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*************PS1 VS PS2:The Console War Poem***************
Back in 1993,
When I was only wee,
PS1 was born,
Into a world of land and sea.
The PS1 was the king,
He was the future of gaming,
His games were great,his graphics were good,
No console could come close to beating.
But seven years later,
Sony created a monster,
The PS2 was unleashed,
And he sold even faster.
His graphics were four times better,
Than his older brother's,
He could even play DVD's,
He was unlike any other.
He could even go online,
PS1 began to wine,
He had all of PS1's powers,
PS1 said'That filthy swine!'
So PS1 ran after PS2,
And said 'You know what I'm gonna do...',
PS2 stopped and looked at his bro,
'...I'm gonna pummel you!'
PS1 jumped on PS2's back,
PS2 threw him hard onto the ground,
He turned around ready to fight,
But PS1 made no sound.
PS2 walked up to PS1,
And said'You are no match for me',
Suddenly PS1 got up and,
Kicked PS2 right in the willy.
PS2 fell to his knees,
And then he started to cough,
He looked up at PS1 and said,
'Now you've really p***ed me off!'
The fight lasted from dawn to dusk,
The two were weak and worn out,
PS1 lay still on the ground,
He was broken and wired about.
PS2 stood triumphantly,
He caught the sun's bright rays,
He looked around and was amazed to see,
People starting to praise.
PS2 had won the battle,
He looked proud and glee,
But something troublesome came into his mind,
'What if there's a PS3!'
By Jakxter
Back in 1993,
When I was only wee,
PS1 was born,
Into a world of land and sea.
The PS1 was the king,
He was the future of gaming,
His games were great,his graphics were good,
No console could come close to beating.
But seven years later,
Sony created a monster,
The PS2 was unleashed,
And he sold even faster.
His graphics were four times better,
Than his older brother's,
He could even play DVD's,
He was unlike any other.
He could even go online,
PS1 began to wine,
He had all of PS1's powers,
PS1 said'That filthy swine!'
So PS1 ran after PS2,
And said 'You know what I'm gonna do...',
PS2 stopped and looked at his bro,
'...I'm gonna pummel you!'
PS1 jumped on PS2's back,
PS2 threw him hard onto the ground,
He turned around ready to fight,
But PS1 made no sound.
PS2 walked up to PS1,
And said'You are no match for me',
Suddenly PS1 got up and,
Kicked PS2 right in the willy.
PS2 fell to his knees,
And then he started to cough,
He looked up at PS1 and said,
'Now you've really p***ed me off!'
The fight lasted from dawn to dusk,
The two were weak and worn out,
PS1 lay still on the ground,
He was broken and wired about.
PS2 stood triumphantly,
He caught the sun's bright rays,
He looked around and was amazed to see,
People starting to praise.
PS2 had won the battle,
He looked proud and glee,
But something troublesome came into his mind,
'What if there's a PS3!'
By Jakxter
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*************PS1 VS PS2:The Console War Poem***************
Back in 1993,
When I was only wee,
PS1 was born,
Into a world of land and sea.
The PS1 was the king,
He was the future of gaming,
His games were great,his graphics were good,
No console could come close to beating.
But seven years later,
Sony created a monster,
The PS2 was unleashed,
And he sold even faster.
His graphics were four times better,
Than his older brother's,
He could even play DVD's,
He was unlike any other.
He could even go online,
PS1 began to wine,
He had all of PS1's powers,
PS1 said'That filthy swine!'
So PS1 ran after PS2,
And said 'You know what I'm gonna do...',
PS2 stopped and looked at his bro,
'...I'm gonna pummel you!'
PS1 jumped on PS2's back,
PS2 threw him hard onto the ground,
He turned around ready to fight,
But PS1 made no sound.
PS2 walked up to PS1,
And said'You are no match for me',
Suddenly PS1 got up and,
Kicked PS2 right in the willy.
PS2 fell to his knees,
And then he started to cough,
He looked up at PS1 and said,
'Now you've really p***ed me off!'
The fight lasted from dawn to dusk,
The two were weak and worn out,
PS1 lay still on the ground,
He was broken and wired about.
PS2 stood triumphantly,
He caught the sun's bright rays,
He looked around and was amazed to see,
People starting to praise.
PS2 had won the battle,
He looked proud and glee,
But something troublesome came into his mind,
'What if there's a PS3!'
By Jakxter
Back in 1993,
When I was only wee,
PS1 was born,
Into a world of land and sea.
The PS1 was the king,
He was the future of gaming,
His games were great,his graphics were good,
No console could come close to beating.
But seven years later,
Sony created a monster,
The PS2 was unleashed,
And he sold even faster.
His graphics were four times better,
Than his older brother's,
He could even play DVD's,
He was unlike any other.
He could even go online,
PS1 began to wine,
He had all of PS1's powers,
PS1 said'That filthy swine!'
So PS1 ran after PS2,
And said 'You know what I'm gonna do...',
PS2 stopped and looked at his bro,
'...I'm gonna pummel you!'
PS1 jumped on PS2's back,
PS2 threw him hard onto the ground,
He turned around ready to fight,
But PS1 made no sound.
PS2 walked up to PS1,
And said'You are no match for me',
Suddenly PS1 got up and,
Kicked PS2 right in the willy.
PS2 fell to his knees,
And then he started to cough,
He looked up at PS1 and said,
'Now you've really p***ed me off!'
The fight lasted from dawn to dusk,
The two were weak and worn out,
PS1 lay still on the ground,
He was broken and wired about.
PS2 stood triumphantly,
He caught the sun's bright rays,
He looked around and was amazed to see,
People starting to praise.
PS2 had won the battle,
He looked proud and glee,
But something troublesome came into his mind,
'What if there's a PS3!'
By Jakxter
I actually enjoyed that..
Impressive, but you haven't mentioned anything about the cube or the xbox
You also failed to mention that the PS1 was better than the PS2.
Didn't the psx come out in '94??
It was very good. I enjoyed it a lot. Thanks for brightening up my morning!
THATS BRILLIANT!
The was really good Jakxter. Well done. :)
Thanks guys,you're welcome!I may do one on gamecube and xbox when I have time.I tried my best to make it enjoyable and funny,I'm glad you liked it.Sorry I missed out some details.
Jakxter wrote:
> Thanks guys,you're welcome!I may do one on gamecube and xbox when I
> have time.I tried my best to make it enjoyable and funny,I'm glad you
> liked it.Sorry I missed out some details.
*cough* gameaday hunter *cough* Only joking, mate! :)
> Thanks guys,you're welcome!I may do one on gamecube and xbox when I
> have time.I tried my best to make it enjoyable and funny,I'm glad you
> liked it.Sorry I missed out some details.
*cough* gameaday hunter *cough* Only joking, mate! :)
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