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Here is the complete Saga of Stick.
I took amlost all of the origional posts and pasted them together. I also added bits so it made sense! Enjoy...
One day Stick was sitting at home when he had a sudden urge to join Ant in running the local sugar racket but as he ran out of the door he realised he was wearing a top saying Stick 475! So he decided to take off his top, along with the rest of his clothes and walk around naked. Suddenly a man approached Stick and said "You’re under arrest!" The man was a police officer and arrested Stick for indecent exposure. He also made jokes about twig being closer to the mark. As he was about to be handcuffed Stick hit the police officer and ran away into the sunset.
His escape was going smoothly till he fell down a large hole and was only saved when he got caught on a pipe. He was attached to the pipe by his earring, which soon gave way sending him tumbling another 10 ft to the ground below.
Stick decided to lay low (he didn’t have much choice, being at the bottom of the aforementioned hole) from the cops and decided the best place to do this would be the local police station.
Stick had never been to school ya know.
Stick then climbs out of the hole and sets of on his journey to find the police station but he gets lost and ends up at the road in which Whooo!! lives. He opens the door to find Whooo!! Standing in the hall waiting for him. “You’re late,” said Whooo!!
Whooo!! had read the story before.
Together they set off in search of their fortunes and a place where than can be naked and not get arrested and where lots of lovely ladies live. Before setting off however, to save Stick further embarrassment about his *ahem* size problem, Whooo!! Provides Stick with a new pair of y-fronts, which Stick promptly puts on and gets them all nice and soiled so that he feels as though they are a pair of his own.
Stick begins to dream about the adventures him and Whooo!! Style have in front of them. Unfortunately they were not looking in front of them and walked into Semajal. He decided to join them.
As they walk they come across a police officer. He asks for their names. Whooo!! says “My name is Ant” the police officer apologies for wasting his time. He turns to Semajal and asks for his name “My name is Sheepy” replies Semajal. He apologizes again. Finally he turns to Stick and asks the same question. Stick replies “Hi I’m Stick 474” The he says “Oh b****r!” as he is handcuffed and led away by the police officer.
Whooo! and Semajal follow the policeman and end up outside the police station. They decide to call in a favor from a friend.
A few hours later…
Stick has by now explored every square inch of his cell but it has not yielded any soiled pants. He did find a door on the floor but decided that it must have been an architectural error. Suddenly, there is a sound outside Stick's cell window it is Turbonutter rattling on the bars. Stick puts his head out of the window and TBN hits him with a Robert Kilroy Silk doll, knocking him out. TBN then cuts the bars and pulls the unconscious Stick out of his cell.
He takes him to the local hospital where Whooo! and Semajal are waiting. Stick is rushed into A&E and pronounced dead on arrival. However the doctor who diagnosed this is suddenly grabbed by two men wearing white cloths and given an injection. A real doctor takes a look at Stick and diagnoses him with being hit with a Robert Kilroy Silk doll. He puts a bandage on his head. Stick is then sent to get some cloths.
He emerges wearing a pink hospital gown. It used to be white. The trio leave the hospital. The continue walking. It is not long before Stick is hungry.
He tells them he knows where there is some food to eat in the forest, so the group make a slight detour. Stick takes them to a rocky outcrop in the forest and proceeds to lick moss of stones he finds laying around. He tells Whooo! and Semajal that it tastes great and asks them if they would like some. They both respond by saying uuuurrrrrggggyuk! Stick finishes his moss and the trio head for the nearest restaurant.
When they arrived Stick was so tired he was crawling on his hand and knees. They go inside the restaurant but the owner sees Stick and says “No pets!” Whooo! and Semajal tell him Stick is not a pet but the owner insist he waits outside. Semajal and Whooo! tie him to a lamppost and go back into the restaurant to enjoy a nice meal of chips.
Meanwhile, Stick is looking very pathetic, being tied to the lamppost. A passing old lady stops and starts phoning the police on her new Nokia 9510. She mutters about “kids these days” and says she is going to phone the police who will take Stick away. Stick doesn’t like this and emits a low growl. Just as the lady is saying “yes, I’d like the police…” Stick leaps at her throat. Unfortunately, because he is tied to a lamppost he ends up biting her ankle. The lady shrieks and runs into the road, straight into the path of a 25-tone truck. This excites Stick and he runs around and around the lamppost till he is nearly choked by the rope.
