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"Ooh, satisfying!"

I just had a real tickle in my left ear, so I had a rake with my finger and got a lovely lump of dried wax out.

Extremely gross, but immensley satisfying in a twisted kinda way!

Just thought I'd share that with you all. And yes, I've washed my hands.

What's the grossest thing you've ever done that's really satisfying? Please remember this is a family forum!

:-)

(Yes, I know I'm sick!)

I managed to fit a whole satsuma in my mouth once peel and all, but I couldnt breathe and had to stab it with a pen do create airholes.

Does that count?

Goatboy wrote:
> How could you?

It's a natural talent.

Your Honour wrote:
> I've picked a really large bit of snot out of my nose. It was so big
> I didn't think it would fit out, but it did.

You had your fingers too far up! That was your brain you pulled out.


> I wonder who's going to be the first to take part of
> this post and make some oh-so funny joke out of it?

Again with the stoopid questions...

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:

When they say 'spice up your sex life', I don't
> think they literally mean sticking something spicey up ...
> wherever...


What?
I was hungry, I put it in my mouth and it was disgusting.

What did you lot think I mean....oh jesus that's just sick.

How could you?

I've picked a really large bit of snot out of my nose. It was so big I didn't think it would fit out, but it did.

I was well impressed!

I wonder who's going to be the first to take part of this post and make some oh-so funny joke out of it?

:-)

er-no wrote:
> Wookie.. its a family forum... Goatboy might know what I am heading
> towards...

That sounds dodgy.

Backs to the wall, lads - er-no's here!

Wookie.. its a family forum... Goatboy might know what I am heading towards...

:)

Goatboy isn't it:

Well... there. was. this one. time. atbandcamp....
:)

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> What's the grossest thing you've ever done
> that's really satisfying?

I'm still working on it and I'll e-mail you when I know for sure which is the grossest.

Goatboy wrote:
> Needless to say it involved myself, an orifice and a pepperami.

When they say 'spice up your sex life', I don't think they literally mean sticking something spicey up ... wherever...