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"Too Much Star Wars...."

Over the last 5 days on Sky I have seen:

A New Hope: 3 times
The Empire Strikes Back: 4 times
Return of the Jedi: 5 times
The Phantom Menace: 4 times

Improved much my Star Wars lingo has. Know the films word for word I almost do.

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DeltaJava wrote:
> That he's a robot who drinks java beans coffee in the night?

Nah, that's me. *Seifer looks around openly for anyone who has spotted the obvious mistake... Everybody stares at me.... damn!*

His house?
50% of 50% of Microsoft Corporation?
The patent for 1k BASIC?
Mrs. Gates?

That he's a robot who drinks java beans coffee in the night?

What? An X-Box which doesn't work? Read on in Bill Gates's will you'll find something else!

*Strange, thinks FM, I was about to buy one of those in March 2002...*

*FM finds Bill Gates will. He reads to where FM is left an old VCR sized box with a large X on it which doesn't work*

*FM shoots Seifer*

If you shoot me, I'll leave you something in my will!

*FM thinks about reaching for his laser, but it's too damn hot and he can't be bothered, plus the fact that Seifer's tag MAY actually speak the truth and he doesn't want to kill one of his idols.*

Ah! Rather uneventful then! I think I haven't seen the original Star Wars film close to 10 years now!
Go on shoot me!

*Seifer ties the blindfold around his head and tells FM to get on with it!*