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At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
At first, they will not be in chronological order, but as we get going they should be.
NO CHAT IN THIS TOPIC. OR ELSE.
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This is the a 1st round match between Raven (RawisAndy) and Steve Blackman (Ant).
The King of the ring title is up for grabs and anyone can win it. Will one of these be strong enough to go all the way?
Raven comes out first. Steve Blackman follows. Both of these superstars have a lot of potential but haven’t really been used to their full potential. Raven is a former WWF forum Hardcore Champion so this match should be an interesting affair.
The bell sounds. This one is underway.
They lock and Blackman (Ant) gets the upper hand and throws Raven (RawisAndy) against the ropes. Raven climbs off the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Raven runs off the ropes again, jumps over Blackman and attempts a clothesline. Blackman moves out of the way and does a drop toe hold.
Blackman takes the advantage by picking up Raven and slamming him to the mat. Blackman goes to pick up Raven, Raven grabs Blackman’s head, SMALL PACKAGE! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Shock move almost caught Blackman out!
Raven with control as he does a Manhattan Drop on Blackman. Raven picks up Blackman and throws him towards the turnbuckle. Blackman bounces off the turnbuckle, Raven comes off the ropes and does a clothesline! Cover. 1, 2, KICK OUT! A bit more required to put Blackman away.
Raven (RawisAndy) picks Blackman (Ant) up and tries to whip him against the ropes. Blackman reverses. Raven comes off the ropes and Blackman uses Raven’s momentum to throw him outside the ring! Blackman goes out of the ring and stomps on Raven. Blackman picks up Raven and bashes his head on the announcer’s table! Blackman then throws Raven into the ring steps!
Blackman rolls Raven into the ring and goes for the cover. 1,2 KICK OUT! Not quite!
Blackman (Ant) picks up Raven (RawisAndy) and a DDT but converts it into a body scissors! Raven is in trouble! Raven manages to grab hold of the ropes and narrowly avoids tapping!
Blackman whips Raven of the ropes and goes for a boot in the face. Raven slides underneath, and in desperation, kicks Blackman out of the ring! Raven goes out of the ring and whips Blackman into the security barrier!
Raven (RawisAndy) throws Blackman (Ant) back in the ring and does a beautiful waist lock suplex. Cover. 1, 2, KICK OUT! Almost!
Raven is starting to get frustrated. Raven is going out of the ring! He has grabbed a chair! He has brought it in the ring! This will be a certain disqualification! The ref has grabbed the chair out of Raven’s hands! Blackman from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX PIN! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Blackman was so close!
They are both up now and they begin trading blows. Blackman with the upper hand does a beautiful arm lock suplex. Blackman is gesturing to the crowd for his finisher! Raven (RawisAndy) gets up while Blackman (Ant) is preparing himself for the finisher. Blackman goes for the kick, misses. Raven grabs Blackman’s head. THE RAVEN EFFECT! COVER! 1, 2 ……. THE REF HAS STOPPED COUNTING! BLACKMAN HAS GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! RAVEN CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Raven (RawisAndy) picks up Blackman (Ant) and is looking for another Raven Effect! Blackman pushes Raven off the ropes and gives Raven A MASSIVE MARTIAL ARTS KICK! Cover, 1, 2, 3! BLACKMAN WINS!
What a close match! It could have gone either way! Blackman advances in the King of the Ring tournament!
WINNER AND THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND: Steve Blackman (Ant)
The King of the ring title is up for grabs and anyone can win it. Will one of these be strong enough to go all the way?
Raven comes out first. Steve Blackman follows. Both of these superstars have a lot of potential but haven’t really been used to their full potential. Raven is a former WWF forum Hardcore Champion so this match should be an interesting affair.
The bell sounds. This one is underway.
They lock and Blackman (Ant) gets the upper hand and throws Raven (RawisAndy) against the ropes. Raven climbs off the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Raven runs off the ropes again, jumps over Blackman and attempts a clothesline. Blackman moves out of the way and does a drop toe hold.
Blackman takes the advantage by picking up Raven and slamming him to the mat. Blackman goes to pick up Raven, Raven grabs Blackman’s head, SMALL PACKAGE! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Shock move almost caught Blackman out!
Raven with control as he does a Manhattan Drop on Blackman. Raven picks up Blackman and throws him towards the turnbuckle. Blackman bounces off the turnbuckle, Raven comes off the ropes and does a clothesline! Cover. 1, 2, KICK OUT! A bit more required to put Blackman away.
Raven (RawisAndy) picks Blackman (Ant) up and tries to whip him against the ropes. Blackman reverses. Raven comes off the ropes and Blackman uses Raven’s momentum to throw him outside the ring! Blackman goes out of the ring and stomps on Raven. Blackman picks up Raven and bashes his head on the announcer’s table! Blackman then throws Raven into the ring steps!
Blackman rolls Raven into the ring and goes for the cover. 1,2 KICK OUT! Not quite!
Blackman (Ant) picks up Raven (RawisAndy) and a DDT but converts it into a body scissors! Raven is in trouble! Raven manages to grab hold of the ropes and narrowly avoids tapping!
Blackman whips Raven of the ropes and goes for a boot in the face. Raven slides underneath, and in desperation, kicks Blackman out of the ring! Raven goes out of the ring and whips Blackman into the security barrier!
Raven (RawisAndy) throws Blackman (Ant) back in the ring and does a beautiful waist lock suplex. Cover. 1, 2, KICK OUT! Almost!
Raven is starting to get frustrated. Raven is going out of the ring! He has grabbed a chair! He has brought it in the ring! This will be a certain disqualification! The ref has grabbed the chair out of Raven’s hands! Blackman from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX PIN! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Blackman was so close!
They are both up now and they begin trading blows. Blackman with the upper hand does a beautiful arm lock suplex. Blackman is gesturing to the crowd for his finisher! Raven (RawisAndy) gets up while Blackman (Ant) is preparing himself for the finisher. Blackman goes for the kick, misses. Raven grabs Blackman’s head. THE RAVEN EFFECT! COVER! 1, 2 ……. THE REF HAS STOPPED COUNTING! BLACKMAN HAS GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! RAVEN CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Raven (RawisAndy) picks up Blackman (Ant) and is looking for another Raven Effect! Blackman pushes Raven off the ropes and gives Raven A MASSIVE MARTIAL ARTS KICK! Cover, 1, 2, 3! BLACKMAN WINS!
What a close match! It could have gone either way! Blackman advances in the King of the Ring tournament!
WINNER AND THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND: Steve Blackman (Ant)
(Mankind’s music hits) Hello, and welcome to what could possibly be the biggest match in the first round of this year’s KOTR. Firstly, making his way to the ring, Mankind (Ice Blaster)!!
(Stone Cold’s music hits,) Mankind’s opponent today is surely one of the biggest superstars ever to grace the presence of the WWF, Stone Cold Steve Austin (Bandy)!!
Austin rushes into the ring and begins exchanging right-hands with Mankind, the bell rings-it’s go time! Austin whips Mankind into the ropes and hits a huge powerslam! Early cover, 1..and the kick-out. Mankind ducks an attempted clothesline, grabs Austin’s arm and wrenches it over his head. Austin tries to fight out of it with some elbows to the face, but Mankind turns it into an arm-lock. Austin however swivels out of it, kicks Mankind in the gut, and nails a DDT! Austin vigorously stomps on Mankind, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping his elbow right into the neck of Mankind.
Austin puts his middle finger up at the crowd, and then takes Mankind’s head and puts it in between the bottom and middle rope. He strangles Mankind on the bottom rope, then bounces off the opposite ropes and drops his leg on the top of Mankind’s head. Mankind falls back onto the canvas, and Austin heads up to the top rope. He goes for the Austin Elbow Drop-but there’s nobody home! Mankind takes advantage of this by sitting on top of Austin, who’s lying face down, grabbing his head and lifting upwards! What a move, Austin’s neck must be ripping under the strain! Austin somehow grabs Mankind’s head, and with amazing strength throws Mankind over him, before locking in a sleeper hold.
Mankind is refusing to tap, and with some punches to the stomach, Austin has to stand up and let go of the hold-Mankind bounces off the ropes and nails Austin with a huge clothesline! And another! Austin staggers to his feet, turns and Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw!! Mankind has it locked in, surely Austin’s gonna tap! But wait, Austin somehow kicks Mankind in the lower regions, and HITS THE STUNNER! THE STONE COLD STUNNER! But Austin is so badly damaged from the Mandible Claw, that he can’t make a quick cover! He slowly crawls over Mankind, 1…2…And Mankind gets the shoulder up! Amazing stuff!
Austin (Bandy) puts Mankind (Ice Blaster) onto the top rope, and then goes up there himself. He hooks Mankind’s arm over his head, he’s looking for a superplex! WHAM! Mankind’s body slams into the unforgiving canvas! Austin picks him up, and body slams Mankind to the floor. He picks him up again, and creates a waist-lock. I think he’s aiming for a German Suplex! But Mankind with a low blow knocks Austin to his knees. Mankind bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Stone Cold right in the face. Austin slowly gets to his feet, holding his face in pain. He makes a feeble attempt at a clothesline, but Mankind easily ducks, and nails a nice Backdrop Suplex!
Mankind heads out of the ring now, and for some reason he’s got a steel chair…he slides back into the ring, he’s looking to hit Austin with the chair! But the referee grabs the chair out of his hands, and throws it to the outside. Mankind argues with the ref, not seeing Austin come from behind to hit a swinging neckbreaker! Austin stalks Mankind, and then as he turns, gets a nice Gut-Wrench Suplex. Austin picks him up, lifts him high into the air, and drops him legs-first onto his knee-an Inverted Atomic Drop.
Mankind’s in real trouble now, Austin (Bandy) smiles evilly, waiting for Mankind (Ice Blaster) to turn, he thinks he’s got this match in the bag…Austin goes for the Stunner, but Mankind pushes him off! Austin bounces off the ropes and runs straight into the Mandible Claw! But Austin kicks him in the gut, and tries for another Stunner-but once again Mankind pushes him away, but this time he kicks Austin in the leg, shoves him between his legs, hooks his arms like he’s going for a Pedigree, lifts him up and…OH MY GOD!! HE JUST NAILED AUSTIN WITH A DANGEROUS DRIVER!! IN ALL MY YEARS OF COMMENTATING I HAVE HARDLY EVER SEEN THAT MOVE USED!!
Austin’s out cold, and a weary Mankind falls onto Austin, 1…2…3! Mankind wins it with an amazing move-the Dangerous Driver!