Semajal and Whooo!! distracted by the noise emerge from the restaurants and run over to Stick. Semajal gets his trusty penknife out and cuts the rope. They hear sirens in the distance and rush into the nearest building. It is a cinema. Whooo promptly buys 3 tickets for Erotic Witch Project 2. Sitting in surprisingly Sticky seats, the group decides that it would be better if they left. Leaving the cinema, they suddenly saw a building on fire, brick and glass were shattering everywhere. As they ran the building collapsed. Semajal and Whooo got clear but Stick got trapped. Semajal and Whooo managed to rescue their friend and together they all rushed off.
They walked for days and days (well it was only about 2 hours but it seemed like days). They eventually found themselves in a desert. They were alone apart from a group of semi-naked Amazons (of the female variety) who had moved from the forests because the rain ruined their leather underwear. Unfortunately the trio were not naked, this was however soon rectified.
The Amazons looked at them and screamed. The boldest hefted her spear and with much bouncing hurled it at the trio. It fell short but pinned their cloths to the ground. After a quick debate and vote they ran for it. They headed straight for the nearest Oxfam shop and traded Stick for some boxes labeled “decomposable cloths” as they left they heard a scream and Stick came flying out of the door. It later emerged that he had eaten the goldfish bowl, and the goldfish.
They sat outside the shop for a minute looking for their “decomposable cloths”. When they found none the put on the cardboard boxes and continued the journey. As they rounded a corner they ran into Solid Snake who needed the cardboard boxes as a disguise. He whipped them off the trio and disappeared into an alley. They stood there wearing nothing. It was then decided that they would go to the local pimp’s house to sort out some entertainment. So, for the next 3 days they were entertained by Chinese chickens, juggling electric guitars, eating small furry mammals. They soon got bored by this and were about to leave when they ran into an intriguing coffee bean intent on world domination. They got an autograph and left via the back door. They were now wearing some cloths at least.
As they walked they decided that the next thing they must do would be to go and have more adventures. As they set off they changed their minds and decided to call the whole thing off and go bowling, maybe have a few beers, or in Semajal’s case warm milk.
They were heading for the Bowlarama when suddenly they saw Solid Snake, pursued by Metal Gear Rex. Passing by, he said "Have your boxs back". One of them landed on Whooo who fell over. This angered Stick who promptly ate the cardboard box (he had watched “Popeye” a few days previously) and ran after MGR shouting “Come Get Some!”
MRG stopped and looked at Stick. They advanced on each other, then in one quick movement Stick was squashed to a pulp by MGR. MGR then turned and stomped off. Semajal and Whooo ran over to the remains of Stick. It began to rain and the remains were washed down a drain. Whooo was really annoyed by this and began searching for something. Semajal meanwhile was gazing aimlessly at a wall. Suddenly Whooo Yelled out, and, with a triumphant look on his face brought over a bit of soggy cardboard. Stick had only chewed it. So there must be some DNA on it. They promptly took it down to the nearest lab and got a cloned copy of Stick. They decided that they had had enough adventures for a while and set off home.
They were all tired and while passing through a forest were set upon by some unknown assailants. These later turned out to be the Amazons. They had followed the trio since their first meeting. They told them that they had been a bit jumpy then but were fine now.
The trio were rushed to an airport and boarded a private jet. The Amazons then explained that the main reason they had come to the city was to find some people to carry on their civilization. They explained that all the men from their village had gone off somewhere and never returned. The trio were only too happy to accept. However, a bit later Semajal heard them talking about “sacrifices”. He told Whooo and Stick. They decided to confront the Amazon leader with this. She whispered something to a nearby Amazon and told the trio that THEY would be sacrifices. They said they needed 3 people to sacrifice to a god so their men would come back. They also made some “twig” jokes. The trio screamed, and grabbing parachutes leapt from the plane. They fell for 10 ft. The plane hadn’t taken off yet. They all got up and ran home. Quickly.
THE END!
I would like to thanks all the people who contributed to the various “Stick” stories. Namely
Stick 474
Whooo Style!
Mace
Turbonutter
Beware the Toads
DeltaJava
CJC
I am the Tarrent
There are more of you but I can’t remember all the names!
Also thank you to anyone who has read it all!
I took amlost all of the origional posts and pasted them together. I also added bits so it made sense! Enjoy...
One day Stick was sitting at home when he had a sudden urge to join Ant in running the local sugar racket but as he ran out of the door he realised he was wearing a top saying Stick 475! So he decided to take off his top, along with the rest of his clothes and walk around naked. Suddenly a man approached Stick and said "You’re under arrest!" The man was a police officer and arrested Stick for indecent exposure. He also made jokes about twig being closer to the mark. As he was about to be handcuffed Stick hit the police officer and ran away into the sunset.
