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**er-no gets into his tank**
First he stops of at the station to refuel and buy an 'Ice Blaster' lolly and one of those new 'RastaBillySkank' chocolate bars. Back in the tank he turned on his mobile which was on the 'Grix Thraves' network, he made a quick call to a 'Sniper' he knew who goes by the codename 'Meka Dragon', asking him to position himself near 'Sheepys' house and watch his every movement.
Driving up through Birmingham he starts to get a little sweaty in his tank and accidentely crushes an 'Ant' with the special 'Wookie Monster' tires. Holding onto his new silver 'Strafex' steering wheel he looks into his rearview mirror and spots a child who looks exactly like a goat... some would call him a 'Goatboy'!
Two hours later and feeling in a bit of a 'Time Warp', er-no stops of at a shop called 'Tonys' he buys a 'pb' cereal bar and goes to the special edition 'Armitage Shanks' toilet.
Driving up through the country he spots a man with a monkey, it was a crazy monkey, a bit like a 'Monkey_With_Attitude'.
er-no began to think about the death of the sheep, and how his faithful....**mobile rings**
'Hello er-no, I am in position and with another by the name of 'FantasyMeister'
'Ok, I will be there soon'
'Will I receive a signal?'
'Yes! Over!'
**phone call ends** He quickly changed his mobile ring to a recently downloaded one called 'dRINGo'. With his 'Veron 4' headlights on, and his new 'Edgy' sunglasses er-no knew this was going to end with him in prison facing a judge. 'Your Honour' this and Your Honour that... god he was looking forward to meeting the judge and knowing that with his lawyer 'Dan2k1' he was going to be ok.
Arriving in Scotland he thought of 'The Game' he was going to play with the sheep and how he was going to pay the snipers their huge 'Bonus'...
Before arriving he played a heavy rock tune entitled 'Turbonutter' and then he got out of the tank. He could smell something very 'Fish-e' in the air but decided to go ahead.
With his 'New Jimmy' revolver and quick release side arms he was going to ring the sheep first and scare him to come outside!
**ring ring**
'Hello this is 'Mr Snugglys' and Sheepys answer phone, please leave your mess....
**someone picks it up**
'...hello, sorry about that I was busy in the....
'Is this Sheepy'
'Yes, why?'
'Ever felt squashed like an Ant?'
'Yes, just the other day..
**er-no's line is interrupted**
'This is the Grix Thraves network speaking, you are running low on credit, I am going to cut you off'
'AARRGGGGGGGHHHHH' er-no screamed,
His plan to scare the sheep had failed, now he was mad!
Blood shot eyes, a red face and a temperature close to the surface of Venus er-no got back in his over large car and began to go at speed towards Sheepys house....the snipers saw what was happening and made a run for it.
60mph... 75mph... er-no screamed and laughed insanely, he was going to kill the sheep.. closer, closer, closer....
'muuu hahah ah ahaahahaaa number 43?.... aarrrggghh...'
**CRRRAAASSSHHHH***
Silence filled the air... nothing moved.... and then outstepped Sheepy with a surprised look on his face,
'..some crazy person just crashed into next doors house Ali!'
'Go check if the drivers ok' replied Mr Snuggly.
Sheepy climbed into the tank and looked at the driver's maggled face,
'Is he ok?'
'errrrrrrrr-no.'
First he stops of at the station to refuel and buy an 'Ice Blaster' lolly and one of those new 'RastaBillySkank' chocolate bars. Back in the tank he turned on his mobile which was on the 'Grix Thraves' network, he made a quick call to a 'Sniper' he knew who goes by the codename 'Meka Dragon', asking him to position himself near 'Sheepys' house and watch his every movement.
Driving up through Birmingham he starts to get a little sweaty in his tank and accidentely crushes an 'Ant' with the special 'Wookie Monster' tires. Holding onto his new silver 'Strafex' steering wheel he looks into his rearview mirror and spots a child who looks exactly like a goat... some would call him a 'Goatboy'!
Two hours later and feeling in a bit of a 'Time Warp', er-no stops of at a shop called 'Tonys' he buys a 'pb' cereal bar and goes to the special edition 'Armitage Shanks' toilet.
Driving up through the country he spots a man with a monkey, it was a crazy monkey, a bit like a 'Monkey_With_Attitude'.
er-no began to think about the death of the sheep, and how his faithful....**mobile rings**
'Hello er-no, I am in position and with another by the name of 'FantasyMeister'
'Ok, I will be there soon'
'Will I receive a signal?'