The winner of this match, and through to the 2nd round of the KOTR, Mankind (Ice Blaster)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Stone Cold’s music hits,) Mankind’s opponent today is surely one of the biggest superstars ever to grace the presence of the WWF, Stone Cold Steve Austin (Bandy)!!
Austin rushes into the ring and begins exchanging right-hands with Mankind, the bell rings-it’s go time! Austin whips Mankind into the ropes and hits a huge powerslam! Early cover, 1..and the kick-out. Mankind ducks an attempted clothesline, grabs Austin’s arm and wrenches it over his head. Austin tries to fight out of it with some elbows to the face, but Mankind turns it into an arm-lock. Austin however swivels out of it, kicks Mankind in the gut, and nails a DDT! Austin vigorously stomps on Mankind, before bouncing off the ropes and dropping his elbow right into the neck of Mankind.
Austin puts his middle finger up at the crowd, and then takes Mankind’s head and puts it in between the bottom and middle rope. He strangles Mankind on the bottom rope, then bounces off the opposite ropes and drops his leg on the top of Mankind’s head. Mankind falls back onto the canvas, and Austin heads up to the top rope. He goes for the Austin Elbow Drop-but there’s nobody home! Mankind takes advantage of this by sitting on top of Austin, who’s lying face down, grabbing his head and lifting upwards! What a move, Austin’s neck must be ripping under the strain! Austin somehow grabs Mankind’s head, and with amazing strength throws Mankind over him, before locking in a sleeper hold.
Mankind is refusing to tap, and with some punches to the stomach, Austin has to stand up and let go of the hold-Mankind bounces off the ropes and nails Austin with a huge clothesline! And another! Austin staggers to his feet, turns and Mankind locks in the Mandible Claw!! Mankind has it locked in, surely Austin’s gonna tap! But wait, Austin somehow kicks Mankind in the lower regions, and HITS THE STUNNER! THE STONE COLD STUNNER! But Austin is so badly damaged from the Mandible Claw, that he can’t make a quick cover! He slowly crawls over Mankind, 1…2…And Mankind gets the shoulder up! Amazing stuff!
Austin (Bandy) puts Mankind (Ice Blaster) onto the top rope, and then goes up there himself. He hooks Mankind’s arm over his head, he’s looking for a superplex! WHAM! Mankind’s body slams into the unforgiving canvas! Austin picks him up, and body slams Mankind to the floor. He picks him up again, and creates a waist-lock. I think he’s aiming for a German Suplex! But Mankind with a low blow knocks Austin to his knees. Mankind bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Stone Cold right in the face. Austin slowly gets to his feet, holding his face in pain. He makes a feeble attempt at a clothesline, but Mankind easily ducks, and nails a nice Backdrop Suplex!
Mankind heads out of the ring now, and for some reason he’s got a steel chair…he slides back into the ring, he’s looking to hit Austin with the chair! But the referee grabs the chair out of his hands, and throws it to the outside. Mankind argues with the ref, not seeing Austin come from behind to hit a swinging neckbreaker! Austin stalks Mankind, and then as he turns, gets a nice Gut-Wrench Suplex. Austin picks him up, lifts him high into the air, and drops him legs-first onto his knee-an Inverted Atomic Drop.
Mankind’s in real trouble now, Austin (Bandy) smiles evilly, waiting for Mankind (Ice Blaster) to turn, he thinks he’s got this match in the bag…Austin goes for the Stunner, but Mankind pushes him off! Austin bounces off the ropes and runs straight into the Mandible Claw! But Austin kicks him in the gut, and tries for another Stunner-but once again Mankind pushes him away, but this time he kicks Austin in the leg, shoves him between his legs, hooks his arms like he’s going for a Pedigree, lifts him up and…OH MY GOD!! HE JUST NAILED AUSTIN WITH A DANGEROUS DRIVER!! IN ALL MY YEARS OF COMMENTATING I HAVE HARDLY EVER SEEN THAT MOVE USED!!
Austin’s out cold, and a weary Mankind falls onto Austin, 1…2…3! Mankind wins it with an amazing move-the Dangerous Driver!
The winner of this match, and through to the 2nd round of the KOTR, Mankind (Ice Blaster)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
With the latest stipulations announced by the owner of the WWF, Anthony Hayes, tension is mounting in this King Of The Ring. The winner of this KOTR will now not recieve the WWF title, but a whole new title named the KOTR title. They will also be a part of a triple threat match for the WWF title, involving Chris Benoit (Grandprix) and The Undertaker (Jet).
But now we have a first round match, Kanyon (big slow) VS Shamrock (cong man). As late entrys, both big slow and cong man have only a single wrestler in this tornement, which makes this match vital.
Shamrocks music cuts, and the match gets underway, with both wrestlers talking trash in each others face. Shamrock pushes Kanyon, which counts as an offenceive move, and the bell rings.
Punches to start. Kanyon whipped into the ropes, comes back with a clothesline. Kanyon bounces off the ropes, Shamrock ducks down so Kanyon has to jump over him, Kanyon comes off the other ropes with a shoulder block. Shamrock right up, and taken down with a lariet. Kanyon in control now. Lifts Shamrock up, and gets a wrist lock. Shamrock uses the nearby ropes to help him flip his arm into a natural postion, and sweeps Kanyons legs.
Shamrock locks on a leg grapevine, trying to weaken Kanyon for the Ankle Lock. Kanyon gets out of it by getting to the ropes. Kanyon ducks a cresant kick, and hoists Shamrock into an Argentinian backbreaker! Cover....1...2...shoulder up. Kanyon follows this up by hooking Shamrocks legs as Y2J would do before a Walls Of Jericho, and lifting up into a powerbomb! Cover.1....2..Shamrock is tougher than that.
Shamrock whipped into the ropes. Ducks a boot from Kanyon, and hits a Belly To Belly Suplex! ANKLE LOCK! Ankle Lock! Kanyon gasping in pain...he manages to stand up, and go for an enzeragi. Shamrock is used to this reversal, and ducks, before reapplying the ankle lock! But Kanyon isnt finished - he goes for another annoyingly spelt enzeragi. Shamrock again ducks, but Kanyon stays on his feet, bringing his foot back over and catching the back of Shamrocks head!
Both men down now...referee making a count. Kanyon is up first, and he whips Shamrock into the buckle. Going for a superplex, but Shamrock knocks him down, and hits a Tornado DDT!
Cover..1...2...kick out. That was a fast count from the referee.
Arm Drag into an armbar by Shamrock. Kanyon fights out of it, and slides into a waistlock. Shamrock spins round to Kanyons back, applying a waistlock of his own, and looks to be going for a german suplex. Kanyon, however, slides around and reapplys a waitlock. He lifts Shamrock up itno what appears to be an Atomic Drop, but he falls forward, crushing Shamrocks face into the mat! I spose that must be called an Atomic facebuster - cant think of another name for it. What an innovator Kanyon is!
Pin...1.......2.....kick out. Slower count by the ref.
Shamrock set atop the buckle. Kanyon goes for a strange looking move...a super reverse suplex! I've never seen that before! Cover..1...2...kick out. Shamrock has no idea what hes being hit with - thus, he has no idea how to reverse any of it.
Double Underhook suplex by Kanyon, followed by a whip into the ropes. Kanyon locks on a chickin wing sleeper hold. Shamrock moves toward the buckle, and dives backwards off it, arching his back so that Kanyon is pinned below him! 1....2.......LATE Kick out. Crowd popped massively for that one.
Shamrock puts Kanyons head between his legs, piledriver style. He hooks both the arms - whats he going for here? He lifts Kanyon up, and turns 90 degrees. Kanyons body is flat, like a pedegree. BOOM! Kanyons face into the mat! Tiger Facebuster! Only ever seen that one once before!
1....2.....3!!!!!
Kanyon (big slow) advances into the next round. Shamrock is gone for good, along with Cong mans hopes.
Thats the 5th man through, by my count.
But now we have a first round match, Kanyon (big slow) VS Shamrock (cong man). As late entrys, both big slow and cong man have only a single wrestler in this tornement, which makes this match vital.
Shamrocks music cuts, and the match gets underway, with both wrestlers talking trash in each others face. Shamrock pushes Kanyon, which counts as an offenceive move, and the bell rings.
Punches to start. Kanyon whipped into the ropes, comes back with a clothesline. Kanyon bounces off the ropes, Shamrock ducks down so Kanyon has to jump over him, Kanyon comes off the other ropes with a shoulder block. Shamrock right up, and taken down with a lariet. Kanyon in control now. Lifts Shamrock up, and gets a wrist lock. Shamrock uses the nearby ropes to help him flip his arm into a natural postion, and sweeps Kanyons legs.
Shamrock locks on a leg grapevine, trying to weaken Kanyon for the Ankle Lock. Kanyon gets out of it by getting to the ropes. Kanyon ducks a cresant kick, and hoists Shamrock into an Argentinian backbreaker! Cover....1...2...shoulder up. Kanyon follows this up by hooking Shamrocks legs as Y2J would do before a Walls Of Jericho, and lifting up into a powerbomb! Cover.1....2..Shamrock is tougher than that.
Shamrock whipped into the ropes. Ducks a boot from Kanyon, and hits a Belly To Belly Suplex! ANKLE LOCK! Ankle Lock! Kanyon gasping in pain...he manages to stand up, and go for an enzeragi. Shamrock is used to this reversal, and ducks, before reapplying the ankle lock! But Kanyon isnt finished - he goes for another annoyingly spelt enzeragi. Shamrock again ducks, but Kanyon stays on his feet, bringing his foot back over and catching the back of Shamrocks head!
Both men down now...referee making a count. Kanyon is up first, and he whips Shamrock into the buckle. Going for a superplex, but Shamrock knocks him down, and hits a Tornado DDT!
Cover..1...2...kick out. That was a fast count from the referee.
Arm Drag into an armbar by Shamrock. Kanyon fights out of it, and slides into a waistlock. Shamrock spins round to Kanyons back, applying a waistlock of his own, and looks to be going for a german suplex. Kanyon, however, slides around and reapplys a waitlock. He lifts Shamrock up itno what appears to be an Atomic Drop, but he falls forward, crushing Shamrocks face into the mat! I spose that must be called an Atomic facebuster - cant think of another name for it. What an innovator Kanyon is!
Pin...1.......2.....kick out. Slower count by the ref.
Shamrock set atop the buckle. Kanyon goes for a strange looking move...a super reverse suplex! I've never seen that before! Cover..1...2...kick out. Shamrock has no idea what hes being hit with - thus, he has no idea how to reverse any of it.
