nobody does. maybe youre more inportant than us but you still dont own this.

u got to tell me these things how do i know that it's not real

Hey-you can ask me as well!!

Cheese-you never told me about this Battle Royal! You don't OWN this federation. It's up to ME how we decide who goes through out of the remaining 16.

We do a Battle Royal. :D