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"SHEEPY HAS A DEATH WISH...."

...well then, I have had enough! The stupid Sheep won't quit trying to annoy me. Clearly though this time he has gone to far... I asked him to stop but no.. I gave him numerous warnings but no.

I am left to do the only thing possible in destroying this disgusting foot and mouth carrying sheep, I am going to have to kill him.

Sorry Guys. Its too late.

'''er-no gets in his Land Rover VAMPIRE* and travels to Scotland'''

*er-no drives a Vampire because they wouldn't sell him a tank.

(All a joke)

Trust a sheep to find such a serious thing funny (:P)...

Now heres what I am gonna do:

**er-no gets into his tank**

First he stops of at the station to refuel and buy an 'Ice Blaster' lolly and one of those new 'RastaBillySkank' chocolate bars. Back in the tank he turned on his mobile which was on the 'Grix Thraves' network, he made a quick call to a 'Sniper' he knew who goes by the codename 'Meka Dragon', asking him to position himself near 'Sheepys' house and watch his every movement.

Driving up through Birmingham he starts to get a little sweaty in his tank and accidentely crushes an 'Ant' with the special 'Wookie Monster' tires. Holding onto his new silver 'Strafex' steering wheel he looks into his rearview mirror and spots a child who looks exactly like a goat... some would call him a 'Goatboy'!

Two hours later and feeling in a bit of a 'Time Warp', er-no stops of at a shop called 'Tonys' he buys a 'pb' cereal bar and goes to the special edition 'Armitage Shanks' toilet.

Driving up through the country he spots a man with a monkey, it was a crazy monkey, a bit like a 'Monkey_With_Attitude'.
er-no began to think about the death of the sheep, and how his faithful....**mobile rings**

'Hello er-no, I am in position and with another by the name of 'FantasyMeister'

'Ok, I will be there soon'

'Will I receive a signal?'

'Yes! Over!'

**phone call ends** He quickly changed his mobile ring to a recently downloaded one called 'dRINGo'. With his 'Veron 4' headlights on, and his new 'Edgy' sunglasses er-no knew this was going to end with him in prison facing a judge. 'Your Honour' this and Your Honour that... god he was looking forward to meeting the judge and knowing that with his lawyer 'Dan2k1' he was going to be ok.

Arriving in Scotland he thought of 'The Game' he was going to play with the sheep and how he was going to pay the snipers their huge 'Bonus'...

Before arriving he played a heavy rock tune entitles 'Turbonutter' and then he got out of the tank. He could smell something very 'Fish-e' in the air but decided to go ahead.

With his 'New Jimmy' revolver and quick release side arms he was going to ring the sheep first and scare him to come outside!

**ring ring**

'Hello this is 'Mr Snugglys' and Sheepys answer phone, please leave your mess....
**someone picks it up**
'...hello, sorry about that I was busy in the....
'Is this Sheepy'
'Yes, why?'
'Ever felt squashed like an Ant?'
'Yes, just the other day..

**er-no's line is interrupted**

'This is the Grix Thraves network speaking, you are running low on credit, I am going to cut you off'

'AARRGGGGGGGHHHHH' er-no screamed

Blood shot eyes, a red face and a temperature close to the surface of Venus er-no got back in his car and began to go at speed towards Sheepys house....the snipers saw what was happening and made a run for it.

60mph... 75mph... er-no screamed and laughed insanely, he was going to kill the sheep.. closer, closer, closer....

'muuu hahah ah ahaahahaaaaa'

**CRRRAAASSSHHHH***

Silence filled the air... nothing moved.... and then outstepped Sheepy with a surprised look on his face,

'..some crazy person just crashed into next doors house Ali!'

'Go check if the drivers ok' replied Mr Snuggly.

Sheepy climbed into the tank and looked at the driver's maggled face,

'Is he ok?'

'errrrrrrrr-no.'

I'll only get the Sheep if that get's the vote's in!

I think I will beware of toads, I keep hearing ribbit noises from behin... YAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! The toads are coming in! ARRRRGGGGHHH

BEWARE THE TOADS!!!

What have you 2 got to offer?....

Why should anyone vote for you?.......

What have you got that all the other regulars havent got?.....

Seifer wrote:
> 'This is another annoying Party Political Broadcast by the Seifer
> for Noteable Party'

'VOTE ME, I WILL ALSO GET THE TOADS!'

Technically I only say to beware of toads, I'm not actually a toad, so I'll...er...I'll just sneak out of this forum...

Dav1d wrote:
> Seifer - Vote of Confidence

Just thought I would say that if I
> was a regular I would vote for
> you.............................

If you paid me
> £1,000,000..........

or slaughtered the sheep!

I'll slaughter the sheep! And you'll be a regular by tommorow morning or should I say this morning!

How many people will vote for me or is Dav1d going loony?

Seifers's motto: Slay sycho sheep, save someone's skin.

'This is another annoying Party Political Broadcast by the Seifer for Noteable Party'

'VOTE ME, I WILL ALSO GET THE TOADS!'
'YOUR COUNTRY DOESN'T NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME'
'DIG FOR VICTORY (or in this case bury me as quickly as possible)'

Seifer - Vote of Confidence

Just thought I would say that if I was a regular I would vote for you.............................

If you paid me £1,000,000..........

or slaughtered the sheep!

Here is the solution: Lets slaughter everyone who has posted in this topic apart from me because I am a toad and will only become a sheep if someone kisses me, and no hardware is available as of yet to make this possible over the internet.

It's the only way to be sure.

I'm not a Noteable! Even though I wanna be one!

*This is a Party Political Broadcast by the Seifer for Noteable Party*

*VOTE SEIFER - YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
A VOTE FOR SEIFER IS A VOTE FOR A NAFF FOG CHATROOM
VOTE ME OR THE SHEEP GETS IT!*