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Ok this is a joke about an Irishman and an English man but because it has to be about gaming we will choose, Mario=Englishman The Cog off Conker’s bad fur day=Irishman (I think he’s Irish but what the hell Mario isn’t English)
Ok here goes, Mario and the Cog where in a LARA CROFT JEEP crossing the desert (as you do every day)
When they were about half way and whichever way you looked it was sand the jeep started humping like Cough Cough, and it suddenly stopped.
Mario popped up the bonnet and the cog and himself got out and had a peek, “The engine has exploded” said Mario, “no no no it just needs more petrol” said Cog, “don’t be so stupid said Mario it’s got a big crack running down the middle of it, we will have to try and walk for help, after a long pause cog said “well ok then”. Mario started sorting out the water and essential supplies when the car started shaking violently, “what the hell are you doing Cog!?” cog had ripped off the door and was trying to get a comfortable hold on it when he said looking at Mario puzzled “well if it get hot I can just wind down the window can’t I?”
Thanks for reading and hope you found it funny.
Gas
Ok here goes, Mario and the Cog where in a LARA CROFT JEEP crossing the desert (as you do every day)
When they were about half way and whichever way you looked it was sand the jeep started humping like Cough Cough, and it suddenly stopped.
Mario popped up the bonnet and the cog and himself got out and had a peek, “The engine has exploded” said Mario, “no no no it just needs more petrol” said Cog, “don’t be so stupid said Mario it’s got a big crack running down the middle of it, we will have to try and walk for help, after a long pause cog said “well ok then”. Mario started sorting out the water and essential supplies when the car started shaking violently, “what the hell are you doing Cog!?” cog had ripped off the door and was trying to get a comfortable hold on it when he said looking at Mario puzzled “well if it get hot I can just wind down the window can’t I?”
Thanks for reading and hope you found it funny.
Gas
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you've posted this before. fool. or is this dejavou???
LOL! :D
Ok this is a joke about an Irishman and an English man but because it has to be about gaming we will choose, Mario=Englishman The Cog off Conker’s bad fur day=Irishman (I think he’s Irish but what the hell Mario isn’t English)
Ok here goes, Mario and the Cog where in a LARA CROFT JEEP crossing the desert (as you do every day)
When they were about half way and whichever way you looked it was sand the jeep started humping like Cough Cough, and it suddenly stopped.
Mario popped up the bonnet and the cog and himself got out and had a peek, “The engine has exploded” said Mario, “no no no it just needs more petrol” said Cog, “don’t be so stupid said Mario it’s got a big crack running down the middle of it, we will have to try and walk for help, after a long pause cog said “well ok then”. Mario started sorting out the water and essential supplies when the car started shaking violently, “what the hell are you doing Cog!?” cog had ripped off the door and was trying to get a comfortable hold on it when he said looking at Mario puzzled “well if it get hot I can just wind down the window can’t I?”
Thanks for reading and hope you found it funny.
Gas
Ok here goes, Mario and the Cog where in a LARA CROFT JEEP crossing the desert (as you do every day)
When they were about half way and whichever way you looked it was sand the jeep started humping like Cough Cough, and it suddenly stopped.
Mario popped up the bonnet and the cog and himself got out and had a peek, “The engine has exploded” said Mario, “no no no it just needs more petrol” said Cog, “don’t be so stupid said Mario it’s got a big crack running down the middle of it, we will have to try and walk for help, after a long pause cog said “well ok then”. Mario started sorting out the water and essential supplies when the car started shaking violently, “what the hell are you doing Cog!?” cog had ripped off the door and was trying to get a comfortable hold on it when he said looking at Mario puzzled “well if it get hot I can just wind down the window can’t I?”
Thanks for reading and hope you found it funny.
Gas
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