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Within it's fairly decent sized pages, are lots of little white lies you could tell kids (extremely funny...but cruel) and little illustrations to go with it.
Such lies are
In June each year Scotland is towed 3000 miles south so it can have a summer. Only 10% of Scots know this
When you become a teenager you grow more hair and you may get spots. Your nose then grows small teeth called "denticles"
If you break the law of gravity, the penalty is hanging
They seriously are really funny.
So come on freeola, lets make our own set of funny/cruel white lies to tell kids (well, the last bit is optional...)
I'll start:
During a fire drill
"Don't worry kids, this isn't a fire drill, it's a bomb scare. If worse comes to worse, put your head between your legs and kiss your bum goodbye"
...I don't like the ladies to have hairy chests...
> Shepps 123 wrote:
> how about the traditional:
>
> "if you eat your crusts it'll put hair on your chest"
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> Doesn't this put girls off eating the crusts?
depends on whether the girl like men with hairy chests!
Rubbish.
"santa is real, so be good"
For a short while it works.
"If you don't do as i say, you're not going to get that
Kinda works, but you need to be ruthless enough to carry it out.
"Your mum said no. So you can't"
Hide the fact that it isn't true yet it has power behind those words.
> When the ice cream van plays a tune it means they're sold out.
I like that one :-)
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Every night, the cat buries a new piece of chocolate in the litter box.
The yellow snow tastes the best.
When the ice cream van plays a tune it means they're sold out.
And one for the festive season...
Sorry son, It's just been on Sky News, Santa has been gored to death by his reindeer.
:-)
> how about the traditional:
>
> "if you eat your crusts it'll put hair on your chest"
Doesn't this put girls off eating the crusts?
"Eating carrots will make you able to see in the dark"
For years I believed that my vision was superior to other children's at school :).
"if you eat your crusts it'll put hair on your chest"
Although, maybe there's some truth in it