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"Attack of the clones!!!"

What do ya know - I was right. The name for Star Wars Ep II has been announced and it only confirms what I was saying on these forums months ago. The plot revolves around the Jedis getting wiped out by a huge cloned army. Who are they clones of? Why Boba Fett of course! He's a clone of Jango Fett and given to Emperor Palpatin as a present. Yoda gets to kick posteria as well. Maybe Samuel L Jackson will get some action in too - Muvver Funner!

Hurrah!

Me and Hoolah wrote the letter and I posted it today to him.

He rules and we told him so.

Long live The Hauser.

MY DVD should arrive within the week.

Wrong film. Doesn't work as well. Maybe he could be Tarzan, DIY Lord of the Sith?

He builds terror.

And Wings Hauser can play Tarzan, Lord of the Sith

David Attenborough and Rolf Harris as Jedi masters. Lucas, are you listening?

here's a post by Dr gonzo somewhere that tells the plot in LOTS more detail than mine.

It would certainly make David Attemborough's wildlife programs much more interesting.

Man, could you imagine a Silverback, trained in the Jedi ways that had turned to the Darkside?

I'd pay to watch that.

The sad fate of many a monkey jedi.