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I solved the problem! Well, to be honest, it took about 7 of us to figure it out, but we did it!
What problem? What mystery?
I'll tell you:
Why women go to the toilet in pairs.
Be honest, it's plagued the best of us for years, but now I have the answer. Read on.....
Women go to the toilet in pairs because if they don't there's nothing for them to do. They'd just sit there. So they go in pairs to chat.
Why don't blokes go in pairs? Because there's something for them to do. There's always a challenge. The task when blokes go to the toilet is to propel either a fag butt, or a bit of chewing gum (which are always in urinals) into one of the holes in the kind of filter thingy at the bottom of the urinal.
That's also why blokes (mostly) drink pints, so you go to the loo more so you have more of a chance of getting that fag butt down the hole.
This is also why girls drink (normally) smaller drinks, hooch, reef etc, and why they make sure they have the same number as their mate.
I think thats sorted now, please discuss.
What problem? What mystery?
I'll tell you:
Why women go to the toilet in pairs.
Be honest, it's plagued the best of us for years, but now I have the answer. Read on.....
Women go to the toilet in pairs because if they don't there's nothing for them to do. They'd just sit there. So they go in pairs to chat.
Why don't blokes go in pairs? Because there's something for them to do. There's always a challenge. The task when blokes go to the toilet is to propel either a fag butt, or a bit of chewing gum (which are always in urinals) into one of the holes in the kind of filter thingy at the bottom of the urinal.
That's also why blokes (mostly) drink pints, so you go to the loo more so you have more of a chance of getting that fag butt down the hole.
This is also why girls drink (normally) smaller drinks, hooch, reef etc, and why they make sure they have the same number as their mate.
I think thats sorted now, please discuss.
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What you said as far as womens shopping sounds like me buying a computer game, when I've got £30 to spend and I've no idea what to get, all I know is that I need a new game.
I go in every computer game shop, only to compare prices though, and to see what is on special offer, and to make sure I cant get a discount anywhere!
That is why I go shopping BY MYSELF, so I dont have to bore anyone else! Why cant women be so considerate, and only go shopping with other girls!???!??
I go in every computer game shop, only to compare prices though, and to see what is on special offer, and to make sure I cant get a discount anywhere!
That is why I go shopping BY MYSELF, so I dont have to bore anyone else! Why cant women be so considerate, and only go shopping with other girls!???!??
lol
Man shopping:
Thinks to himself, what do I need to buy today? Some shoes, probably black, and a couple of shirts.
Man wanders down to shop. Sees a couple of possible pairs of shoes. Tries them on, walks around a bit in each, making sure they're comfortable. Makes a decision, buys a pair.
Goes to the shop next door, looks at a couple of shirts, makes a decision, buys one (or maybe 2).
Total time spent in the 2 shops, an hour, tops.
Woman shopping:
What do I want to buy today? God knows, I'll just drag my poor bloke around ALL DAY so he misses the football.
Goes to one shop, looks around, can't make a decision to save her life, Might come back for that later, she thinks.
Goes to next shop, does the same. Repeat until 5 minutes before closing time.
Go back to first shop to buy the VERY FIRST THING SHE LOOKED AT. After buying she looks at her watch and says "Oh dear is that the time? Have we missed the football?" SMiles innocently to herself and walks out of the shop leaving me mightily annoyed!
Thinks to himself, what do I need to buy today? Some shoes, probably black, and a couple of shirts.
Man wanders down to shop. Sees a couple of possible pairs of shoes. Tries them on, walks around a bit in each, making sure they're comfortable. Makes a decision, buys a pair.
Goes to the shop next door, looks at a couple of shirts, makes a decision, buys one (or maybe 2).
Total time spent in the 2 shops, an hour, tops.
Woman shopping:
What do I want to buy today? God knows, I'll just drag my poor bloke around ALL DAY so he misses the football.
Goes to one shop, looks around, can't make a decision to save her life, Might come back for that later, she thinks.
Goes to next shop, does the same. Repeat until 5 minutes before closing time.
Go back to first shop to buy the VERY FIRST THING SHE LOOKED AT. After buying she looks at her watch and says "Oh dear is that the time? Have we missed the football?" SMiles innocently to herself and walks out of the shop leaving me mightily annoyed!
Grix Thraves wrote:
> This might be an easy one, but why do women like shopping and men
> don't? That's confused me for a while... how they could be so bloody
> enthusiastic about it.
I cannot answer this one, it escapes me. I like shopping, for computer stuff, and I like shopping for books. But clothes shopping is horrible, I feel so uncomfortable, I much prefer buying clothes via catalogues, they are much better!
> This might be an easy one, but why do women like shopping and men
> don't? That's confused me for a while... how they could be so bloody
> enthusiastic about it.
I cannot answer this one, it escapes me. I like shopping, for computer stuff, and I like shopping for books. But clothes shopping is horrible, I feel so uncomfortable, I much prefer buying clothes via catalogues, they are much better!
Heh, very good YH. Iguana's sitting back reading this, knowing the answers, and laughing maliciously...
This might be an easy one, but why do women like shopping and men don't? That's confused me for a while... how they could be so bloody enthusiastic about it.
Thanks.
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Exactly!
(Thank God someone else admitted to doing that 'shoot the fag butt with a spray of urine' thingy. Phew!)
(Thank God someone else admitted to doing that 'shoot the fag butt with a spray of urine' thingy. Phew!)
Your Honour wrote:
> I'm concerned.
I'm the only who has admitted to trying to get fag
> butts and chewing gum down the plug hole.
Please tell me someone
> else does this!
I know (and do) exactly what you mean!
Women go to the toilet together to re-group. They have arguments, they cry over ex's, they plan how to pull that fit guy at the bar, they talk about whether or not they should go home with that guy they pulled. It's big business for women; a small, gender specific social event within the confines of pub or club. Women make new friends while sat on the bog!
Men go to the toilet for one thing (except those daring men that occasionally go for two things), to "make room for more ale!".
Any issues guys have with other guys can easily be settled with fisticuffs out on the street at the end of the night.
> I'm concerned.
I'm the only who has admitted to trying to get fag
> butts and chewing gum down the plug hole.
Please tell me someone
> else does this!
I know (and do) exactly what you mean!
Women go to the toilet together to re-group. They have arguments, they cry over ex's, they plan how to pull that fit guy at the bar, they talk about whether or not they should go home with that guy they pulled. It's big business for women; a small, gender specific social event within the confines of pub or club. Women make new friends while sat on the bog!
Men go to the toilet for one thing (except those daring men that occasionally go for two things), to "make room for more ale!".
Any issues guys have with other guys can easily be settled with fisticuffs out on the street at the end of the night.
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