Double Underhook suplex by Kanyon, followed by a whip into the ropes. Kanyon locks on a chickin wing sleeper hold. Shamrock moves toward the buckle, and dives backwards off it, arching his back so that Kanyon is pinned below him! 1....2.......LATE Kick out. Crowd popped massively for that one.
Shamrock puts Kanyons head between his legs, piledriver style. He hooks both the arms - whats he going for here? He lifts Kanyon up, and turns 90 degrees. Kanyons body is flat, like a pedegree. BOOM! Kanyons face into the mat! Tiger Facebuster! Only ever seen that one once before!
1....2.....3!!!!!
Kanyon (big slow) advances into the next round. Shamrock is gone for good, along with Cong mans hopes.
Thats the 5th man through, by my count.
This match is another King of the Ring qualifier it’s Rikishi (Ice Blaster) Vs Haku (BouncerBoy)
Rikishi’s music hits as the 400 pound phat man comes out to a nice ovation from the crowd! He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring taking his robe off and looks up the aisle way awaiting his opponent.
Hakus music fills the arena as the former tag partner of Rikishi’s walks cautiosly down the ramp way as he can see Rikishi taunting Haku to get into the ring with him. Haku walks around the ring and climbs up the steps into the ring and Rikishi steps back to let him enter.
As Haku has one leg in the ring Rikishi quickly attacks Haku with right hands to the head as the bell rings. The phat man Irish whips Haku off the ropes and launches him up into the air pushing his legs forward so he lands on his torso! Haku slowly gets to his feet and is pushed into the ropes and whipped to the other side of the ring, Rikishi bends down to attempt to lift Haku up once more but Haku stops and nails a hard right hand to the back of Rikishi knocking him down, Haku quickly capitalizes with kicks to the back of rikishi.
Haku turns Rikishi over and takes a step back and delivers a falling HEADBUTT!! He gets up and delivers another and then again another weakening down Rikishi with hard shots to the head! Haku makes the cover 1-2.....Kick out by Rikishi! Haku brings Rikishi to his feet and whips him into the corner; Haku begins to deliver stiff shots across the torso of Rikishi that echo throughout the arena! 3 slaps across the chest later and Rikishi retaliates and throws Haku into the corner he was in and hits some hard chops of his own! The crowd is enjoying the hard shots to the chest and cheer on the action!
There is a red mark from the impact on both men’s chests as Rikishi throws Haku across the ring into the other turnbuckle and follows on with a hard closeline!! Haku stumbles out of the corner into Rikishi’s arms, Rikishi grabs Haku by the waist and lifts him up and delivers a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! Haku goes down the hard way!! Rikishi covers 1-2.....Kick out by Haku who rolls over onto his front after the cover attempt. Rikishi gets up and bounces off the ropes and jumps high into the air and delivers a HUGE LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! WHAM!! That was heard throughout the arena! Cover attempt by 400 pounder 1-2....Kick out by Haku! How the hell did he do that!
Haku is staggering Rikishi goes for the closeline but Haku ducks under it and turns the move into a falling neck breaker!! Hakus pick Rikishi up by the head and Head butts him!! Rikishi staggers back, that would have put a normal man down!! Haku again head butts Rikishi who takes it and delivers a head butt of his own but Haku is able to recover and grab Rikishi's head and runs it into the turnbuckle and delivers some hard right and lefts to the stomach!! Haku attempts to Irish Whip the phat man across the ring but Rikishi reverses but Haku is able to retaliate and goes for the closeline but Rikishi ducks it and as Haku turns around but SMACK he is met by the SUPERKICK!! Haku goes down! Cover by Rikishi 1-2...Kick out again by Haku!!
Rikishi (Ice Blaster) quickly picks up Haku (BouncerBoy) and whips him off the ropes and hits a hard Samoan drop, Haku gets up holding his gut and nails the TOGAN DEATH GRIP TO THE 400 POUNDER!!! The crowd begins frantically booing! Rikishi goes down but Haku cannot continue the move and falls down as well. Both men are down and hurting as the referee begins utilizing is ten count!
The crowd starts clapping on the fan favorite and former Too Cool partner! RIKISHI RIKSHI chants break out as both men get to their feet as the referee hits 8! The two men begin to exchange right hands until Haku gets the upper hand and forces Rikishi into the corner. Irish whip by Haku and Rikishi bounces off the other turnbuckle hurting his lower back, Haku attempts to deliver a DDT but the phat man reverses and pushes Haku away who turns around and is hoisted onto Rikishi’s shoulder with his head dangling down in front. The crowd begins to roar as they know what move is coming and........WHAM!! RIKISHI NAILS THE RIKISHI DRIVER putting Haku in a daze and down!
Rikishi doesn’t cover but instead drags Haku by his arm to the corner and begins to climb the ropes. The crowd is going crazy as Rikishi celebrates at the second rope. Rikishi bounces on the ropes and pushes himself high and delivers the RIKISHI DROP! BOOM!! MY GOD!! Haku’s ribs must have been broken, the ring shook as that move was performed!!!! Cover by rikishi, this is academic now 1-2......3!!!!!! Rikishi wins, Rikishi advances in the KOTR tournament!
The crowd begins to clap for Rikishi and chant his name and before he leaves the ring he looks around the arena to the appreciation of the fans! Rikishi gets back into the ring and signals for his dance as the arena is filled with funky lights spiraling the crowd and rikishis music plays! Rikishi dances for the crowd as they are going wild and the pyros go up for the 400 pounder!! The fans love it! BUT WAIT A MINUTE HAKU IS UP!! Haku goes full steam into Rikishi shoulder blocking him, knocking him down as the arena is filled with booing! Haku is obviously not happy he lost to his former tag team partner.
Haku picks up Rikishi and attempt to Irish whip him into the corner but Rikishi reverses and throws him into o the turnbuckle. Rikishi goes to the other side of the ring and charges at Haku and goes backside first into Haku!!! Knocking him down into a sitting position! Rikishi points down at Haku and nods as the crowd comes alive with a massive ovation they know what’s coming!! Rikishi lifts up his tights and steps backwards into Haku and DELIVERS A STINK FACE!!! OH MAN! The phat man just stuck it to his former tag team partner!
The crowd cheers for Rikishi as he leaves the ringside area.
Congratulations Ice Blaster you won!!
Commiseration’s go to BouncerBoy
Thanks for reading
Andy :D
Rikishi’s music hits as the 400 pound phat man comes out to a nice ovation from the crowd! He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring taking his robe off and looks up the aisle way awaiting his opponent.
Hakus music fills the arena as the former tag partner of Rikishi’s walks cautiosly down the ramp way as he can see Rikishi taunting Haku to get into the ring with him. Haku walks around the ring and climbs up the steps into the ring and Rikishi steps back to let him enter.
As Haku has one leg in the ring Rikishi quickly attacks Haku with right hands to the head as the bell rings. The phat man Irish whips Haku off the ropes and launches him up into the air pushing his legs forward so he lands on his torso! Haku slowly gets to his feet and is pushed into the ropes and whipped to the other side of the ring, Rikishi bends down to attempt to lift Haku up once more but Haku stops and nails a hard right hand to the back of Rikishi knocking him down, Haku quickly capitalizes with kicks to the back of rikishi.
Haku turns Rikishi over and takes a step back and delivers a falling HEADBUTT!! He gets up and delivers another and then again another weakening down Rikishi with hard shots to the head! Haku makes the cover 1-2.....Kick out by Rikishi! Haku brings Rikishi to his feet and whips him into the corner; Haku begins to deliver stiff shots across the torso of Rikishi that echo throughout the arena! 3 slaps across the chest later and Rikishi retaliates and throws Haku into the corner he was in and hits some hard chops of his own! The crowd is enjoying the hard shots to the chest and cheer on the action!
There is a red mark from the impact on both men’s chests as Rikishi throws Haku across the ring into the other turnbuckle and follows on with a hard closeline!! Haku stumbles out of the corner into Rikishi’s arms, Rikishi grabs Haku by the waist and lifts him up and delivers a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! Haku goes down the hard way!! Rikishi covers 1-2.....Kick out by Haku who rolls over onto his front after the cover attempt. Rikishi gets up and bounces off the ropes and jumps high into the air and delivers a HUGE LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! WHAM!! That was heard throughout the arena! Cover attempt by 400 pounder 1-2....Kick out by Haku! How the hell did he do that!
Haku is staggering Rikishi goes for the closeline but Haku ducks under it and turns the move into a falling neck breaker!! Hakus pick Rikishi up by the head and Head butts him!! Rikishi staggers back, that would have put a normal man down!! Haku again head butts Rikishi who takes it and delivers a head butt of his own but Haku is able to recover and grab Rikishi's head and runs it into the turnbuckle and delivers some hard right and lefts to the stomach!! Haku attempts to Irish Whip the phat man across the ring but Rikishi reverses but Haku is able to retaliate and goes for the closeline but Rikishi ducks it and as Haku turns around but SMACK he is met by the SUPERKICK!! Haku goes down! Cover by Rikishi 1-2...Kick out again by Haku!!
Rikishi (Ice Blaster) quickly picks up Haku (BouncerBoy) and whips him off the ropes and hits a hard Samoan drop, Haku gets up holding his gut and nails the TOGAN DEATH GRIP TO THE 400 POUNDER!!! The crowd begins frantically booing! Rikishi goes down but Haku cannot continue the move and falls down as well. Both men are down and hurting as the referee begins utilizing is ten count!
The crowd starts clapping on the fan favorite and former Too Cool partner! RIKISHI RIKSHI chants break out as both men get to their feet as the referee hits 8! The two men begin to exchange right hands until Haku gets the upper hand and forces Rikishi into the corner. Irish whip by Haku and Rikishi bounces off the other turnbuckle hurting his lower back, Haku attempts to deliver a DDT but the phat man reverses and pushes Haku away who turns around and is hoisted onto Rikishi’s shoulder with his head dangling down in front. The crowd begins to roar as they know what move is coming and........WHAM!! RIKISHI NAILS THE RIKISHI DRIVER putting Haku in a daze and down!
Rikishi doesn’t cover but instead drags Haku by his arm to the corner and begins to climb the ropes. The crowd is going crazy as Rikishi celebrates at the second rope. Rikishi bounces on the ropes and pushes himself high and delivers the RIKISHI DROP! BOOM!! MY GOD!! Haku’s ribs must have been broken, the ring shook as that move was performed!!!! Cover by rikishi, this is academic now 1-2......3!!!!!! Rikishi wins, Rikishi advances in the KOTR tournament!
