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I bought a book for my stepbrother called "Great lies To Tell Small Children", which is basically a cartoon book made by the bloke who invented the suicide bunnies.
Within it's fairly decent sized pages, are lots of little white lies you could tell kids (extremely funny...but cruel) and little illustrations to go with it.
Such lies are
In June each year Scotland is towed 3000 miles south so it can have a summer. Only 10% of Scots know this
When you become a teenager you grow more hair and you may get spots. Your nose then grows small teeth called "denticles"
If you break the law of gravity, the penalty is hanging
They seriously are really funny.
So come on freeola, lets make our own set of funny/cruel white lies to tell kids (well, the last bit is optional...)
I'll start:
During a fire drill
"Don't worry kids, this isn't a fire drill, it's a bomb scare. If worse comes to worse, put your head between your legs and kiss your bum goodbye"
Within it's fairly decent sized pages, are lots of little white lies you could tell kids (extremely funny...but cruel) and little illustrations to go with it.
Such lies are
In June each year Scotland is towed 3000 miles south so it can have a summer. Only 10% of Scots know this
When you become a teenager you grow more hair and you may get spots. Your nose then grows small teeth called "denticles"
If you break the law of gravity, the penalty is hanging
They seriously are really funny.
So come on freeola, lets make our own set of funny/cruel white lies to tell kids (well, the last bit is optional...)
I'll start:
During a fire drill
"Don't worry kids, this isn't a fire drill, it's a bomb scare. If worse comes to worse, put your head between your legs and kiss your bum goodbye"
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I bought a book for my stepbrother called "Great lies To Tell Small Children", which is basically a cartoon book made by the bloke who invented the suicide bunnies.
Within it's fairly decent sized pages, are lots of little white lies you could tell kids (extremely funny...but cruel) and little illustrations to go with it.
Such lies are
In June each year Scotland is towed 3000 miles south so it can have a summer. Only 10% of Scots know this
When you become a teenager you grow more hair and you may get spots. Your nose then grows small teeth called "denticles"
If you break the law of gravity, the penalty is hanging
They seriously are really funny.
So come on freeola, lets make our own set of funny/cruel white lies to tell kids (well, the last bit is optional...)
I'll start:
During a fire drill
"Don't worry kids, this isn't a fire drill, it's a bomb scare. If worse comes to worse, put your head between your legs and kiss your bum goodbye"
Within it's fairly decent sized pages, are lots of little white lies you could tell kids (extremely funny...but cruel) and little illustrations to go with it.
Such lies are
In June each year Scotland is towed 3000 miles south so it can have a summer. Only 10% of Scots know this
When you become a teenager you grow more hair and you may get spots. Your nose then grows small teeth called "denticles"
If you break the law of gravity, the penalty is hanging
They seriously are really funny.
So come on freeola, lets make our own set of funny/cruel white lies to tell kids (well, the last bit is optional...)
I'll start:
During a fire drill
"Don't worry kids, this isn't a fire drill, it's a bomb scare. If worse comes to worse, put your head between your legs and kiss your bum goodbye"
Page: