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"Myst1que & Goatboy: The MSN Convo..."

Alright, this is a really long post and it might get a bit boring and that at times, but it's really funny!!

Myst1que says:
no you are a minger whos a crap...

Goatboy says:
I can handle one night stands love, what gets me is when it like I dont even exist anymore

Goatboy says:
Crap?

Myst1que says:
you know

Goatboy says:
That's not what you said at the time

Goatboy says:
It aint the organ baby, it's the size of the cathedral that was the problem, know what I mean?

Myst1que says:
come on goatboy i mean what are you going to do with the other 55 min ?

Goatboy says:
Phone your sister and see what she's doing

Myst1que says:
superman eat your heart out

Myst1que says:
well i dont fell guilt about last week now

Goatboy says:
This is what happens when you flirt in a forum and meet up, it's never pretty

Myst1que says:
goatboy you are definetly true to your name

Goatboy says:
Wish I could say the same love

Goatboy says:
thinking of your next lame insult babe?

Myst1que says:
no

Myst1que says:
doing something else

Goatboy says:
Honestly, come to one gig and you think I owe you something?

Goatboy says:
In case you didnt see, you werent the only woman there

Myst1que says:
you dont owe me anything i had a great time ....after

Goatboy says:
what?

Myst1que says:
i think you should ask scott that dont you

Goatboy says:
what the ?

Goatboy says:
Scott? My guitarist?

Myst1que says:
yes

Goatboy says:
Yeah, like he'd be that desperate

Myst1que says:
oh he was very willing

Goatboy says:
Besides,you wouldnt be the 1st

Myst1que says:
who cares

Goatboy says:
Did he give you the "You look really nice"

Myst1que says:
he was better than you

Myst1que says:
nope

Goatboy says:
Anyway, he helped me load my gear out and was in the bar, I watched you leave

Myst1que says:
yeah but you didnt watch us all night did you

Goatboy says:
yeah right

Myst1que says:
ask him

Goatboy says:
I might just do that, and then come round and see you to watch the look on your face

Goatboy says:
Let me phone him now shall I?

Myst1que says:
fine

Goatboy says:
gimme 2

Myst1que says:
thats all you need

Goatboy says:
I'm ringing him now

Myst1que says:
well?

Myst1que says:
he really is crap ya know

Myst1que says:
well was i right?

Goatboy says:
you b***h

Myst1que says:
of course

Myst1que says:
told you

Goatboy says:
How?

Myst1que says:
what did he say

Goatboy says:
How could you?

Goatboy says:
He was sheepish as hell is what he was

Myst1que says:
pretty damn easy really

Goatboy says:
what a , he's supposed to be my mate

Myst1que says:
is right

Goatboy says:
He does this all the time, but we have rules, not with each others

Myst1que says:
remeber that gig you had in the july

Goatboy says:
jesus

Goatboy says:
how long? Just tell me that

Goatboy says:
How long has this been going on is what I mean, I dont need his stats

Myst1que says:
ooooo since then

Myst1que says:
remember ? 31st may

Goatboy says:
I invite you down for my 28th, and this is how you repay me?

Myst1que says:
sorry but a girl needs satisfaction

Myst1que says:
and you just dont deliver

Goatboy says:
I bet you think just because you think you're hot stuff that you can do this to anyone you want to?

Myst1que says:
no just you

Goatboy says:
Last time I get distracted by a pair of legs and nice t**s.

Goatboy says:
I cant believe this man...

Myst1que says:
oh ... and the orgasms......

Myst1que says:
faked

Sheepy says:
You not got a burd Goaty?

Goatboy says:
Yeah, but I finished with her when this "woman" showed up

Goatboy says:
I have morals, unlike some

Myst1que says:
oh who cares

Goatboy says:
I'd say me but I dont think that really matters anymore does it?

Myst1que says:
so sheepy.....how you doin'

Myst1que says:
lol

Sheepy says:
 hey I've got someone, you black widow

Myst1que says:
black widow?

Goatboy says:
Black Widow kills the male

Goatboy says:
pretty fitting I'd say

Sheepy says:
what he said

Myst1que says:
oh you are breaking my heart

Goatboy says:
You are so cold

Goatboy says:
It meant nothing?