The crowd begins to clap for Rikishi and chant his name and before he leaves the ring he looks around the arena to the appreciation of the fans! Rikishi gets back into the ring and signals for his dance as the arena is filled with funky lights spiraling the crowd and rikishis music plays! Rikishi dances for the crowd as they are going wild and the pyros go up for the 400 pounder!! The fans love it! BUT WAIT A MINUTE HAKU IS UP!! Haku goes full steam into Rikishi shoulder blocking him, knocking him down as the arena is filled with booing! Haku is obviously not happy he lost to his former tag team partner.
Haku picks up Rikishi and attempt to Irish whip him into the corner but Rikishi reverses and throws him into o the turnbuckle. Rikishi goes to the other side of the ring and charges at Haku and goes backside first into Haku!!! Knocking him down into a sitting position! Rikishi points down at Haku and nods as the crowd comes alive with a massive ovation they know what’s coming!! Rikishi lifts up his tights and steps backwards into Haku and DELIVERS A STINK FACE!!! OH MAN! The phat man just stuck it to his former tag team partner!
The crowd cheers for Rikishi as he leaves the ringside area.
Congratulations Ice Blaster you won!!
Commiseration’s go to BouncerBoy
Thanks for reading
Andy :D
(Tajiri’s music hits) Hello, and welcome to the next KOTR match! Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by our Commissioner William Regal (Grandprix,) Tajiri (RawisAndy)!!
“I’ve got everything I ever wanted…” And being accompanied by tag team partner X-Pac (Bandy,) he weighs over 300 pounds, it’s Albert (Jet)!!
Albert runs towards the ring, but Tajiri bounces off the ropes and nails Albert with a Sliding Dropkick! Tajiri now tries to whip Albert into those steps, but Albert reverses-WHAM! Tajiri slams shoulder-first into the steel!! Albert picks Tajiri up, lifts him above his head, and drops him onto the security wall. Here comes Regal though to save his little friend, he throws some right-hands at Albert, but X-Pac from behind hooks Regal’s arm over his head, and hits a Backdrop Suplex.
“AARRGGHH!!” The cry comes up from Albert as he runs top –speed at a staggering Tajiri, and he clothesline’s him over the security wall!! Albert steps into the screaming crowd, and hits Tajiri with a huge upper cut. Now Albert is hooking him up for an overhead suplex, and he gets it! Tajri’s back hit that concrete floor hard! Albert stands over Tajiri and celebrates, but Tajiri with a low blow-knocking Albert to the floor!
Tajiri now climbs onto the security wall as Albert slowly gets to his feet, and he nails a beautiful Flying Crossbody! The crowd are going crazy! Instead of taking advantage of the fallen big man, which I really think he should do, Tajiri appears to be stalking him…Albert turns and-MIST!! MIST! BUT ALBERT DUCKS, AND GRABS TAJIRI BY THE THROAT WITH BOTH ARMS-HE’S LOOKING FOR THE ALBERT BOMB! BUT LOOK, REGAL COMES IN, KICKS ALBERT IN THE STOMACH HARD, AND HITS THAT FALLING NECKBREAKER OF HIS!
But now X-Pac is on the security wall, and Regal doesn’t see him-X-Pac grabs Regal’s head, and flies through the air-A TORNADO DDT ON THAT CONCRETE FLOOR!! REGAL’S OUT COLD! Meanwhile, Albert (Jet) has just slammed Tajiri’s (RawisAndy’s) head onto my Announcer’s Table-why doesn’t the referee get them in the ring?! The ref is talking to Albert, stopping him from touching the fallen Tajiri, but…oh no, X-Pac (Bandy) is over here…He grabs Tajiri by the head, and…MY GOD!! X-PAC JUST…HE JUST…X-FACTORED TAJIRI THROUGH MY ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
X-Pac and Albert celebrate for a minute or so, before throwing Tajiri into the ring. Albert covers Tajiri, this one’s over. 1…2…AND HE KICKED OUT! TAJIRI KICKED OUT! All of a sudden Tajiri is somehow up, and he slides between Albert’s legs and nails him with a Bulldog! Tajiri is flying-he bounces off the ropes, jumps, flips in mid-air and hits a Body Splash on Albert! Tajiri now whips a stunned Albert into the ropes, runs over there and tries to lock in the Tarantula!! But X-Pac is on the outside, and he kicks Tajiri right in the face! This match is non-stop action!
Albert bounces off the ropes, lets out another cry and Tajiri eats a huge clothesline! Albert whips Tajiri into the turnbuckle, and then slams into him, knocking the air out of Tajiri! But look, Regal (Grandprix) is up, and he’s running towards the ring! X-Pac also steps into the ring, and Regal runs straight into a double kick to the face from the 2 members of the X-Factor! X-Pac throws Regal outside, and begins to stomp on him.
In the ring though, Albert turns to pick up Tajiri, AND GETS A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE!! Tajiri uses awesome power and speed and nails one of his trademark kicks! The cover, 1…2…but X-Pac pulls the referee to the outside! Where’s Regal going?? He’s got a steel chair, and he passes it to Tajiri!! Tajiri lifts it above his head, he’s about to hit a staggering Albert with it!! But Albert ducks, grabs Tajiri by the throat, and WHAM!!! THE ALBERT BOMB!! THAT ALBERT BOMB WAS SO DAMN POWERFUL I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T BREAK THE RING!!
Albert hooks Tajiri’s leg, and the referee is back in the ring-1…2…3!! Albert wins!! Albert is through to the 2nd round of the KOTR after this hellacious action-packed match with Tajiri!
The winner of this match, Albert (Jet)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“I’ve got everything I ever wanted…” And being accompanied by tag team partner X-Pac (Bandy,) he weighs over 300 pounds, it’s Albert (Jet)!!
Albert runs towards the ring, but Tajiri bounces off the ropes and nails Albert with a Sliding Dropkick! Tajiri now tries to whip Albert into those steps, but Albert reverses-WHAM! Tajiri slams shoulder-first into the steel!! Albert picks Tajiri up, lifts him above his head, and drops him onto the security wall. Here comes Regal though to save his little friend, he throws some right-hands at Albert, but X-Pac from behind hooks Regal’s arm over his head, and hits a Backdrop Suplex.
“AARRGGHH!!” The cry comes up from Albert as he runs top –speed at a staggering Tajiri, and he clothesline’s him over the security wall!! Albert steps into the screaming crowd, and hits Tajiri with a huge upper cut. Now Albert is hooking him up for an overhead suplex, and he gets it! Tajri’s back hit that concrete floor hard! Albert stands over Tajiri and celebrates, but Tajiri with a low blow-knocking Albert to the floor!
Tajiri now climbs onto the security wall as Albert slowly gets to his feet, and he nails a beautiful Flying Crossbody! The crowd are going crazy! Instead of taking advantage of the fallen big man, which I really think he should do, Tajiri appears to be stalking him…Albert turns and-MIST!! MIST! BUT ALBERT DUCKS, AND GRABS TAJIRI BY THE THROAT WITH BOTH ARMS-HE’S LOOKING FOR THE ALBERT BOMB! BUT LOOK, REGAL COMES IN, KICKS ALBERT IN THE STOMACH HARD, AND HITS THAT FALLING NECKBREAKER OF HIS!
But now X-Pac is on the security wall, and Regal doesn’t see him-X-Pac grabs Regal’s head, and flies through the air-A TORNADO DDT ON THAT CONCRETE FLOOR!! REGAL’S OUT COLD! Meanwhile, Albert (Jet) has just slammed Tajiri’s (RawisAndy’s) head onto my Announcer’s Table-why doesn’t the referee get them in the ring?! The ref is talking to Albert, stopping him from touching the fallen Tajiri, but…oh no, X-Pac (Bandy) is over here…He grabs Tajiri by the head, and…MY GOD!! X-PAC JUST…HE JUST…X-FACTORED TAJIRI THROUGH MY ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
X-Pac and Albert celebrate for a minute or so, before throwing Tajiri into the ring. Albert covers Tajiri, this one’s over. 1…2…AND HE KICKED OUT! TAJIRI KICKED OUT! All of a sudden Tajiri is somehow up, and he slides between Albert’s legs and nails him with a Bulldog! Tajiri is flying-he bounces off the ropes, jumps, flips in mid-air and hits a Body Splash on Albert! Tajiri now whips a stunned Albert into the ropes, runs over there and tries to lock in the Tarantula!! But X-Pac is on the outside, and he kicks Tajiri right in the face! This match is non-stop action!
Albert bounces off the ropes, lets out another cry and Tajiri eats a huge clothesline! Albert whips Tajiri into the turnbuckle, and then slams into him, knocking the air out of Tajiri! But look, Regal (Grandprix) is up, and he’s running towards the ring! X-Pac also steps into the ring, and Regal runs straight into a double kick to the face from the 2 members of the X-Factor! X-Pac throws Regal outside, and begins to stomp on him.
In the ring though, Albert turns to pick up Tajiri, AND GETS A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE!! Tajiri uses awesome power and speed and nails one of his trademark kicks! The cover, 1…2…but X-Pac pulls the referee to the outside! Where’s Regal going?? He’s got a steel chair, and he passes it to Tajiri!! Tajiri lifts it above his head, he’s about to hit a staggering Albert with it!! But Albert ducks, grabs Tajiri by the throat, and WHAM!!! THE ALBERT BOMB!! THAT ALBERT BOMB WAS SO DAMN POWERFUL I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T BREAK THE RING!!
Albert hooks Tajiri’s leg, and the referee is back in the ring-1…2…3!! Albert wins!! Albert is through to the 2nd round of the KOTR after this hellacious action-packed match with Tajiri!
The winner of this match, Albert (Jet)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Mike Awesome’s music hits) Here comes the first participant of this match, Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese)!! Whoever wins this match, will become the no.1 contender for the WWF Forum European Championship! Although, with all this excitement about the KOTR, I expect these 2 men’s interest will be in winning that tournament, and becoming the WWF Champion!
(Hardy’s music hits) This man is my favourite for this match, it’s the high-flyer, Jeff Hardy (RawisAndy)!!
The 2 men are in the ring, the bell has rung, it’s go-time. They lock-up, but Awesome breaks it up with a hard kick to the stomach. He then throws some right-hands at Jeff, before whipping him into the ropes. Awesome goes for the Dropkick, but Jeff holds onto the ropes, and Awesome falls to the canvas hard. Jeff takes advantage with a leg drop, and then bounces off the ropes and hits a nice Flip Splash.
Jeff picks Awesome up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Awesome bounces off it, and staggers forward, and Jeff hits a nice clothesline. Awesome is quickly up though, and he ducks the next clothesline, before grabbing Jeff by the head, and throwing him shoulder-first onto that ring pole! Jeff falls to the outside, clutching his shoulder in pain.
Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) steps outside, and begins to stomp on Jeff (RawisAndy)’s seemingly injured shoulder. Now he picks him up, and throws him hard into those steel steps! Awesome celebrates, then slams Jeff’s head onto the steps-but Jeff blocks it, and slams Awesome’s head onto the steps instead! Jeff is…where’s Jeff going? Awesome is staggering to his feet, and Jeff is running along the security wall! He jumps, and nails Awesome with a Flying Crossbody!
Awesome is thrown back into the ring, and Jeff is going to the top rope! Missile Dropkick! A cover, 1…2…and Awesome gets his right shoulder up off the canvas. Jeff with some hard punches to the face, and then a Scoop Slam. He now whips Awesome into the ropes and hits a huge Powerslam! Jeff with an elbow drop, and now he’s heading up top again! He’s signalling for the Swanton Bomb!! Nobody home-Awesome somehow managed to move out of the way.
Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) now takes advantage, and nails a DDT. He picks Jeff (RawisAndy) up, hooks his arm over his head, and gets a nice overhead suplex. Now it’s Awesome’s turn to go to the top rope! He looks a little nervous, he’s leaving it too late surely! He goes for a Frog Splash…and gets it!! This one’s over surely, 1…2…but Jeff kicks out!
Awesome is irate now. He picks a fallen Jeff up, and slams his knee hard into Jeff’s back. But who’s that coming down the aisle…it’s Rhyno (Jet) What’s he doing here?! Rhyno tries to get into the ring, but the referee is blocking him off! Awesome is outside the ring now, and he’s got a steel chair! Oh no, he can’t win this way, surely!?
The referee is busy with Rhyno, and now Awesome is stalking Jeff. Jeff slowly staggers up to his feet, turns and WHAM!! The chair nails Jeff right between the eyes! Awesome throws the chair out of the ring, and Rhyno steps off the ring-apron. Mike Awesome, with a sly grin on his face, slowly hooks Jeff’s leg-1…2…3. Thanks to Rhyno, and a lot of cheating, Mike Awesome is the number 1 contender for the European Title. Awesome and Rhyno celebrate, while Jeff is attended to by medics.
The winner of this match, and number one contender the WWF Forum European Championship, Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese.)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Hardy’s music hits) This man is my favourite for this match, it’s the high-flyer, Jeff Hardy (RawisAndy)!!
The 2 men are in the ring, the bell has rung, it’s go-time. They lock-up, but Awesome breaks it up with a hard kick to the stomach. He then throws some right-hands at Jeff, before whipping him into the ropes. Awesome goes for the Dropkick, but Jeff holds onto the ropes, and Awesome falls to the canvas hard. Jeff takes advantage with a leg drop, and then bounces off the ropes and hits a nice Flip Splash.
Jeff picks Awesome up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Awesome bounces off it, and staggers forward, and Jeff hits a nice clothesline. Awesome is quickly up though, and he ducks the next clothesline, before grabbing Jeff by the head, and throwing him shoulder-first onto that ring pole! Jeff falls to the outside, clutching his shoulder in pain.
Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) steps outside, and begins to stomp on Jeff (RawisAndy)’s seemingly injured shoulder. Now he picks him up, and throws him hard into those steel steps! Awesome celebrates, then slams Jeff’s head onto the steps-but Jeff blocks it, and slams Awesome’s head onto the steps instead! Jeff is…where’s Jeff going? Awesome is staggering to his feet, and Jeff is running along the security wall! He jumps, and nails Awesome with a Flying Crossbody!
Awesome is thrown back into the ring, and Jeff is going to the top rope! Missile Dropkick! A cover, 1…2…and Awesome gets his right shoulder up off the canvas. Jeff with some hard punches to the face, and then a Scoop Slam. He now whips Awesome into the ropes and hits a huge Powerslam! Jeff with an elbow drop, and now he’s heading up top again! He’s signalling for the Swanton Bomb!! Nobody home-Awesome somehow managed to move out of the way.
Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) now takes advantage, and nails a DDT. He picks Jeff (RawisAndy) up, hooks his arm over his head, and gets a nice overhead suplex. Now it’s Awesome’s turn to go to the top rope! He looks a little nervous, he’s leaving it too late surely! He goes for a Frog Splash…and gets it!! This one’s over surely, 1…2…but Jeff kicks out!
Awesome is irate now. He picks a fallen Jeff up, and slams his knee hard into Jeff’s back. But who’s that coming down the aisle…it’s Rhyno (Jet) What’s he doing here?! Rhyno tries to get into the ring, but the referee is blocking him off! Awesome is outside the ring now, and he’s got a steel chair! Oh no, he can’t win this way, surely!?
The referee is busy with Rhyno, and now Awesome is stalking Jeff. Jeff slowly staggers up to his feet, turns and WHAM!! The chair nails Jeff right between the eyes! Awesome throws the chair out of the ring, and Rhyno steps off the ring-apron. Mike Awesome, with a sly grin on his face, slowly hooks Jeff’s leg-1…2…3. Thanks to Rhyno, and a lot of cheating, Mike Awesome is the number 1 contender for the European Title. Awesome and Rhyno celebrate, while Jeff is attended to by medics.
The winner of this match, and number one contender the WWF Forum European Championship, Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese.)
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Here we are at the Battle Royal. All 22 men are already in the ring - they're waiting for the bell to ring, so they can start to eliminate their opponents, and hopefully survive until the last four.
Superstars are eliminated when they go over the TOP rope, and both of their feet touch the floor. This is the only way in which an elimination can happen – Pinfalls and Submissions do not count. The last four remaining in the ring will advance into the first round of the King Of The Ring tournament. There are no friendships here – its every man for himself.
The bell goes, and the 22 men all start punching the hell out of each other. I get the feeling that this will be a very hard match to commentate, as there is so much action all at once. I also doubt that this will be the most technical of wrestling matches.
With his very first punch, GrandMaster Sexy (Ant) eliminates X-Pac (Bandy)! X-Pac went flying right out of the ring. He stands up, humiliated (yay). Aside from that, most of the superstars are bundling up in the corner – Bradshaw (bandy) has been targeted by a group of about 7, and is holding onto the ropes for dear life. Perry Saturn (bouncerboy) has been crushed in the bottom-left hand corner of the ring – he clutches his dear moppy in his hands.
It’s complete mayhem. Farooq (longy) clears a path through the centre of the ring, shoving Al Snow (seifer), Edge (Jet), and Crash Holly (Grandprix) away in the process. He goes to the aid of his friend Bradshaw, clotheslineing many wrestlers down to the floor. Farooq clears the top right corner of everyone except himself, Bradsahw (Bandy) , and Billy Kidman (Seifer). The APA pick Kidman up, and literally throw him across the ring! This knocks down a good many guys, and a psuedo domino effect knocks Hardcore Holly (bouncerboy) out of the ring!
Perry Saturn (bouncerboy) is still at the bottom of a massive bundle, his mop still not leaving his hand.
Grandmaster Sexy (Ant) dareingly jumps up the turnbuckle, and takes out a mob of guys with a Missile Dropkick. Moments later, Edge (Jet) eliminates Justin Credible (bouncerboy) by hauling him over the ropes. As Edge turns around, Christian (Grandprix) spears him out of the ring! He is the fourth man to be eliminated – there are 18 guys left.
K-Kwick (Ice Blaster) is eliminated by a group of random wrestlers, which included Eddy Guerrero (Ice Blaster again). Rhyno (Jet) sees his chance, and Gores right into the big group! Eddy (Ice Blaster) falls right down into Perry Saturn (Bouncerboy), who is still on the ground, right next to the turnbuckle. Rhyno manages to eliminate Billy Gunn (Ant), Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), and Funaki (bouncerboy). Down to 14 – 10 more men to be eliminated.
The ring is starting to clear out. Eddy Guerrero (Ice Blaster) goes up top to attempt a frog splash on Saturn, but Al Snow (Seifer) punches him in the face, before climbing up and trying to superplex the former Radicalz member. However Eddy doesn’t go down easily, and he manages to get a few shots to Snows (seifers) kidneys. Snow changes his tactics, and turns around, Superplexing Eddy and himself to the outside! Both are eliminated!
12 left. Spike Dudley (longy) hits the Dudley Dawg on Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese). Grandmaster Sexy (Ant) gets Evenflow DDTed by Raven (RawIsAndy). Raven is then rolled up from behind by Crash (Grandprix) – A brave referee slides into the ring, and counts 1…2…3! Crash Holly is the new Hardcore champion, due to the 24/7 rule! Raven is fumeing – He jumps right back up and Evenflow DDTs Crash, before trying to make the cover. He gets the 3 count (the very brave ref makes a fast count for his own safety), but before he can stand him, GMS (Ant) hits another Hip Hop Drop, smacking Ravens head off Crashes prone body.
GMS covers…1…..2….3! New Hardcore champion, Grandmaster Sexy (Ant)! But whats this… Rhyno (Jet) is stalking him… he goes for the GORE! Sexy sees it coming, and jumps right out of the ring to avoid it! GMS grabs the Hardcore championship belt from the timekeeper, and legs it away! He eliminated himself!
Bradshaw (Bandy) picks Kidman (Seifer) up for a Fallaway Slam, and tosses him out of the ring. He then does the same to Spike Dudley (longy). He attempts to do the same to Crash Holly (Grandprix), but Holly grabs hold of the top rope on his way out, swinging round and kicking Bradshaw in the face!
Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) sets Farooq (Longy) up on the turnbuckle. Awesome Awesome Bombs him out of the ring! Farooq (Longy) lands and clutches his back in pain.
Awesome is then Gored over the top rope by Rhyno (Jet).
7 men remain…. Perry Saturn (bouncerboy), who is just stirring, Edge (Jet), Malenko (Seifer), Raven (RawIsAndy), Rhyno (jet), Crash (Grandprix), and Bradshaw (Bandy). They all watch each other cautiously – it is nearing the end. Only 3 more people need to go out.
Bradshaw (Bandy) runs at Crash (Grandprix), attempting to clothesling him. Crash ducks, and neckbreakers the turning Bradshaw. Saturn (bouncerboy) stands up, groggy. Rhyno trys for yet another gore, but Saturn steps to the side, and cracks Rhyno one with the mop! Saturn then goes on a rampage, and lays out all of the others with his amazing mop. When everyone is down, he goes after Malenko (Seifer), hitting him again and again with the mop.
Edge (Jet) recovers, and as Saturn draws his mop back for another strike, Edge grabs it! He throws it out of the ring, and Saturn follows it! Saturn eliminates himself!
Rhyno gets up and trys to Gore Raven (RawisAndy), but Raven moves, and Rhyno goes flying out the ring! Just one more man to be eliminated!