His escape was going smoothly till he fell down a large hole and was only saved when he got caught on a pipe. He was attached to the pipe by his earring, which soon gave way sending him tumbling another 10 ft to the ground below.
Stick decided to lay low (he didn’t have much choice, being at the bottom of the aforementioned hole) from the cops and decided the best place to do this would be the local police station.
Stick had never been to school ya know.
Stick then climbs out of the hole and sets of on his journey to find the police station but he gets lost and ends up at the road in which Whooo!! lives. He opens the door to find Whooo!! Standing in the hall waiting for him. “You’re late,” said Whooo!!
Whooo!! had read the story before.
Together they set off in search of their fortunes and a place where than can be naked and not get arrested and where lots of lovely ladies live. Before setting off however, to save Stick further embarrassment about his *ahem* size problem, Whooo!! Provides Stick with a new pair of y-fronts, which Stick promptly puts on and gets them all nice and soiled so that he feels as though they are a pair of his own.
Stick begins to dream about the adventures him and Whooo!! Style have in front of them. Unfortunately they were not looking in front of them and walked into Semajal. He decided to join them.
As they walk they come across a police officer. He asks for their names. Whooo!! says “My name is Ant” the police officer apologies for wasting his time. He turns to Semajal and asks for his name “My name is Sheepy” replies Semajal. He apologizes again. Finally he turns to Stick and asks the same question. Stick replies “Hi I’m Stick 474” The he says “Oh b****r!” as he is handcuffed and led away by the police officer.
Whooo! and Semajal follow the policeman and end up outside the police station. They decide to call in a favor from a friend.
A few hours later…
Stick has by now explored every square inch of his cell but it has not yielded any soiled pants. He did find a door on the floor but decided that it must have been an architectural error. Suddenly, there is a sound outside Stick's cell window it is Turbonutter rattling on the bars. Stick puts his head out of the window and TBN hits him with a Robert Kilroy Silk doll, knocking him out. TBN then cuts the bars and pulls the unconscious Stick out of his cell.
He takes him to the local hospital where Whooo! and Semajal are waiting. Stick is rushed into A&E and pronounced dead on arrival. However the doctor who diagnosed this is suddenly grabbed by two men wearing white cloths and given an injection. A real doctor takes a look at Stick and diagnoses him with being hit with a Robert Kilroy Silk doll. He puts a bandage on his head. Stick is then sent to get some cloths.
He emerges wearing a pink hospital gown. It used to be white. The trio leave the hospital. The continue walking. It is not long before Stick is hungry.
He tells them he knows where there is some food to eat in the forest, so the group make a slight detour. Stick takes them to a rocky outcrop in the forest and proceeds to lick moss of stones he finds laying around. He tells Whooo! and Semajal that it tastes great and asks them if they would like some. They both respond by saying uuuurrrrrggggyuk! Stick finishes his moss and the trio head for the nearest restaurant.
When they arrived Stick was so tired he was crawling on his hand and knees. They go inside the restaurant but the owner sees Stick and says “No pets!” Whooo! and Semajal tell him Stick is not a pet but the owner insist he waits outside. Semajal and Whooo! tie him to a lamppost and go back into the restaurant to enjoy a nice meal of chips.
Meanwhile, Stick is looking very pathetic, being tied to the lamppost. A passing old lady stops and starts phoning the police on her new Nokia 9510. She mutters about “kids these days” and says she is going to phone the police who will take Stick away. Stick doesn’t like this and emits a low growl. Just as the lady is saying “yes, I’d like the police…” Stick leaps at her throat. Unfortunately, because he is tied to a lamppost he ends up biting her ankle. The lady shrieks and runs into the road, straight into the path of a 25-tone truck. This excites Stick and he runs around and around the lamppost till he is nearly choked by the rope.
Semajal and Whooo!! distracted by the noise emerge from the restaurants and run over to Stick. Semajal gets his trusty penknife out and cuts the rope. They hear sirens in the distance and rush into the nearest building. It is a cinema. Whooo promptly buys 3 tickets for Erotic Witch Project 2. Sitting in surprisingly Sticky seats, the group decides that it would be better if they left. Leaving the cinema, they suddenly saw a building on fire, brick and glass were shattering everywhere. As they ran the building collapsed. Semajal and Whooo got clear but Stick got trapped. Semajal and Whooo managed to rescue their friend and together they all rushed off.
