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*************PS1 VS PS2:The Console War Poem***************
Back in 1993,
When I was only wee,
PS1 was born,
Into a world of land and sea.
The PS1 was the king,
He was the future of gaming,
His games were great,his graphics were good,
No console could come close to beating.
But seven years later,
Sony created a monster,
The PS2 was unleashed,
And he sold even faster.
His graphics were four times better,
Than his older brother's,
He could even play DVD's,
He was unlike any other.
He could even go online,
PS1 began to wine,
He had all of PS1's powers,
PS1 said'That filthy swine!'
So PS1 ran after PS2,
And said 'You know what I'm gonna do...',
PS2 stopped and looked at his bro,
'...I'm gonna pummel you!'
PS1 jumped on PS2's back,
PS2 threw him hard onto the ground,
He turned around ready to fight,
But PS1 made no sound.
PS2 walked up to PS1,
And said'You are no match for me',
Suddenly PS1 got up and,
Kicked PS2 right in the willy.
PS2 fell to his knees,
And then he started to cough,
He looked up at PS1 and said,
'Now you've really p***ed me off!'
The fight lasted from dawn to dusk,
The two were weak and worn out,
PS1 lay still on the ground,
He was broken and wired about.
PS2 stood triumphantly,
He caught the sun's bright rays,
He looked around and was amazed to see,
People starting to praise.
PS2 had won the battle,
He looked proud and glee,
But something troublesome came into his mind,
'What if there's a PS3!'
By Jakxter
Back in 1993,
When I was only wee,
PS1 was born,
Into a world of land and sea.
The PS1 was the king,
He was the future of gaming,
His games were great,his graphics were good,
No console could come close to beating.
But seven years later,
Sony created a monster,
The PS2 was unleashed,
And he sold even faster.
His graphics were four times better,
Than his older brother's,
He could even play DVD's,
He was unlike any other.
He could even go online,
PS1 began to wine,
He had all of PS1's powers,
PS1 said'That filthy swine!'
So PS1 ran after PS2,
And said 'You know what I'm gonna do...',
PS2 stopped and looked at his bro,
'...I'm gonna pummel you!'
PS1 jumped on PS2's back,
PS2 threw him hard onto the ground,
He turned around ready to fight,
But PS1 made no sound.
PS2 walked up to PS1,
And said'You are no match for me',
Suddenly PS1 got up and,
Kicked PS2 right in the willy.
PS2 fell to his knees,
And then he started to cough,
He looked up at PS1 and said,
'Now you've really p***ed me off!'
The fight lasted from dawn to dusk,
The two were weak and worn out,
PS1 lay still on the ground,
He was broken and wired about.
PS2 stood triumphantly,
He caught the sun's bright rays,
He looked around and was amazed to see,
People starting to praise.
PS2 had won the battle,
He looked proud and glee,
But something troublesome came into his mind,
'What if there's a PS3!'
By Jakxter
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Why not take a look at the GAD winning contributions list?
Wakka wrote:
> Well, what is GAD worthy?
Yeah,that's what I want to know.
> Well, what is GAD worthy?
Yeah,that's what I want to know.
Mav wrote:
> Jakxter wrote:
> Yeah,what are ya tryin to say Mav?!You're just jealous because you
> didn't think of doing a poem.
>
> I wouldn't say it was GAD worthy, that's all.
>
> I also think it's pretty safe to say I'm not jealous of it.
Well, what is GAD worthy?
> Jakxter wrote:
> Yeah,what are ya tryin to say Mav?!You're just jealous because you
> didn't think of doing a poem.
>
> I wouldn't say it was GAD worthy, that's all.
>
> I also think it's pretty safe to say I'm not jealous of it.
Well, what is GAD worthy?
Jakxter wrote:
> Yeah,what are ya tryin to say Mav?!You're just jealous because you
> didn't think of doing a poem.
I wouldn't say it was GAD worthy, that's all.
I also think it's pretty safe to say I'm not jealous of it.
> Yeah,what are ya tryin to say Mav?!You're just jealous because you
> didn't think of doing a poem.
I wouldn't say it was GAD worthy, that's all.
I also think it's pretty safe to say I'm not jealous of it.
Legendary Link wrote:
> Wakka wrote:
> Legendary Link wrote:
> 1995, was it not?
>
> What do you mean?
>
> the PS1 was "born" in 1995
Oh right.
> Wakka wrote:
> Legendary Link wrote:
> 1995, was it not?
>
> What do you mean?
>
> the PS1 was "born" in 1995
Oh right.
Jakxter wrote:
> Legendary Link wrote:
> yeah, if i wanna read some ryhmes i like to pick up one of my Dr
> Seus
> books.
>
> Like the Cat in the Hat.
Yes.
> Legendary Link wrote:
> yeah, if i wanna read some ryhmes i like to pick up one of my Dr
> Seus
> books.
>
> Like the Cat in the Hat.
Yes.
Jakxter wrote:
> Legendary Link wrote:
> and in the early days the PS1 was out sold by the Sega Saturn.
>
> Sega Saturn?Never heard of it!
Wow! I can't believe it!
> Legendary Link wrote:
> and in the early days the PS1 was out sold by the Sega Saturn.
>
> Sega Saturn?Never heard of it!
Wow! I can't believe it!
Legendary Link wrote:
> yeah, if i wanna read some ryhmes i like to pick up one of my Dr Seus
> books.
Like the Cat in the Hat.
> yeah, if i wanna read some ryhmes i like to pick up one of my Dr Seus
> books.
Like the Cat in the Hat.
yeah, if i wanna read some ryhmes i like to pick up one of my Dr Seus books.
Legendary Link wrote:
> and in the early days the PS1 was out sold by the Sega Saturn.
Sega Saturn?Never heard of it!
> and in the early days the PS1 was out sold by the Sega Saturn.
Sega Saturn?Never heard of it!
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