Edge, Bradshaw, Raven, and Malenko look at each other, beore walking into the middle and high fiving. They have a good plan – team up to eliminate the weakest link, who at this point is Crash (Grandprix). The 4 try to haul him over the top rope, but to no avail. Crash hangs on like a dog, not giving up. In a stoke of genius, Crash pulls the top rope right down, and Bradshaw (bandy) crashes out of the ring!
Crash collapses in exhaustion.
The result of this match:
QUALIFIER ONE: Crash Holly (Grandprix)
QUALIFIER TWO: Dean Malenko (Seifer)
QUALIFIER THREE: Edge (Jet)
QUALIFIER FOUR: Raven (RawIsAndy)
This means that RawIsAndy has got all 5 of his men through!
Superstars are eliminated when they go over the TOP rope, and both of their feet touch the floor. This is the only way in which an elimination can happen – Pinfalls and Submissions do not count. The last four remaining in the ring will advance into the first round of the King Of The Ring tournament. There are no friendships here – its every man for himself.
The bell goes, and the 22 men all start punching the hell out of each other. I get the feeling that this will be a very hard match to commentate, as there is so much action all at once. I also doubt that this will be the most technical of wrestling matches.
With his very first punch, GrandMaster Sexy (Ant) eliminates X-Pac (Bandy)! X-Pac went flying right out of the ring. He stands up, humiliated (yay). Aside from that, most of the superstars are bundling up in the corner – Bradshaw (bandy) has been targeted by a group of about 7, and is holding onto the ropes for dear life. Perry Saturn (bouncerboy) has been crushed in the bottom-left hand corner of the ring – he clutches his dear moppy in his hands.
It’s complete mayhem. Farooq (longy) clears a path through the centre of the ring, shoving Al Snow (seifer), Edge (Jet), and Crash Holly (Grandprix) away in the process. He goes to the aid of his friend Bradshaw, clotheslineing many wrestlers down to the floor. Farooq clears the top right corner of everyone except himself, Bradsahw (Bandy) , and Billy Kidman (Seifer). The APA pick Kidman up, and literally throw him across the ring! This knocks down a good many guys, and a psuedo domino effect knocks Hardcore Holly (bouncerboy) out of the ring!
Perry Saturn (bouncerboy) is still at the bottom of a massive bundle, his mop still not leaving his hand.
Grandmaster Sexy (Ant) dareingly jumps up the turnbuckle, and takes out a mob of guys with a Missile Dropkick. Moments later, Edge (Jet) eliminates Justin Credible (bouncerboy) by hauling him over the ropes. As Edge turns around, Christian (Grandprix) spears him out of the ring! He is the fourth man to be eliminated – there are 18 guys left.
K-Kwick (Ice Blaster) is eliminated by a group of random wrestlers, which included Eddy Guerrero (Ice Blaster again). Rhyno (Jet) sees his chance, and Gores right into the big group! Eddy (Ice Blaster) falls right down into Perry Saturn (Bouncerboy), who is still on the ground, right next to the turnbuckle. Rhyno manages to eliminate Billy Gunn (Ant), Tazz (Mouldy Cheese), and Funaki (bouncerboy). Down to 14 – 10 more men to be eliminated.
The ring is starting to clear out. Eddy Guerrero (Ice Blaster) goes up top to attempt a frog splash on Saturn, but Al Snow (Seifer) punches him in the face, before climbing up and trying to superplex the former Radicalz member. However Eddy doesn’t go down easily, and he manages to get a few shots to Snows (seifers) kidneys. Snow changes his tactics, and turns around, Superplexing Eddy and himself to the outside! Both are eliminated!
12 left. Spike Dudley (longy) hits the Dudley Dawg on Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese). Grandmaster Sexy (Ant) gets Evenflow DDTed by Raven (RawIsAndy). Raven is then rolled up from behind by Crash (Grandprix) – A brave referee slides into the ring, and counts 1…2…3! Crash Holly is the new Hardcore champion, due to the 24/7 rule! Raven is fumeing – He jumps right back up and Evenflow DDTs Crash, before trying to make the cover. He gets the 3 count (the very brave ref makes a fast count for his own safety), but before he can stand him, GMS (Ant) hits another Hip Hop Drop, smacking Ravens head off Crashes prone body.
GMS covers…1…..2….3! New Hardcore champion, Grandmaster Sexy (Ant)! But whats this… Rhyno (Jet) is stalking him… he goes for the GORE! Sexy sees it coming, and jumps right out of the ring to avoid it! GMS grabs the Hardcore championship belt from the timekeeper, and legs it away! He eliminated himself!
Bradshaw (Bandy) picks Kidman (Seifer) up for a Fallaway Slam, and tosses him out of the ring. He then does the same to Spike Dudley (longy). He attempts to do the same to Crash Holly (Grandprix), but Holly grabs hold of the top rope on his way out, swinging round and kicking Bradshaw in the face!
Mike Awesome (Mouldy Cheese) sets Farooq (Longy) up on the turnbuckle. Awesome Awesome Bombs him out of the ring! Farooq (Longy) lands and clutches his back in pain.
Awesome is then Gored over the top rope by Rhyno (Jet).
7 men remain…. Perry Saturn (bouncerboy), who is just stirring, Edge (Jet), Malenko (Seifer), Raven (RawIsAndy), Rhyno (jet), Crash (Grandprix), and Bradshaw (Bandy). They all watch each other cautiously – it is nearing the end. Only 3 more people need to go out.
Bradshaw (Bandy) runs at Crash (Grandprix), attempting to clothesling him. Crash ducks, and neckbreakers the turning Bradshaw. Saturn (bouncerboy) stands up, groggy. Rhyno trys for yet another gore, but Saturn steps to the side, and cracks Rhyno one with the mop! Saturn then goes on a rampage, and lays out all of the others with his amazing mop. When everyone is down, he goes after Malenko (Seifer), hitting him again and again with the mop.
Edge (Jet) recovers, and as Saturn draws his mop back for another strike, Edge grabs it! He throws it out of the ring, and Saturn follows it! Saturn eliminates himself!
Rhyno gets up and trys to Gore Raven (RawisAndy), but Raven moves, and Rhyno goes flying out the ring! Just one more man to be eliminated!
Edge, Bradshaw, Raven, and Malenko look at each other, beore walking into the middle and high fiving. They have a good plan – team up to eliminate the weakest link, who at this point is Crash (Grandprix). The 4 try to haul him over the top rope, but to no avail. Crash hangs on like a dog, not giving up. In a stoke of genius, Crash pulls the top rope right down, and Bradshaw (bandy) crashes out of the ring!
Crash collapses in exhaustion.
The result of this match:
QUALIFIER ONE: Crash Holly (Grandprix)
QUALIFIER TWO: Dean Malenko (Seifer)
QUALIFIER THREE: Edge (Jet)
QUALIFIER FOUR: Raven (RawIsAndy)
This means that RawIsAndy has got all 5 of his men through!
This match is to determine the No1 contender ship for the WWF Hardcore Championship.
Hardcore Holly’s music hits and the former WWF Hardcore and Intercontinental champion Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) walks down the aisle to a few cheers from the crowd. For this match Crash and Molly Holly are banned from ringside because of the amount of interference in WWF programming.
Next Justin Credible’s music hits and a member of the ECW/WCW alliance and former member of X-Factor Justin Credible (Bouncerboy) comes out to heavy booing from the crowd. Justin Credible is cautious at first to enter the ring and walks around ringside taunting Hardcore Holly.
Wait a minute! Fellow alliance member Raven (RawisAndy) has appeared at the top of the staging area with his hardcore belt, he must be scouting his next opponent for his title match, watching for the outcome of this match. Raven paces around at the top of the staging area waiting for this match to begin.
Justin Credible slides into the ring and Hardcore Holly quickly pounces on him with a double axe handle to the back. The two begin to trade kicks and punches until Holly gets the upper hand and knocks Justin down with a closeline. Holly begins to kick at Credible trying to wear him down early. Holly picks Credible up and Irish whips him in to the ropes, JC bounces off and ducks a closeline attempt by Hardcore, he bounces back off the other ropes and jumps at Holly nailing him with a cross body and the crowd begin booing. Both men are quickly back up and Credible attempts another Irish whip but it is reversed and Holly throws Justin off the ropes and launches him into the air for a high back body drop, BOOM, Justin Credible hits the matt HARD! He picks JC up and lays his head and arms over the second rope and pulls his legs up so he’s in a horizontal position, the crowd knows what’s coming it’s Holly’s LOW BLOW move as holly kicks Credible hard in the lower vicinities! The echo was heard around the arena with that move; JC is curled up on the floor squirming around. Holly quickly picks JC up and slams his head off the turnbuckle, he Irish whips Credible onto the other turnbuckle and chases after him to deliver a closeline, but Credible ducks out of the way Holly turns around but Credible trips Hardcore up. Holly is in a sitting position by the turnbuckle and has his hands on the ropes and JC puts Hardcore legs over is shoulders and pulls hard while jumping backward into a sitting position which elevates Holly up into Justin Credible’s modified version of a POWERBOMB!
JC slides out of the ring and drags Hardcore out with him and Irish whips him into the Steel steps, WHAM! Hardcore Holly’s shoulder just got thrown into solid steel! Credible goes under the ring and pulls out some weapons 2 trashcans, the lids from trash cans a stop sign and a steel chair! JC rolls Holly back into the ring and follows him in and picks up one of the trashcan lids, he waits for Hardcore to get up before hammering him with the lid! He hits Holly over the head 3 or 4 times backing him into the corner, he is able to knock him down into a sitting position by the turnbuckle. Credible picks up a trashcan and slots it into the other turnbuckle opposite in-between the 2nd and 3rd ropes, he walks over to Holly and attempts to Irish whip him into it but Hardcore reverses but JC ducks under Hardcores arm as he pulls him into the Irish whip and pulls him toward him and knees him in the gut! Holly recovers quickly and grabs JC’s legs and hoists him up into Hardcores finishing maneuver, the crowd comes alive with cheers but Credible reverses into a rollup…1-2- Kick out by hardcore who follows this up into a pin of his own….1-2- kick out by JC who quickly performs an inside cradle on Hardcore….1-2-another kick out and Hardcore Holly quickly crawls across to JC and grabs his leg and pulls him into another pin..1-2-and again a kick out. Both men get to there feet and stare at each other as the crowd applauds in approval of their efforts.