They walked for days and days (well it was only about 2 hours but it seemed like days). They eventually found themselves in a desert. They were alone apart from a group of semi-naked Amazons (of the female variety) who had moved from the forests because the rain ruined their leather underwear. Unfortunately the trio were not naked, this was however soon rectified.
The Amazons looked at them and screamed. The boldest hefted her spear and with much bouncing hurled it at the trio. It fell short but pinned their cloths to the ground. After a quick debate and vote they ran for it. They headed straight for the nearest Oxfam shop and traded Stick for some boxes labeled “decomposable cloths” as they left they heard a scream and Stick came flying out of the door. It later emerged that he had eaten the goldfish bowl, and the goldfish.
They sat outside the shop for a minute looking for their “decomposable cloths”. When they found none the put on the cardboard boxes and continued the journey. As they rounded a corner they ran into Solid Snake who needed the cardboard boxes as a disguise. He whipped them off the trio and disappeared into an alley. They stood there wearing nothing. It was then decided that they would go to the local pimp’s house to sort out some entertainment. So, for the next 3 days they were entertained by Chinese chickens, juggling electric guitars, eating small furry mammals. They soon got bored by this and were about to leave when they ran into an intriguing coffee bean intent on world domination. They got an autograph and left via the back door. They were now wearing some cloths at least.
As they walked they decided that the next thing they must do would be to go and have more adventures. As they set off they changed their minds and decided to call the whole thing off and go bowling, maybe have a few beers, or in Semajal’s case warm milk.
They were heading for the Bowlarama when suddenly they saw Solid Snake, pursued by Metal Gear Rex. Passing by, he said "Have your boxs back". One of them landed on Whooo who fell over. This angered Stick who promptly ate the cardboard box (he had watched “Popeye” a few days previously) and ran after MGR shouting “Come Get Some!”
MRG stopped and looked at Stick. They advanced on each other, then in one quick movement Stick was squashed to a pulp by MGR. MGR then turned and stomped off. Semajal and Whooo ran over to the remains of Stick. It began to rain and the remains were washed down a drain. Whooo was really annoyed by this and began searching for something. Semajal meanwhile was gazing aimlessly at a wall. Suddenly Whooo Yelled out, and, with a triumphant look on his face brought over a bit of soggy cardboard. Stick had only chewed it. So there must be some DNA on it. They promptly took it down to the nearest lab and got a cloned copy of Stick. They decided that they had had enough adventures for a while and set off home.
They were all tired and while passing through a forest were set upon by some unknown assailants. These later turned out to be the Amazons. They had followed the trio since their first meeting. They told them that they had been a bit jumpy then but were fine now.
The trio were rushed to an airport and boarded a private jet. The Amazons then explained that the main reason they had come to the city was to find some people to carry on their civilization. They explained that all the men from their village had gone off somewhere and never returned. The trio were only too happy to accept. However, a bit later Semajal heard them talking about “sacrifices”. He told Whooo and Stick. They decided to confront the Amazon leader with this. She whispered something to a nearby Amazon and told the trio that THEY would be sacrifices. They said they needed 3 people to sacrifice to a god so their men would come back. They also made some “twig” jokes. The trio screamed, and grabbing parachutes leapt from the plane. They fell for 10 ft. The plane hadn’t taken off yet. They all got up and ran home. Quickly.
THE END!
I would like to thanks all the people who contributed to the various “Stick” stories. Namely
Stick 474
Whooo Style!
Mace
Turbonutter
Beware the Toads
DeltaJava
CJC
I am the Tarrent
There are more of you but I can’t remember all the names!
Also thank you to anyone who has read it all!
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thanks
Posting just to cheer you up.
please can tony or a notable read this and give their opinion!
Nice to feel apreciated.
Thanks for my mention at the end there.
Andy realises he only posted the first few sentances. :D
Andy realises he only posted the first few sentances. :D
Come on someone post here!
I wanna resurect this cos all the WABBIT stuff is anoying and people need a break.
heehee! I've finally stared in a forum story!
thankyou all! it was a great read and my twig jokes about stick's *ahem* size problem were continued!
thankyou all! it was a great read and my twig jokes about stick's *ahem* size problem were continued!
Thanks for thy mention.
I didn't write it. Most was written by poeple on forums. I just pasted it together and filled it out a bit. Id like to see you do better slip!
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