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"Occupations"

So, what are they?

I'm a student/webdesigner.

Dav1d wrote:

Goatboy: Nooooooooooooo!

Tony: Sorry Goaty
> but Im banning you.....for life!

Goatboy:
> Nooooooooooo!


Hey, I was minding my own business at home when the "Goatphone" rang, I picked it up and was alerted to porn talk here, it was my duty to come and patrol, to ensure a level of decency and taste.
Or something

Turbonutter wrote:
> Thanks you guys. You really killed my topic.

yeah we did! its Dav1d any my fault sorry!
*streaks to apologise*

:-D

Tony: How did this topic start?

Dav1d: erm.......Turbonutter?

Tony: Yes....but who started the sex talk?

Dav1d: Well my tagline......

Tony: hmmmmm....... I dont get it......

Dav1d: Good Good....anyway, Goatboy started it *points and wags finger at Goatboy*

Tony: Well someones going down for this.....

Goatboy: Nooooooooooooo!

Tony: Sorry Goaty but Im banning you.....for life!

Goatboy: Nooooooooooo!

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Next Day

Dav1d: Wonder what Goatboy is up to?....

Goatman: Dont know....perhaps he'll sneak on as another name?!!

Goatboy wrote:
> Fish-e wrote:
> Goatboy, i have something to ask you.

Are you
> in a
> band?????

if you are, is it called
> Barker/parker???


Yep.

which is it called Barker or Parker???

Do you know someone called Matthew Nurse?? he plays the drums.

he said he was related to someone from a band named barker/parker.

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
Only problem is, once we finish,
> I'm sitting
> on the floor, sweating like you wouldn't believe, out of
>
> breath and afraid my tattoos will slide off.

LOL!

It's the truth. I usually get through about 2-3 pints of water onstage, and then a 2ltr bottle straight after, need to sit down for 10 minutes.
Hard to do with people coming up and wanting to say hi etc, but you can't be rude.

Some girl stole my t-shirt last time...dont know why, sopping wet and not a nice thing in the morning.

Women get scary when in groups and drinking.

Thanks you guys. You really killed my topic.

:-D

cookie monster wrote:


Thats a pity this is
> quite fun.


Yeah, because it's smutty humour, nobody is being overtly offensive, but someone will complain, I promise.
But at least right here, right now, we're having a light hearted discussion about sex and stuff.

Goatboy wrote:
Only problem is, once we finish,
> I'm sitting on the floor, sweating like you wouldn't believe, out of
> breath and afraid my tattoos will slide off.

LOL!

hmm an 18+ forum thats a good idea
someone should put it forward
step up notables

Myst1que wrote:
> Fish-e wrote:
> wouldn't you like to know dav1d

nah he didnt
> get any

shhh don't tell anyone :P