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"Drunk Again"

hello everyone I am drunk again asnd surpisingly typing quite well, well I wondered about woth mates and all of a sudden police van draws up and we run in field and I got bad hayfever and had an attack but all ended well.

Boy me and mates have best drunk stories.

GasMask wrote:
> How old are you sheepy?

I think he's underage! About 3 years old I'd put that sheep!
Personally I'd have him culled! (only kiddin')

nice. i like it.

now how does it go again

we argh the btrsh or lime
orf the sprig
meaning is bad
luagjjh dancse ans sh*g?

that right i think

;D

My Drunken Song:

We are all of starlight
And the offspring of chance
Don't worry about The Meaning
Just laugh, drink and dance

How old are you sheepy?

Whahay for the drunkcards!!

Take them outside your house/flat and leave them there. At least you won't smell anything for a while. (Infact, if your hayfever is that bad does it really matter if you take them off?)

oh bum got mud on my shoes

Just look at the topics he wrote!
'The end of sheepy'
'Sheepy has a death wish'

Not saying much are they (I know they are jokes but I just can't resist)

nana

He "wanted" him dead, did he?

Necro!!!

This sheep is going to have to be put down, whoever goes round poisoning harmless sheep with alcohol is SICK and TWISTED. Get that Police van over to er-no's, I'm sure it was him, he wanted him dead last night!