Both men rush into a grapple that Hardcore (Ice Blaster) wins and nails Justin Credible (Bouncerboy) with hard right and left hands backing him into the corner and Holly whips JC across the ring with huge power driving him into the trash can! BAMB! Hardcore quickly picks up both trash can lids and begins hammering JC down with a flurry of shots to the head! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! The crowd is going crazy cheering on Holly who slides out of the ring and goes under, he drags out a……….. table to a massive ovation from the crowd!! Holly slides the table into the ring and begins to set it up. JC however is dazed but manages to pull himself up and grabs the stop sign laying next to him and…. SMACK! JC hits holly over the head with it, JC quickly throws Hardcore off the ropes and runs him into the stop sign once again knocking him down. Justin Credible shakes out the “cobwebs” from his head as Holly slowly crawls to his feet, both men are up and Holly goes for the closeline but JC ducks, Holly turns around to be met by the SUPERKICK by Justin Credible!! SMACK! He caught Holly right under the chin knocking him down!
Justin Credible picks up the chair, he should really go for the cover here but stands over Holly and DRIVES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS STOMACH! He does this three times before HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD with the same steel chair while holly is down! Justin Credible waits for Holly to get up and stalks him holding the steel chair. Holly uses the table to pull himself to his feet and slowly Holly turns around and WHAM! Justin Credible hits Hardcore Holly across the side of the head! That was brutal! Hardcore falls back first onto the table, he’s completely out of it! JC sees his opportunity to capitalize and climbs the top rope, there is a mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd as JC is perched top rope, what’s he thinking? JC launches himself into the air and lands on Hardcore DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!! CRASH!! OH MY GOD!! That must have hurt Justin Credible as well!
Hardcore is down and hurting after that move!! Justin Credible has dominated the most of this match and he slowly starts to crawl across toward Hardcore but……… WAIT A MINUTE!! Raven (RawisAndy) is running down the aisle and slides into the ring! Justin Credible makes the cover 1-2-…….Raven pulls Credible off Hardcore Holly!! WHAT THE HELL? Justin gets up but Raven knocks him back down with the Hardcore title to THE FOREHEAD!! Raven lifts JC up and lines him up over the steel chair and WHAM Raven delivers the RAVEN EFFECT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! What’s going on here? Raven leaves the ring Hardcore title in hand shaking his head as he backs up the ramp. The crowd is going wild at what they just saw!! Raven is part of the WCW/ECW alliance!! Hardcore Holly climbs to his feet and pulls JC up and puts him on his shoulders, setting him up for his finisher! He walks over to the one left trash can which is lying on it’s side and with JC slumped over his shoulder, he stands over the trash can as the crowd comes to it’s feet! Hardcore pulls at JC’s feet creating a whiplash effect into a powerbomb forcing JC THROUGH THE TRASCAN!! BAMB! Hardcore falls down out of energy on top of Justin Credible making the cover! 1-2………..3!!!!
Hardcore wins!! Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) is the No1 contender for the WWF Hardcore Title!!
Why did Raven screw fellow alliance member Justin Credible?
Commiserations go to Justin Credible (Bouncerboy).
Thanks for reading (or skipping to the end to see who won)
Andy
Hardcore Holly’s music hits and the former WWF Hardcore and Intercontinental champion Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) walks down the aisle to a few cheers from the crowd. For this match Crash and Molly Holly are banned from ringside because of the amount of interference in WWF programming.
Next Justin Credible’s music hits and a member of the ECW/WCW alliance and former member of X-Factor Justin Credible (Bouncerboy) comes out to heavy booing from the crowd. Justin Credible is cautious at first to enter the ring and walks around ringside taunting Hardcore Holly.
Wait a minute! Fellow alliance member Raven (RawisAndy) has appeared at the top of the staging area with his hardcore belt, he must be scouting his next opponent for his title match, watching for the outcome of this match. Raven paces around at the top of the staging area waiting for this match to begin.
Justin Credible slides into the ring and Hardcore Holly quickly pounces on him with a double axe handle to the back. The two begin to trade kicks and punches until Holly gets the upper hand and knocks Justin down with a closeline. Holly begins to kick at Credible trying to wear him down early. Holly picks Credible up and Irish whips him in to the ropes, JC bounces off and ducks a closeline attempt by Hardcore, he bounces back off the other ropes and jumps at Holly nailing him with a cross body and the crowd begin booing. Both men are quickly back up and Credible attempts another Irish whip but it is reversed and Holly throws Justin off the ropes and launches him into the air for a high back body drop, BOOM, Justin Credible hits the matt HARD! He picks JC up and lays his head and arms over the second rope and pulls his legs up so he’s in a horizontal position, the crowd knows what’s coming it’s Holly’s LOW BLOW move as holly kicks Credible hard in the lower vicinities! The echo was heard around the arena with that move; JC is curled up on the floor squirming around. Holly quickly picks JC up and slams his head off the turnbuckle, he Irish whips Credible onto the other turnbuckle and chases after him to deliver a closeline, but Credible ducks out of the way Holly turns around but Credible trips Hardcore up. Holly is in a sitting position by the turnbuckle and has his hands on the ropes and JC puts Hardcore legs over is shoulders and pulls hard while jumping backward into a sitting position which elevates Holly up into Justin Credible’s modified version of a POWERBOMB!
JC slides out of the ring and drags Hardcore out with him and Irish whips him into the Steel steps, WHAM! Hardcore Holly’s shoulder just got thrown into solid steel! Credible goes under the ring and pulls out some weapons 2 trashcans, the lids from trash cans a stop sign and a steel chair! JC rolls Holly back into the ring and follows him in and picks up one of the trashcan lids, he waits for Hardcore to get up before hammering him with the lid! He hits Holly over the head 3 or 4 times backing him into the corner, he is able to knock him down into a sitting position by the turnbuckle. Credible picks up a trashcan and slots it into the other turnbuckle opposite in-between the 2nd and 3rd ropes, he walks over to Holly and attempts to Irish whip him into it but Hardcore reverses but JC ducks under Hardcores arm as he pulls him into the Irish whip and pulls him toward him and knees him in the gut! Holly recovers quickly and grabs JC’s legs and hoists him up into Hardcores finishing maneuver, the crowd comes alive with cheers but Credible reverses into a rollup…1-2- Kick out by hardcore who follows this up into a pin of his own….1-2- kick out by JC who quickly performs an inside cradle on Hardcore….1-2-another kick out and Hardcore Holly quickly crawls across to JC and grabs his leg and pulls him into another pin..1-2-and again a kick out. Both men get to there feet and stare at each other as the crowd applauds in approval of their efforts.
Both men rush into a grapple that Hardcore (Ice Blaster) wins and nails Justin Credible (Bouncerboy) with hard right and left hands backing him into the corner and Holly whips JC across the ring with huge power driving him into the trash can! BAMB! Hardcore quickly picks up both trash can lids and begins hammering JC down with a flurry of shots to the head! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! The crowd is going crazy cheering on Holly who slides out of the ring and goes under, he drags out a……….. table to a massive ovation from the crowd!! Holly slides the table into the ring and begins to set it up. JC however is dazed but manages to pull himself up and grabs the stop sign laying next to him and…. SMACK! JC hits holly over the head with it, JC quickly throws Hardcore off the ropes and runs him into the stop sign once again knocking him down. Justin Credible shakes out the “cobwebs” from his head as Holly slowly crawls to his feet, both men are up and Holly goes for the closeline but JC ducks, Holly turns around to be met by the SUPERKICK by Justin Credible!! SMACK! He caught Holly right under the chin knocking him down!
Justin Credible picks up the chair, he should really go for the cover here but stands over Holly and DRIVES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS STOMACH! He does this three times before HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD with the same steel chair while holly is down! Justin Credible waits for Holly to get up and stalks him holding the steel chair. Holly uses the table to pull himself to his feet and slowly Holly turns around and WHAM! Justin Credible hits Hardcore Holly across the side of the head! That was brutal! Hardcore falls back first onto the table, he’s completely out of it! JC sees his opportunity to capitalize and climbs the top rope, there is a mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd as JC is perched top rope, what’s he thinking? JC launches himself into the air and lands on Hardcore DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!! CRASH!! OH MY GOD!! That must have hurt Justin Credible as well!
Hardcore is down and hurting after that move!! Justin Credible has dominated the most of this match and he slowly starts to crawl across toward Hardcore but……… WAIT A MINUTE!! Raven (RawisAndy) is running down the aisle and slides into the ring! Justin Credible makes the cover 1-2-…….Raven pulls Credible off Hardcore Holly!! WHAT THE HELL? Justin gets up but Raven knocks him back down with the Hardcore title to THE FOREHEAD!! Raven lifts JC up and lines him up over the steel chair and WHAM Raven delivers the RAVEN EFFECT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! What’s going on here? Raven leaves the ring Hardcore title in hand shaking his head as he backs up the ramp. The crowd is going wild at what they just saw!! Raven is part of the WCW/ECW alliance!! Hardcore Holly climbs to his feet and pulls JC up and puts him on his shoulders, setting him up for his finisher! He walks over to the one left trash can which is lying on it’s side and with JC slumped over his shoulder, he stands over the trash can as the crowd comes to it’s feet! Hardcore pulls at JC’s feet creating a whiplash effect into a powerbomb forcing JC THROUGH THE TRASCAN!! BAMB! Hardcore falls down out of energy on top of Justin Credible making the cover! 1-2………..3!!!!
Hardcore wins!! Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) is the No1 contender for the WWF Hardcore Title!!
Why did Raven screw fellow alliance member Justin Credible?
Commiserations go to Justin Credible (Bouncerboy).
Thanks for reading (or skipping to the end to see who won)
Andy
Light heavyweight championship match Essa Rios (C) (Mouldy cheese) Vs Funaki (Bouncerboy)
Funaki beat K Kwik (Ice Blaster), in a surprise match last week to become the number one contender tonight.
First out, is Funaki (bouncerboy). Such a big match for Funaki, and he has nothing to say, and Taka is no were to be seen!!
Here comes the Light heavy weight champion, Essa Rios (Mouldy cheese)
Essa flips into the ring and the bell sounds. Both men lock up; Essa over-powers Funaki and takes him to the ground. Essa drops a knee onto Funaki and runs to the ropes, moonsault onto Funaki. Essa makes an early pin attempt.
1…
2…
… Kick out by Funaki.
We can expect a fast pace match tonight, both men big high-flyers. Both men stand up- face to face. Funaki slaps Essa; Essa retaliates with a slap of his own. Funaki (Bouncerboy) shoves Essa, Essa (Mouldy cheese) goes into the ropes and he comes flying back with a clothesline!
