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"Attack of the clones!!!"

What do ya know - I was right. The name for Star Wars Ep II has been announced and it only confirms what I was saying on these forums months ago. The plot revolves around the Jedis getting wiped out by a huge cloned army. Who are they clones of? Why Boba Fett of course! He's a clone of Jango Fett and given to Emperor Palpatin as a present. Yoda gets to kick posteria as well. Maybe Samuel L Jackson will get some action in too - Muvver Funner!

What do ya know - I was right. The name for Star Wars Ep II has been announced and it only confirms what I was saying on these forums months ago. The plot revolves around the Jedis getting wiped out by a huge cloned army. Who are they clones of? Why Boba Fett of course! He's a clone of Jango Fett and given to Emperor Palpatin as a present. Yoda gets to kick posteria as well. Maybe Samuel L Jackson will get some action in too - Muvver Funner!

Attack of the clowns?

Sounds interesting....

Send in the clones, the tears of a clone, Martin Clones... I can see the review puns already.

If one of these clones swore a lot and you tripped him up would you be accused of making an obscene clone fall?

Please don't kill me!

Attack of the Clone Monkeys would be better.

Yoda: To win, fight like a jedi you must.

Monkey: Oook,oook,oook!

He could have a huge yellow lightsabre, but he might keep trying to eat it because it looks like a huge cyber-banana.

The sad fate of many a monkey jedi.

Man, could you imagine a Silverback, trained in the Jedi ways that had turned to the Darkside?

I'd pay to watch that.

It would certainly make David Attemborough's wildlife programs much more interesting.

here's a post by Dr gonzo somewhere that tells the plot in LOTS more detail than mine.