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"My Joke"

A drunken man is driving through the city of Dublin late one night and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"

"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few miles back, your wife fell out of your
car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute there, I
thought I'd gone deaf."

Here's your daily CyberCheeze!

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Ashley wrote:

Haveyou done your theory yet. I past it today with 33!

Congatulations. Yes i have done the test and I got the full 35, but i did a lot of revision before so i was really well prepared.

Have you gat your test booked, mine is booked for the 17 of August.

Stick474 wrote:
> Whoooo Style! wrote:
> Stick mate, not very many of us are old
> enough to drive so your
> message is mostly wasted. What a
> waste of a post.

I'm 17 and taking driving lessons. Just thought
> that I would tell you that, even though really it is another wasted
> post. : )

Haveyou done your theory yet. I past it today with 33!

Whoooo Style! wrote:
> lol. I'm mad on cars, but being 15 kinda gives me a problem about
> driving.

Don't worry it wont be long til your behind a wheel, til then you can grand theft auto and see what you have to do to get a car for free.

lol. I'm mad on cars, but being 15 kinda gives me a problem about driving.

Whoooo Style! wrote:
> You jammy get. Wish I was old enough to drive. What kind of car do
> you want?

Jsut one that gets me from A to B at first, but first i'll need to find out where A and B are located.

Anyway I don't know much about cars so any will do at first.

The Game wrote:
and then there me
> and RBS who mess about all the time!

Too true... *Throws Game off a cliff*
Heheheheh

SPLAT

oops...

;-D

You jammy get. Wish I was old enough to drive. What kind of car do you want?

Whoooo Style! wrote:
> Stick mate, not very many of us are old enough to drive so your
> message is mostly wasted. What a waste of a post.

I'm 17 and taking driving lessons. Just thought that I would tell you that, even though really it is another wasted post. : )

Stick mate, not very many of us are old enough to drive so your message is mostly wasted. What a waste of a post.