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> At Special Reserve we pride ourselves on Customer satisfaction with a capital "C".
This was a joke of course, really we love our customer and believe they should be treated like a capital "S".
(Scurries off hoping that nobody will take his joke seriously, and worries that they might not realise that capital "C" is meant to stand for "Crap" in the jest of things)
Yeah but don't quote me.
> The thing which does annoy me is that this morning i found out that my digimon world review has not been added to the review list as i remember pressing send and looking at the finished proccessed version of it.
I'll ask webby whether it is possible for us to "lose" a review.
> At Special Reserve we pride ourselves on Customer satisfaction with
> a capital "C".
As part of this program you will find a
> white-board and marker pen in each cubicle bearing the name of the
> member of staff who last cleaned and tidied this area, and the time,
> plus a list of any carcenogenic materials used in the clensing
> process, and a list of the latest Gameaday winners.
We strive to
> judge the Gameaday competition within a few days of the entry date.
> But for the personal safety of the member of staff concerned we do
> not reveal the name of the party of Final Judgement.
In some
> cases the cubicles may not be cleaned for periods of up to three
> hours while the staff are serving your food. If during this time
> somebody has crapped or peed all over the place, or defaced the
> walls with the market pen provided, then we apologise sincerely and
> hope you will report the matter to the management, via any junior
> member of staff on the tills.
During heavily pressurised spells
> the Gameaday judgement may take up to seven days or longer and we
> sincerely regret the stress this may bring to bear on the anxious
> participants. Our advice is to remain calm and read the safety
> procedures to be found in front of your seat. Please do not vent
> your anger on the cubicle, as this is not in the interest of others
> queuing outside in the fog.
Just return as often as possible to
> check the list at your convenience. Rest assured that you probably
> have not won.
If you see any Ants or other unwelcome creatures on
> your visit please stomp them in the interest of hygene.
This does not bother me all that much but wouldn't the "C" in customer satisfaction cover the latest up to date game a day selections.
The thing which does annoy me is that this morning i found out that my digimon world review has not been added to the review list as i remember pressing send and looking at the finished proccessed version of it.
(may i apologize for not putting any full stop's in where they are as i am finding it difficult to find the key with no glasse's on!
As part of this program you will find a white-board and marker pen in each cubicle bearing the name of the member of staff who last cleaned and tidied this area, and the time, plus a list of any carcenogenic materials used in the clensing process, and a list of the latest Gameaday winners.
We strive to judge the Gameaday competition within a few days of the entry date. But for the personal safety of the member of staff concerned we do not reveal the name of the party of Final Judgement.
In some cases the cubicles may not be cleaned for periods of up to three hours while the staff are serving your food. If during this time somebody has crapped or peed all over the place, or defaced the walls with the market pen provided, then we apologise sincerely and hope you will report the matter to the management, via any junior member of staff on the tills.
During heavily pressurised spells the Gameaday judgement may take up to seven days or longer and we sincerely regret the stress this may bring to bear on the anxious participants. Our advice is to remain calm and read the safety procedures to be found in front of your seat. Please do not vent your anger on the cubicle, as this is not in the interest of others queuing outside in the fog.
Just return as often as possible to check the list at your convenience. Rest assured that you probably have not won.
If you see any Ants or other unwelcome creatures on your visit please stomp them in the interest of hygene.
Sunday i submitted a review and it was decent enough to get game a day i check out game a day today and some one got a prize for giving cheats!!!!
> Ant wrote:
> Sorry hard. :b
Ant, do we really need to know
> aobut your sex life?
:-D
You what??
You have a dirty mind RBS...a dirty mind...
ICE AGE COMING
> Sorry hard. :b
Ant, do we really need to know aobut your sex life?
:-D