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"My little joke"

Ok this is a joke about an Irishman and an English man but because it has to be about gaming we will choose, Mario=Englishman The Cog off Conker’s bad fur day=Irishman (I think he’s Irish but what the hell Mario isn’t English)

Ok here goes, Mario and the Cog where in a LARA CROFT JEEP crossing the desert (as you do every day)
When they were about half way and whichever way you looked it was sand the jeep started humping like Cough Cough, and it suddenly stopped.
Mario popped up the bonnet and the cog and himself got out and had a peek, “The engine has exploded” said Mario, “no no no it just needs more petrol” said Cog, “don’t be so stupid said Mario it’s got a big crack running down the middle of it, we will have to try and walk for help, after a long pause cog said “well ok then”. Mario started sorting out the water and essential supplies when the car started shaking violently, “what the hell are you doing Cog!?” cog had ripped off the door and was trying to get a comfortable hold on it when he said looking at Mario puzzled “well if it get hot I can just wind down the window can’t I?”

Thanks for reading and hope you found it funny.
Gas

I'd heard this joke before but hey, it's nice to read something different.
Makes a refreshing change from the 'Sony vs Sega vs Nintendo vs X-box' tripe that dominates these forums.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is sooooooooo

NOT FUNNY

GasMask wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I've heard that joke so many times ad
> it's just not funny anymore.

Darn I thought I was the only one
> who knew that one. ;)


If it makes you feel any better it is the first time that i've heard it. : D

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I've heard that joke so many times ad it's just not funny anymore.

Darn I thought I was the only one who knew that one. ;)

hahahahah ha, that's funny, Cog hahahaha, what a name.

err what was the joke again?

I've heard that joke so many times ad it's just not funny anymore.

jesus christ. WHY THE HELL POST IT TWISE YOU DUMB COMPUTER
:)

I didn’t think enough people read my other post. I was bored, checked the last place I put this in and to my astonishment nobody had replied!! I started my own topic and to my astonishment I got some replies!!!

Thanks Toad. Nice to see that at least one person enjoys my joke... Oh sorry Dav1d you aswell.

I went out to buy Operation Flashpoint yesterday and the minimum specs were 400mz, 8mb graphics, 64 ram, and like 300mb h/d space. This is all fine except i dont have the 400mz. I bought my computer 2 years ago and the fastest thing out then was a 500mz pentium 3.

In 2 years the CPU speed has evolved so fast. The fastest out now is well i have seen 1900mz!!

I couldn't get operation flashpoint either :( so i bought resident evil 2 for only 8 quid :)

I didn’t think enough people read my other post. I was bored, checked the last place I put this in and to my astonishment nobody had replied!! I started my own topic and to my astonishment I got some replies!!!

Thanks Toad. Nice to see that at least one person enjoys my joke... Oh sorry Dav1d you aswell.

I went out to buy Operation Flashpoint yesterday and the minimum specs were 400mz, 8mb graphics, 64 ram, and like 300mb h/d space. This is all fine except i dont have the 400mz. I bought my computer 2 years ago and the fastest thing out then was a 500mz pentium 3.

In 2 years the CPU speed has evolved so fast. The fastest out now is well i have seen 1900mz!!

I couldn't get operation flashpoint either :( so i bought resident evil 2 for only 8 quid :)

It's dejavou caused by over-exposure to an unoriginal joke. Still a good'un though!