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"POLL: Why is this.....?"

Ok, more drunk ramblings from my brother and I from the last weekend.

We asked a load of girls, some we did know and some that we didn't:

If they had to kiss either a really ugly bloke, or a really attractive girl, which would they go for? About 95% said the really attractive girl.

Now, when the question was asked to the blokes (really attractive bloke or really ugly girl) the answer was that they'd all go for the really ugly girl.

Why is this?

Chris Morris

I am the Tarrant wrote:
> I suppose.

But Les Dennis though....


Alright! What funny man would you like to offer you a drink then eh?!

I suppose.

But Les Dennis though....

*Sigh*

Yes yes alright! But you get what I mean eh?

And Les Dennis is with Amanda Holden, so there might be something to this "Funny Bone" thing

Your Honour wrote:
> Ok FM, whatever.....

:-)

Here's another one, girls say looks
> don't matter, and that they like a bloke with a sense of
> humour.

Say this to them:

Ok, if you walked into a bar and
> Brad Pitt (Mel Gibson or whatever) was sitting there, as was Les
> Dennis, and they both offered you a drink, which one would you
> accept?


Point proven methinks.

Oh yeah, Goaty, by the way,
> I'm 20



ahh, but Les Dennis has the fact that he's a t1t working against him. Not a fair contest.

The thing is, humour does work, but if your a spud then it doesn't matter.

Always be willing to make a joke at your own expense, women like to feel superior sometimes.

Oh and pay attention to their mouths, words come out. Words are important.

Goatboy wrote:
> Other common lies to make men feel better:

"Sense of humour
> is most important"
"It's what you do with it that
> counts"
"It was on sale"
"I think of you more
> like a brother"
"I love you, I'm just not in love with
> you"
"Just a bit of time, give us time to
> breathe"
"It's ok, that happens to most men at some
> point"
"It's just that you were really excited, dont
> worry"
"ill think about it"

Ok FM, whatever.....

:-)

Here's another one, girls say looks don't matter, and that they like a bloke with a sense of humour.

Say this to them:

Ok, if you walked into a bar and Brad Pitt (Mel Gibson or whatever) was sitting there, as was Les Dennis, and they both offered you a drink, which one would you accept?


Point proven methinks.

Oh yeah, Goaty, by the way, I'm 20

Other common lies to make men feel better:

"Sense of humour is most important"
"It's what you do with it that counts"
"It was on sale"
"I think of you more like a brother"
"I love you, I'm just not in love with you"
"Just a bit of time, give us time to breathe"
"It's ok, that happens to most men at some point"
"It's just that you were really excited, dont worry"