Goatboy says:
Just a sh@g?

Myst1que says:
yup

Myst1que says:
i'd hardly call it even that

Whooo Style! says:
I'm on goatboy's side

Myst1que says:
you bloody would

Whooo Style! says:
myst1que, your a real aren't ya!

Goatboy says:
Just to me it would seem

Sheepy says:
yeah i'm calling you black widow from now on

Myst1que says:
just cos its the guy who gets dumped for a change and all of a sudden i'm a black widow

Whooo Style! says:
no!

Whooo Style! says:
you went behind his back with his mate!!!

Goatboy says:
I wouldnt mind, but with my guitarist?

Goatboy says:
No way I can face this guy

Myst1que says:
it was his idea

Goatboy says:
Sad thing is, as much as it hurts to admit, she is hot, I would do, but...jesus

Myst1que says:
what

Goatboy says:
Besides, does anyone here have a mate called Sarah?

Myst1que says:
you

Goatboy says:
Sarah that came with you to a gig in...May?

Myst1que says:
what have you done

Goatboy says:
Sarah

Myst1que says:
you and sarah!

Goatboy says:
For a bit

Myst1que says:
how long

Goatboy says:
So I dont feel too bad about it

Goatboy says:
about 7" thanks

Myst1que says:
anyone else?

Goatboy says:
Rachel

Goatboy says:
She was better than Sarah though if that helps any

Myst1que says:
RACHEL

Myst1que says:
WHEN

Goatboy says:
Friday

Myst1que says:
LAST FRIDAY?

Myst1que says:
AT HER PARTY??

Goatboy says:
Maybe

Myst1que says:
SHE'S MY BEST MATE SINCE..

Goatboy says:
Last Friday I'd say

Goatboy says:
What am I going to say? "You play drums in that band we saw dont you", I mean if that isnt a green light then what is?

Goatboy says:
She was real nice too. Supple

Myst1que says:
......

Goatboy says:
But, on the whole, I'd say Sarah was the most fun

Goatboy says:
Dirty girl that one

Myst1que says:
fine with just one but two of my BEST friends

Myst1que says:
why

Goatboy says:
Hey, not at the same time though, take comfort in that

Goatboy says:
Because I can?

Myst1que says:
oh thanks

Goatboy says:
Thanks? You act hurt now? Hello?

Goatboy says:
Guitar Tuner is hurt?

Myst1que says:
i'm gonna kill them

Goatboy says:
That's rich

Goatboy says:
Well I did half of that, so good luck

Goatboy says:
Stroke Sarah's neck if you swear at her, she likes that

Goatboy says:
At least I didnt say anything, I kept it quiet

Myst1que says:
just shut up

Goatboy says:
Not like Rachel, she was a screamer

Myst1que says:
when

Goatboy says:
amazing the language she came out with

Myst1que says:
just when

Goatboy says:
When she was riding me like a pony in the derby

Goatboy says:
that's when baby

Goatboy says:
Smarts dont it?

Myst1que says:
off

Goatboy says:
That was pretty much it, but with a lot more moaning

Goatboy says:
She looks fantastic when she's worked up

  Myst1que has left the conversation.

Sheepy says:
Are you sure you want us here? bit close to the bone wouldn't you say for only net-mates to see

Goatboy says:
Nah, she started it

Whooo Style! says:
too late!

Goatboy says:
Ah she left

Whooo Style! says:
so was this all true then??

Sheepy says:
Serves here right Goaty

Goatboy says:
Let this be a lesson boys, dont around with pyscho hose beasts

What a post

best one i've ever seen

This was a joke, because it was late and we were both bored.

Damn this is funny.
Cheers Wooo!
I'm printing this out.

Cheers boys!

this convo went on last night in front of myself, sheepy and beware_the_toads.

It was all made up though, lol.

Hmmm.. 2 way fun...

What did this really happen?

or are you just joshing with us?
(hmmmmmm joshin wonder where I pulled that one up from) :)

....

:D

explicit, adult argueing ay? Must 'o' been somewhat emotional??

But then again...

you posted it oh my god

i had to edit us out pretty much Sheepy, but I think we're in there somwehere. Apparently I'm a "HEY BABY" type. thanks.

Hey :D