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I understood the first paragraph... but then I just got bored.
Now then now then. What is going of here then, i think iw ill try my best to write a long reply here and maybe even try to make it my longest ever. My i just say don't complain about my spelling and grammer because as i type i will be looking at the key board and almost certainly not proof read what I have wrote.
Now then i would like to start by saying that aren't there some good films conig to the cinemas lately. Take for example this little lot tomb raider, Jurassic park 3, final fantasy, rush hour 2, all great films. I cant wait to see rush hour 2, i say the first one and it is currently one of my favourite films. The main stars in the first movie were Jacky Chan and Chris Tucker, they were a great pair and worked really well together adding both action and humour to the film. I was really happy to find out that both of them are also staring in the new movie. Rush hour 2 has the potential to be an awsome flick. Anyway now moving back over to the gaming side of things, sort of anyway. Final Fantasy the movie could be the film of the year in my opinion. If the film is anything like the quality of the video sequences from the playstation games then it should be an absoloute cracker. No actual people play characters from the game, meaning Mr T won't have the role of barret, all the characters are sort of computer designed. I think that the characters will have been designed in pretty much the same way as the toy story stars were created. Of course people will have to do the voices of the charaters so maybe if barret is in the film he will use lots of Mr T phrases like "You stupid fool". Hey what is that noise. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
*Suddenly the roof of sticks house collapses and a t-rex whips stick out of his seat with its collosus gob. Fortunatly for stick the rex's grip was only loose and he managed to escape. Stick got on his feat and remember something from a Jurassic Park film about the T-Rex's vision been based on movement. The Rex started jogging towards him.*
To hell with this.
*Stick decides to make a run for it, the rex goes after him in hot persuit. Luckily for Stick there is a 50 time renforced concrete cylinder laying at the bottom of his garden, he manages to dive inside it. The Rex starts rolling it over and over, tossing stick all over the place in side it. Eventually the rex rolls the cylinder up against a sky scraper and is unable to continue rolling it, now that his fun has been spoiled he walks off upset. The rex is so upset that stick can see massive drops of tears falling from his face.*
Hey sorry rex, come back. I will treat you to a happy meal at McDonalds.
*The rex comes jogging back over to stick, his jog has a kind of bounce to it indicating that he is happy. The Rex lifts stick up onto his back and marches on down the road toward McDonalds.*
See all is well that ends well isn't it. I would just like to leave you with a couple of rubbish sayings for you to ignore. Is it wrong to fear a 50ft Tyranasauros Rex just cos it prays on warm blooded animals like us humans, I don't think that it is. Afterall you can't be shure if it means to harm you until it has actually bitten you now can you. Remeber next ime you see a 50ft Tyranasauros Rex charging towards you that it is also just an animal, with feelings just like you. Don't runa way terrified, stay and try to console it with words of comfort. If people and animals learn to get on with each other then the world will be a better place for all.
Well I am sorry to report to you that i think i have failed in writing my longest reply ever. I worte a Topic called something like where are consoles heading that was slighly longer than this one. That topic took me ages to write and i thought that it was very good as did the two people that replied to it. That is a good thing about writing long topics i suppose, it doesn't matter how many gramatical mistakes you make cos nobody will read it anyway. See that also proves that there is good to come out of everything, even wasted time and effort. Well now that i have just wrote this extra bit of text i am now happy to report that i think this is my longest reply. Does this cause for celebration, nah not really that would be poitless.
Well then i guess i should be on my way now, there are other topics out there that need me. Don't worry though i will most likely be back tomorrow to grace this topic with my meaningless talk. So then until tomorrow i think it is time for me to leave.
Hey what can you do? This is my new favourite saying. I have been using it a lot since i have been on these forums, i would change my tag line to it but i like Nothing left to lose, that is what i have got at the moment. The line has attitude i think and that is why i like it so much. Anyway must dash, see you tomorrow or maybe even later on tonight, who knows.
