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A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin late one night and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your
car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I
thought I'd gone deaf."
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your
car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I
thought I'd gone deaf."
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Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ashtrays in his house?
He puts his fags out in the pool.
He puts his fags out in the pool.
Remember drink driving isn't something to be laughed at people get hurt and killed through it.
Remeber Kill your speed before you kill someone else. I know that's more for speeding than drunk driving but hey it's a good tip all the same.
Look at me going all serious, I forgot that I had a serious side. Noooo I'm a monster, what have i turned into. Ahhh.
Only messing I haven't turned into a monster but seriously though. : )
Remeber Kill your speed before you kill someone else. I know that's more for speeding than drunk driving but hey it's a good tip all the same.
Look at me going all serious, I forgot that I had a serious side. Noooo I'm a monster, what have i turned into. Ahhh.
Only messing I haven't turned into a monster but seriously though. : )
It's a joke! - it isn't true. It is fiction.
Don't worry... he's just messing about.... everyone has their days.... and then there me and RBS who mess about all the time!
Don't worry... he's just messing about.... everyone has their days.... and then there me and RBS who mess about all the time!
A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin late one night and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your
car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I
thought I'd gone deaf."
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your
car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I
thought I'd gone deaf."
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