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"Please someone tell me how to become a regular!"

Could someone please tell me how to become a regular.
It would be very helpfull.
Is it something to do with the word count or something?
I don't like a red nickname!
I want a purple one!

I'll destroy your toads of fate and hamsters of hell with my
Dogs of disgruntledness...
Zebras of..... etc. etc.

Don't worry It's tempting but i won't start that again.

Sorry. Nothing annoys me more than slow internet and government morons.

But this is the leader of all the hamsters

*All hail, king of hamsters*

Now hand over the money... whoops, wrong heist.
Now calm down!

Don't you bloody dare. That hamster means everything to me.

BTW there are 665 others so it won't be that bad.

Beware the Toads wrote:
> Damn. I'm downloading loads of stuff so everything's really slow and
> it takes 12 minutes to actually post something so I couldn't tell if
> I'd already posted that so I posted it twice. Sorry.

And to
> Seifer, I don't give a flying f**k whether "Irene" does
> drama, or if "Steve" does IT or if any of the other random
> idiots those morons picked have an IQ sufficiently above room
> temperature to get their dream job.

Calm down or I'll kill the hamster!

Damn. I'm downloading loads of stuff so everything's really slow and it takes 12 minutes to actually post something so I couldn't tell if I'd already posted that so I posted it twice. Sorry.

And to Seifer, I don't give a flying f**k whether "Irene" does drama, or if "Steve" does IT or if any of the other random idiots those morons picked have an IQ sufficiently above room temperature to get their dream job.

There's nothing wrong with thanking me twice...

Send it again and you receive a £5 voucher towards my book!

Thanks guys!

I hope I pass too should be getting my AS Level results soon.

*crosses fingers

Beware the Toads wrote:
> Thanks SDD! It's great to get advice from a real person (I assume
> (:) instead of those government people who write all those crappy
> pamphlets about "Irene who wants to be an actress" and
> look at education through rose tinted spectacles. Idiots.

How come you sent that again?

You probably went to France from Harwich, Felixstowe is a boring container port! (the biggest in Europe apparently!)