Now then i would like to start by saying that aren't there some good films conig to the cinemas lately. Take for example this little lot tomb raider, Jurassic park 3, final fantasy, rush hour 2, all great films. I cant wait to see rush hour 2, i say the first one and it is currently one of my favourite films. The main stars in the first movie were Jacky Chan and Chris Tucker, they were a great pair and worked really well together adding both action and humour to the film. I was really happy to find out that both of them are also staring in the new movie. Rush hour 2 has the potential to be an awsome flick. Anyway now moving back over to the gaming side of things, sort of anyway. Final Fantasy the movie could be the film of the year in my opinion. If the film is anything like the quality of the video sequences from the playstation games then it should be an absoloute cracker. No actual people play characters from the game, meaning Mr T won't have the role of barret, all the characters are sort of computer designed. I think that the characters will have been designed in pretty much the same way as the toy story stars were created. Of course people will have to do the voices of the charaters so maybe if barret is in the film he will use lots of Mr T phrases like "You stupid fool". Hey what is that noise. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
*Suddenly the roof of sticks house collapses and a t-rex whips stick out of his seat with its collosus gob. Fortunatly for stick the rex's grip was only loose and he managed to escape. Stick got on his feat and remember something from a Jurassic Park film about the T-Rex's vision been based on movement. The Rex started jogging towards him.*
To hell with this.
*Stick decides to make a run for it, the rex goes after him in hot persuit. Luckily for Stick there is a 50 time renforced concrete cylinder laying at the bottom of his garden, he manages to dive inside it. The Rex starts rolling it over and over, tossing stick all over the place in side it. Eventually the rex rolls the cylinder up against a sky scraper and is unable to continue rolling it, now that his fun has been spoiled he walks off upset. The rex is so upset that stick can see massive drops of tears falling from his face.*
Hey sorry rex, come back. I will treat you to a happy meal at McDonalds.
*The rex comes jogging back over to stick, his jog has a kind of bounce to it indicating that he is happy. The Rex lifts stick up onto his back and marches on down the road toward McDonalds.*
See all is well that ends well isn't it. I would just like to leave you with a couple of rubbish sayings for you to ignore. Is it wrong to fear a 50ft Tyranasauros Rex just cos it prays on warm blooded animals like us humans, I don't think that it is. Afterall you can't be shure if it means to harm you until it has actually bitten you now can you. Remeber next ime you see a 50ft Tyranasauros Rex charging towards you that it is also just an animal, with feelings just like you. Don't runa way terrified, stay and try to console it with words of comfort. If people and animals learn to get on with each other then the world will be a better place for all.
Well I am sorry to report to you that i think i have failed in writing my longest reply ever. I worte a Topic called something like where are consoles heading that was slighly longer than this one. That topic took me ages to write and i thought that it was very good as did the two people that replied to it. That is a good thing about writing long topics i suppose, it doesn't matter how many gramatical mistakes you make cos nobody will read it anyway. See that also proves that there is good to come out of everything, even wasted time and effort. Well now that i have just wrote this extra bit of text i am now happy to report that i think this is my longest reply. Does this cause for celebration, nah not really that would be poitless.
Well then i guess i should be on my way now, there are other topics out there that need me. Don't worry though i will most likely be back tomorrow to grace this topic with my meaningless talk. So then until tomorrow i think it is time for me to leave.
Hey what can you do? This is my new favourite saying. I have been using it a lot since i have been on these forums, i would change my tag line to it but i like Nothing left to lose, that is what i have got at the moment. The line has attitude i think and that is why i like it so much. Anyway must dash, see you tomorrow or maybe even later on tonight, who knows.
*SULZEER hands trows the spear in sticks direction but wolf man intercepts it, he now throws it at Stick who just manages to move out of the way in time. The spear carries on in the air and sails off the edge of the cliff.*
Noooo.
*Stick jumps down after it only to realise he is falling to his doom. He then gets cuaght by a gust of wind that places him safely on the ground. Moments later wolf man comes crashing down besides him, SULZEER had luanched him from the cliff to his grave. THE END*
Please don't bother tuning in later as i might write another very short but extremely boring story.
Noooo.
*Stick jumps down after it only to realise he is falling to his doom. He then gets cuaght by a gust of wind that places him safely on the ground. Moments later wolf man comes crashing down besides him, SULZEER had luanched him from the cliff to his grave. THE END*
Please don't bother tuning in later as i might write another very short but extremely boring story.
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