'Yes! Over!'
**phone call ends** He quickly changed his mobile ring to a recently downloaded one called 'dRINGo'. With his 'Veron 4' headlights on, and his new 'Edgy' sunglasses er-no knew this was going to end with him in prison facing a judge. 'Your Honour' this and Your Honour that... god he was looking forward to meeting the judge and knowing that with his lawyer 'Dan2k1' he was going to be ok.
Arriving in Scotland he thought of 'The Game' he was going to play with the sheep and how he was going to pay the snipers their huge 'Bonus'...
Before arriving he played a heavy rock tune entitled 'Turbonutter' and then he got out of the tank. He could smell something very 'Fish-e' in the air but decided to go ahead.
With his 'New Jimmy' revolver and quick release side arms he was going to ring the sheep first and scare him to come outside!
**ring ring**
'Hello this is 'Mr Snugglys' and Sheepys answer phone, please leave your mess....
**someone picks it up**
'...hello, sorry about that I was busy in the....
'Is this Sheepy'
'Yes, why?'
'Ever felt squashed like an Ant?'
'Yes, just the other day..
**er-no's line is interrupted**
'This is the Grix Thraves network speaking, you are running low on credit, I am going to cut you off'
'AARRGGGGGGGHHHHH' er-no screamed,
His plan to scare the sheep had failed, now he was mad!
Blood shot eyes, a red face and a temperature close to the surface of Venus er-no got back in his over large car and began to go at speed towards Sheepys house....the snipers saw what was happening and made a run for it.
60mph... 75mph... er-no screamed and laughed insanely, he was going to kill the sheep.. closer, closer, closer....
'muuu hahah ah ahaahahaaa number 43?.... aarrrggghh...'
**CRRRAAASSSHHHH***
Silence filled the air... nothing moved.... and then outstepped Sheepy with a surprised look on his face,
'..some crazy person just crashed into next doors house Ali!'
'Go check if the drivers ok' replied Mr Snuggly.
Sheepy climbed into the tank and looked at the driver's maggled face,
'Is he ok?'
'errrrrrrrr-no.'
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Oh yey, I am the second person to be in the story, as a lolly!
And I quoth from the story of ER NO!
"First he stops of at the station to refuel and buy an 'Ice Blaster' lolly"
And I quoth from the story of ER NO!
"First he stops of at the station to refuel and buy an 'Ice Blaster' lolly"
SHEEPY!
Ant wrote:
> I get stomped on, eh??
I'm not turning into a Sniper, am I??
> {:)
Nope... I just lost my concentration and accidentely squashed you....
> I get stomped on, eh??
I'm not turning into a Sniper, am I??
> {:)
Nope... I just lost my concentration and accidentely squashed you....
I get stomped on, eh??
I'm not turning into a Sniper, am I?? {:)
I have writer's block. I haven't been able to think of a new story!
I'm not turning into a Sniper, am I?? {:)
I have writer's block. I haven't been able to think of a new story!
*places 20 pound note into er-no's hand*
Then whispers into his ear:
"Try and put my name in next time, huh,"
*Then wezal disapears into the shadows.......*
Then whispers into his ear:
"Try and put my name in next time, huh,"
*Then wezal disapears into the shadows.......*
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Err... a RastaBillySkank chocolate bar... Er... that doesn't sound
> very apetising!!
It tasted great!
There was a chewy bit, a soft bit and a bit that tasted like....
> Err... a RastaBillySkank chocolate bar... Er... that doesn't sound
> very apetising!!
It tasted great!
There was a chewy bit, a soft bit and a bit that tasted like....
Err... a RastaBillySkank chocolate bar... Er... that doesn't sound very apetising!!
:-)
:-)
I think I was going to do it anyway Dav...
:D
:D
See....
If you had left it in that other topic, I doubt more than 5 people would have read it...
With a topic of its own you get about 50!
and next time, you reckon you can slip my name in there somewhere?! (Dynamic Dav1d saves the day!)
If you had left it in that other topic, I doubt more than 5 people would have read it...
With a topic of its own you get about 50!
and next time, you reckon you can slip my name in there somewhere?! (Dynamic Dav1d saves the day!)
wezal wrote:
> very clever use of words there er-no
Thank You!
> very clever use of words there er-no
Thank You!
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