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Found this quiz on a website and thought this would be the right place to post it!
1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A) Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
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Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B) In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6. The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A) Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like me
C) People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B) People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I am
10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C) California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A) Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
----
Score 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
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You dont need to reply quoting my message all the time...
Just to get your word count up.....
Just to get your word count up.....
1. I have moss growing:
A) In my garden
B)
> In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open
> my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C)
> Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A)
> Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I
> want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B)
> Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The
> Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about
> "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative
> of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6.
> The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A)
> Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly
> from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen
> pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C)
> Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The
> Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like
> me
C) People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B)
> People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I
> am
10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C)
> California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an
> unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A)
> Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me?
> Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
----
Score 0 for each
> A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep.
> You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some
> stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch
> it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a
> note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
I got 19+!
A) In my garden
B)
> In my bathroom
C) In my kitchen
D) On my teeth
2. When I open
> my mouth at parties, people:
A) Listen
B) Ease away slowly
C)
> Stuff a live weasel down my throat
3. I think computers are:
A)
> Uninteresting
B) Interesting
C) Too damn small for the stuff I
> want to do
4. I think sheep are:
A) Uninteresting
B)
> Interesting
C) Annoyingly far away from where I live
5. The
> Usenet Oracle is:
A) A pack of weenies who think about
> "Lisa" way too much
B) Interesting
C) Not appreciative
> of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me
6.
> The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
A)
> Difficult to understand
B) Impossible to understand
C) Clearly
> from a different planet
D) How should I know? I've only seen
> pictures
7. Bill Gates is:
A) Bill who?
B) Very wealthy
C)
> Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products
D) The
> Antichrist
8. In general, people:
A) Like me
B) Don't like
> me
C) People? What people?
9. My friends are:
A) Diverse
B)
> People I know from work or school
C) Wearing the same clothing I
> am
10. My dream vacation is:
A) Tibet
B) Europe
C)
> California
D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an
> unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
A)
> Abysmal
B) Adequate
C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me?
> Never!
D) They pay people to do this?
----
Score 0 for each
> A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.
19 or more: Yep.
> You're a computer geek, all right.
13 - 18: You're a geek of some
> stripe or another.
7 - 12: Probably not a geek, but watch
> it...
0 - 6: If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a
> note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?
I got 19+!
Although you would be very lucky Snoop, I'm afraid thats not the prize....
All you get is a piece of mouldy cheese, which I will send to you in the post if you want?!
All you get is a piece of mouldy cheese, which I will send to you in the post if you want?!
Oh forgot I was replying to this...
what do I remember... got 5 I think.
One question was about opening mouth at parties... I open mouth and DRINK :D
And sheep are the best :D
what do I remember... got 5 I think.
One question was about opening mouth at parties... I open mouth and DRINK :D
And sheep are the best :D
1. I have moss growing in
can't say it here
2. When I open
my mouth at parties, people:
watch me break my personal record at drinking Bud
3. I think computers are:
Interesting
4. I think sheep are:
funny in wallace and gromit
5. The
> Usenet Oracle is:
the what now?
6.
> The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
what gender is christina ricci again?
7. Bill Gates is:
Bill who?
8. In general, people:
People? What people?
9. My friends are:
People I know from work or school
10. My dream vacation is:
In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an
> unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
They pay people to do this?
can't say it here
2. When I open
my mouth at parties, people:
watch me break my personal record at drinking Bud
3. I think computers are:
Interesting
4. I think sheep are:
funny in wallace and gromit
5. The
> Usenet Oracle is:
the what now?
6.
> The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:
what gender is christina ricci again?
7. Bill Gates is:
Bill who?
8. In general, people:
People? What people?
9. My friends are:
People I know from work or school
10. My dream vacation is:
In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an
> unlimited supply of coffee
11. My job prospects are:
They pay people to do this?
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