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"Problem Solved!!!!!!!"

I solved the problem! Well, to be honest, it took about 7 of us to figure it out, but we did it!

What problem? What mystery?

I'll tell you:

Why women go to the toilet in pairs.

Be honest, it's plagued the best of us for years, but now I have the answer. Read on.....

Women go to the toilet in pairs because if they don't there's nothing for them to do. They'd just sit there. So they go in pairs to chat.

Why don't blokes go in pairs? Because there's something for them to do. There's always a challenge. The task when blokes go to the toilet is to propel either a fag butt, or a bit of chewing gum (which are always in urinals) into one of the holes in the kind of filter thingy at the bottom of the urinal.

That's also why blokes (mostly) drink pints, so you go to the loo more so you have more of a chance of getting that fag butt down the hole.

This is also why girls drink (normally) smaller drinks, hooch, reef etc, and why they make sure they have the same number as their mate.


I think thats sorted now, please discuss.

My sister once went into a mens toilet by mistake, (there was nobody in there btw) and she was shocked because it only had one mirror in the entire bathroom! When I asked what she meant she said that they had loads of mirrors in the women's loo!

This just sums up women, they are incredibally vain, I mean a friend at school, redid her hair and makeup for an exam, then got out her hairbrush, mirror, tissues and pencil case, to take into the exam!

Women are too wierd.

I do play "Toilet Brick Football" with those little yellow smelly lozenge things.
Get from one end to the other.

Except for those big metal sheet urinals, where the object is to make as much noise as possible by straining, balancing that with not fouling yourself due to internal pressure.

The loo for men is a test of macho ability, not a time fer talking.

I don't smoke or use chewing gum, but there's always bits of it in the bottom of the urinals.

It's a helluva challenge to get one down the plug hole. I've done it once in about 3 years.

Your Honour wrote:
> I'm concerned.

I'm the only who has admitted to trying to get fag
> butts and chewing gum down the plug hole.

Please tell me someone
> else does this!

sorry, I dont smoke and chewing gum makes me feel sick!

seeya

Women go to the loo in pairs to chat about the men. Haven't you heard women walking out of the loo say, "Yeah but then he did this and that........." I think they go in to gossip about men, and I also have a sneaky suspision that they are wimps and need each other for moral support when they go to the loo!!!

*I mean it's just so traumatsing!!!!!!*

Well there's my thoughts. Oh one other thing that bugs me about women and toilets, especially if your out for the day like at Blackpool or you've gone shopping, they will always give you their shopping bage, so if you have got to go to the loo, then you have got to manauver in the loo with half a dozen bags!

That bugs me!

I'm concerned.

I'm the only who has admitted to trying to get fag butts and chewing gum down the plug hole.

Please tell me someone else does this!

Yah.
An ex once spent 40 minutes in the loo in a pub.
I got concerned and went in.
There she was with 4 others, consoling one girl who was in tears over some noise.

Imagine that, blokes all hugging in the toilet.

Wouldnt happen.
(remembers his Thora Hird or Brad Pitt survey)

Hmm...no repressed urges in this forum, no siree

It's to talk has they have nothing else to do.

Whereas blokes can go singly as they have the challenge of potting the chewing gum down the plug hole type thingy.

Opinion on the original topic or the moron post that followed it?

*easy Goaty..they know not what they do*

Women going to the loo in pairs is a mystery, they offer us reasons but they lie.

Someone else must have an opinion on this!!