Funaki is down, but Essa picks him up. Irish whip into the corner. Essa grabs one of Funaki (Bouncerboys) arms and runs up to the top rope. Funaki (Bouncerboy) shoves Essa Rios (Mouldey cheese) of the top rope and Essa hits the outside mat. Funaki climbs the top turnbuckle, flips round and hits a moonsault onto Essa on the outside.
Funaki took his fair share of pain from that moon-sault. Funaki (Bouncerboy) is the first man up. He picks up Essa (Mouldy Cheese) and throws him into the ring. Funaki jumps onto the ring apron and hits a leg drop over the top rope. Essa is down and Funaki makes a cover.
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2…
3…
NO, the ref. Sees Essa has a foot on the top rope. The match still continues. Essa (Mouldy cheese) flips himself up, but Funaki (bouncerboy) kick him in the stomach. Funaki is going for a powerbomb. Essa is on Funaki shoulders. Essa reverses it into a hurricanrana. Essa is pumped up. Essa jump onto the top rope. Moonsault onto Funaki. It is a pinning predicament.
1…
2…
… KICK OUT. ‘O so close. Funaki gets a shoulder up. Essa has a word with the ref. Funaki (bouncerboy) sneaks behind and gets a roll up.
1…
2…
Essa flips out of that one and delivers a huge kick to the face of Funaki. Once again, Essa climbs the top rope, this time goes for 450 splash. Essa (Mouldy cheese) is on top for the pin. The ref. Counts…
1…
2…
3…
Ding Ding Ding.
This one is over. Essa (Mouldy cheese) stands arms high in the ring.
Here is your winner… and still WWF light heavyweight champion… Essa Rios (Mouldy cheese)
Well-done Mouldy cheese, unlucky for you Bouncerboy!
Thanks for reading
IB.
Funaki beat K Kwik (Ice Blaster), in a surprise match last week to become the number one contender tonight.
First out, is Funaki (bouncerboy). Such a big match for Funaki, and he has nothing to say, and Taka is no were to be seen!!
Here comes the Light heavy weight champion, Essa Rios (Mouldy cheese)
Essa flips into the ring and the bell sounds. Both men lock up; Essa over-powers Funaki and takes him to the ground. Essa drops a knee onto Funaki and runs to the ropes, moonsault onto Funaki. Essa makes an early pin attempt.
1…
2…
… Kick out by Funaki.
We can expect a fast pace match tonight, both men big high-flyers. Both men stand up- face to face. Funaki slaps Essa; Essa retaliates with a slap of his own. Funaki (Bouncerboy) shoves Essa, Essa (Mouldy cheese) goes into the ropes and he comes flying back with a clothesline!
Funaki is down, but Essa picks him up. Irish whip into the corner. Essa grabs one of Funaki (Bouncerboys) arms and runs up to the top rope. Funaki (Bouncerboy) shoves Essa Rios (Mouldey cheese) of the top rope and Essa hits the outside mat. Funaki climbs the top turnbuckle, flips round and hits a moonsault onto Essa on the outside.
Funaki took his fair share of pain from that moon-sault. Funaki (Bouncerboy) is the first man up. He picks up Essa (Mouldy Cheese) and throws him into the ring. Funaki jumps onto the ring apron and hits a leg drop over the top rope. Essa is down and Funaki makes a cover.
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2…
3…
NO, the ref. Sees Essa has a foot on the top rope. The match still continues. Essa (Mouldy cheese) flips himself up, but Funaki (bouncerboy) kick him in the stomach. Funaki is going for a powerbomb. Essa is on Funaki shoulders. Essa reverses it into a hurricanrana. Essa is pumped up. Essa jump onto the top rope. Moonsault onto Funaki. It is a pinning predicament.
1…
2…
… KICK OUT. ‘O so close. Funaki gets a shoulder up. Essa has a word with the ref. Funaki (bouncerboy) sneaks behind and gets a roll up.
1…
2…
Essa flips out of that one and delivers a huge kick to the face of Funaki. Once again, Essa climbs the top rope, this time goes for 450 splash. Essa (Mouldy cheese) is on top for the pin. The ref. Counts…
1…
2…
3…
Ding Ding Ding.
This one is over. Essa (Mouldy cheese) stands arms high in the ring.
Here is your winner… and still WWF light heavyweight champion… Essa Rios (Mouldy cheese)
Well-done Mouldy cheese, unlucky for you Bouncerboy!
Thanks for reading
IB.
EAN MALENKO VS TEST - INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
Here we are live at SRW Raw, and we have a promising match on the cards tonight. Test (longy) will be making the third defense of his Intercontinental title, and he will defend it against Deam Malenko. Test has looked exceptionaly strong during recent matches - he dominated former WWF champion Kurt Angle, and managed to beat Perry Saturn as well. He is emerging as a fan favorite.
Dean Malenko (seifer) is the longest ever reigning Lightheavyweight champion, and he will be fighting hard to win this one. He also has the advantage of Eddie Guerrero (Ice Blaster) in his corner.
Here we go...
Dean and Test lock up, but Dean withdraws, knowing the big man will overpower him in terms of strength. Malenko hurtles forward, and hits a low lariet on Tests knee. Maybe taking out those tree-trunk legs is the way to beat thins guy. Malenko, now behind Test, rolls him up. 1...2...VERY late kick out from Test. He wasn't expecting this fast a match. Malenko hits a dropkick on Tests knee, and while the big man is bending down, hits a DDT.
Pin..1...2. kick out by seifer. Test lumbers towards Malenko, somewhat groggy, and misses a clothesline. Malenko scissor sweeps him down, and locks in an Indian Death Lock! Test reaches the ropes however, and gets back up. Malenko goes to whip Test against the ropes, but his efforts are reversed, and Test hits a MASSIVE powerslam. 1....2..kick out. Malenko has a lot of fight in him.
Test literally throws Malenko into the buckle, and goes for a Superplex! Malenko sees it coming, and jumps backwards off the turnbuckle to the floor, taking Tests arm with him! Test yells in pain, and falls to the floor, clutching his upper arm. The crowd boo, and Malenko smiles evily. He climbs back into the ring, and locks on a fairly simple armbar. Test taps almost as soon as the hold is put on, and Malenko (seifer) is declared the winner, and NEW intercontinental champion! However, he won't let go of the armbar, and Eddy comes in to offer extra leverage! Test is crieing out in pain.
A half dozen referees come out into the ring to try and make them break the hold, but they wont. WAIT! Here comes Perry Saturn with his mop! He's into the ring, and Eddy sees him. Eddy runs towards Saturn, but Saturn simply smacks him with moppy! He then clears a path through the referees, and whacks moppy across Malenkos back! Malenko contorts in pain, and finally releases the hold. Saturn squares up for another mop shot, but Guerrero is up, and he Brainbusters Saturn, leaving him lieing. The referees have gotten Test (who is still holding his arm) out of the ring, and a squad of EMTs come running out to attend to him.
In the ring, Malenko is back up, and he gets the Texas Cloverleaf on Saturn! He holds it on for about a minute, before exiting with Malenko. What evil dastards these two are.
Later on, it is announced that Malenko serverly injured Tests arm with that Superplex reversal. When told this by Michial Cole (tony), Malenko simply says 'good'. Eddie grabs the mike, and starts to speak, when Saturn comes out of nowhere and knocks him down! Saturn beats on both Malenko and Eddie, before helpfully stateing 'Sticky tape is not pink becasue gibbons hack Microsoft', and then walks off.
What a rivalry these three have!
Next match in this storyline - Perry Saturn (bouncerboy) VS Billy Gunn (Ant).
Sorry I posted the last one twice.
Here we are live at SRW Raw, and we have a promising match on the cards tonight. Test (longy) will be making the third defense of his Intercontinental title, and he will defend it against Deam Malenko. Test has looked exceptionaly strong during recent matches - he dominated former WWF champion Kurt Angle, and managed to beat Perry Saturn as well. He is emerging as a fan favorite.
Dean Malenko (seifer) is the longest ever reigning Lightheavyweight champion, and he will be fighting hard to win this one. He also has the advantage of Eddie Guerrero (Ice Blaster) in his corner.
Here we go...
Dean and Test lock up, but Dean withdraws, knowing the big man will overpower him in terms of strength. Malenko hurtles forward, and hits a low lariet on Tests knee. Maybe taking out those tree-trunk legs is the way to beat thins guy. Malenko, now behind Test, rolls him up. 1...2...VERY late kick out from Test. He wasn't expecting this fast a match. Malenko hits a dropkick on Tests knee, and while the big man is bending down, hits a DDT.
Pin..1...2. kick out by seifer. Test lumbers towards Malenko, somewhat groggy, and misses a clothesline. Malenko scissor sweeps him down, and locks in an Indian Death Lock! Test reaches the ropes however, and gets back up. Malenko goes to whip Test against the ropes, but his efforts are reversed, and Test hits a MASSIVE powerslam. 1....2..kick out. Malenko has a lot of fight in him.
Test literally throws Malenko into the buckle, and goes for a Superplex! Malenko sees it coming, and jumps backwards off the turnbuckle to the floor, taking Tests arm with him! Test yells in pain, and falls to the floor, clutching his upper arm. The crowd boo, and Malenko smiles evily. He climbs back into the ring, and locks on a fairly simple armbar. Test taps almost as soon as the hold is put on, and Malenko (seifer) is declared the winner, and NEW intercontinental champion! However, he won't let go of the armbar, and Eddy comes in to offer extra leverage! Test is crieing out in pain.
A half dozen referees come out into the ring to try and make them break the hold, but they wont. WAIT! Here comes Perry Saturn with his mop! He's into the ring, and Eddy sees him. Eddy runs towards Saturn, but Saturn simply smacks him with moppy! He then clears a path through the referees, and whacks moppy across Malenkos back! Malenko contorts in pain, and finally releases the hold. Saturn squares up for another mop shot, but Guerrero is up, and he Brainbusters Saturn, leaving him lieing. The referees have gotten Test (who is still holding his arm) out of the ring, and a squad of EMTs come running out to attend to him.
In the ring, Malenko is back up, and he gets the Texas Cloverleaf on Saturn! He holds it on for about a minute, before exiting with Malenko. What evil dastards these two are.
Later on, it is announced that Malenko serverly injured Tests arm with that Superplex reversal. When told this by Michial Cole (tony), Malenko simply says 'good'. Eddie grabs the mike, and starts to speak, when Saturn comes out of nowhere and knocks him down! Saturn beats on both Malenko and Eddie, before helpfully stateing 'Sticky tape is not pink becasue gibbons hack Microsoft', and then walks off.
What a rivalry these three have!
Next match in this storyline - Perry Saturn (bouncerboy) VS Billy Gunn (Ant).
Sorry I posted the last one twice.
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