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In response to turbonutter's 10 step guide to being a ninty, I risk my chances of ever being accepted here by doing this...
1) Buy every single game in a series, claiming them to be a new game even though they're only slightly different.
2) If there's boobs in it, it must be good.
3) If a game has a slight change in it, then it is a completely different game, and it, and all its sequels and prequels must be purchased.
4) If there's big boobs in it, then it's even better.
5) Despite the similarity to its predecessors, buy every single game in a series, but explain how different they really are.
6) Steal other people's ideas.
7) Although, like a Westlife hit, there is very little difference between this game and others in the franchise, buy all of them, and insist on them being completely different games.
8) Surrender your imagination, sense of wonder and individuality.
9) It's a different Number! It's a whole new game! Let's buy it!
10) Complain that every single game on every single other format is unbearably crap, and should never have existed.
11) Buy it, even though it is essentially the same as its predecessor.
12) Claim that colour is childish.
-bm03
"I'll be off, then..."
1) Buy every single game in a series, claiming them to be a new game even though they're only slightly different.
2) If there's boobs in it, it must be good.
3) If a game has a slight change in it, then it is a completely different game, and it, and all its sequels and prequels must be purchased.
4) If there's big boobs in it, then it's even better.
5) Despite the similarity to its predecessors, buy every single game in a series, but explain how different they really are.
6) Steal other people's ideas.
7) Although, like a Westlife hit, there is very little difference between this game and others in the franchise, buy all of them, and insist on them being completely different games.
8) Surrender your imagination, sense of wonder and individuality.
9) It's a different Number! It's a whole new game! Let's buy it!
10) Complain that every single game on every single other format is unbearably crap, and should never have existed.
11) Buy it, even though it is essentially the same as its predecessor.
12) Claim that colour is childish.
-bm03
"I'll be off, then..."
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Over half of those points were the 'sequel argument.'
Or the 'total bol**cks' argument as I like to call it.
Or the 'total bol**cks' argument as I like to call it.
Close, but it was number 12.
PURPLE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
PURPLE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Has to be the Big Boobs one! :-D
There are only 4 different points in that, and in my opinion, one is valid.
Try and guess which one.
Try and guess which one.
BM03 wrote:
>-bm03
"I'll be off, then..."
Bye.
>-bm03
"I'll be off, then..."
Bye.
In response to turbonutter's 10 step guide to being a ninty, I risk my chances of ever being accepted here by doing this...
1) Buy every single game in a series, claiming them to be a new game even though they're only slightly different.
2) If there's boobs in it, it must be good.
3) If a game has a slight change in it, then it is a completely different game, and it, and all its sequels and prequels must be purchased.
4) If there's big boobs in it, then it's even better.
5) Despite the similarity to its predecessors, buy every single game in a series, but explain how different they really are.
6) Steal other people's ideas.
7) Although, like a Westlife hit, there is very little difference between this game and others in the franchise, buy all of them, and insist on them being completely different games.
8) Surrender your imagination, sense of wonder and individuality.
9) It's a different Number! It's a whole new game! Let's buy it!
10) Complain that every single game on every single other format is unbearably crap, and should never have existed.
11) Buy it, even though it is essentially the same as its predecessor.
12) Claim that colour is childish.
-bm03
"I'll be off, then..."
1) Buy every single game in a series, claiming them to be a new game even though they're only slightly different.
2) If there's boobs in it, it must be good.
3) If a game has a slight change in it, then it is a completely different game, and it, and all its sequels and prequels must be purchased.
4) If there's big boobs in it, then it's even better.
5) Despite the similarity to its predecessors, buy every single game in a series, but explain how different they really are.
6) Steal other people's ideas.
7) Although, like a Westlife hit, there is very little difference between this game and others in the franchise, buy all of them, and insist on them being completely different games.
8) Surrender your imagination, sense of wonder and individuality.
9) It's a different Number! It's a whole new game! Let's buy it!
10) Complain that every single game on every single other format is unbearably crap, and should never have existed.
11) Buy it, even though it is essentially the same as its predecessor.
12) Claim that colour is childish.
-bm03
"I'll be off, then..."
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