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My idea, which I am sure has been brought to attention before, is to have 5 forum funnies noted, not so surprisingly, as the funniest of the forums.
If the idea were to be sanctioned by the powers-that-be we could all vote to select 5 people, as was the case with the Notable Vote. It would mean nothing other than to put a title to their name and to point out the 'gaffers (not bosses) and laffers' of the forum!
Is anyone of the same mind with regards to this?!
The way I see it, is that if we have sections as well as stages in membership, we could encourage more people to stay and make a name for themselves...
The idea of winning a free game might be a little far fetched for some to grasp, but being a part of a gaming community might seem more believable.
I don't know if the Notables could be voted because of a mix-up in status and colour! Not that I mind as FM and Grix would probably be in my list, but if it were to be 5 fresh people, as it were, it would be a little more viable for the Notables and Staff, methinks!
It's just an idea... and please don't suggest loads of other groups because A) It will ruin the chances of getting anymore at all and B) SR will run out of colours!
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If the idea were to be sanctioned by the powers-that-be we could all vote to select 5 people, as was the case with the Notable Vote. It would mean nothing other than to put a title to their name and to point out the 'gaffers (not bosses) and laffers' of the forum!
Is anyone of the same mind with regards to this?!
The way I see it, is that if we have sections as well as stages in membership, we could encourage more people to stay and make a name for themselves...
The idea of winning a free game might be a little far fetched for some to grasp, but being a part of a gaming community might seem more believable.
I don't know if the Notables could be voted because of a mix-up in status and colour! Not that I mind as FM and Grix would probably be in my list, but if it were to be 5 fresh people, as it were, it would be a little more viable for the Notables and Staff, methinks!
It's just an idea... and please don't suggest loads of other groups because A) It will ruin the chances of getting anymore at all and B) SR will run out of colours!
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cooldogs wrote:
> The best joke I have ever heard is this one:
Railway station
> announcements:
Will the train now standing on platform 7 kindly
> get back on the rails.
Can the passengers taking the 6:45 train
> to Paddington please put it back.
The train now arriving at
> platforms, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways.
LMAO! I've got a good one here:
"School Answering Machine"
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of
your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the
right staff member, please listen to all options before
making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -
Press 2
To complain about what we do - Press 3
To cuss out staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was
already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins
mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -
Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year -
Press 8
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class
work, homework, and that it's NOT the teacher's fault for
your child(ren)'s lack of effort -
HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
> The best joke I have ever heard is this one:
Railway station
> announcements:
Will the train now standing on platform 7 kindly
> get back on the rails.
Can the passengers taking the 6:45 train
> to Paddington please put it back.
The train now arriving at
> platforms, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways.
LMAO! I've got a good one here:
"School Answering Machine"
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of
your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the
right staff member, please listen to all options before
making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work -
Press 2
To complain about what we do - Press 3
To cuss out staff members - Press 4
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was
already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins
mailed to you - Press 5
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -
Press 7
To request another teacher for the third time this year -
Press 8
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
To complain about school lunches - Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class
work, homework, and that it's NOT the teacher's fault for
your child(ren)'s lack of effort -
HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
The best joke I have ever heard is this one:
Railway station announcements:
Will the train now standing on platform 7 kindly get back on the rails.
Can the passengers taking the 6:45 train to Paddington please put it back.
The train now arriving at platforms, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways.
Railway station announcements:
Will the train now standing on platform 7 kindly get back on the rails.
Can the passengers taking the 6:45 train to Paddington please put it back.
The train now arriving at platforms, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways.
"i'm about as funny as a small armish dancing monkey wearing a pink bobble hat who answers to the name of Tiden-king-of-the-thwibbles."
*looks above*
"see what i mean"
*looks above*
"see what i mean"
Ant wrote:
> Make me a Jokeable. If you don't, I'll steal all your sugar, and my
> Ant colony will make you all cower like cowardly cowards! Got it,
> arsewipes?? :D :D :D
*Steps on Ants' Colony*
There, that put payed the l3ugger
> Make me a Jokeable. If you don't, I'll steal all your sugar, and my
> Ant colony will make you all cower like cowardly cowards! Got it,
> arsewipes?? :D :D :D
*Steps on Ants' Colony*
There, that put payed the l3ugger
Make me a Jokeable. If you don't, I'll steal all your sugar, and my Ant colony will make you all cower like cowardly cowards! Got it, arsewipes?? :D :D :D
The Game wrote:
(Quite what we were doing by a cliff is beyond me, but
> we don't think that far a head!)
We were there testing the anti-shark repellent remember?
:-))D)D)D))D)D
(Quite what we were doing by a cliff is beyond me, but
> we don't think that far a head!)
We were there testing the anti-shark repellent remember?
:-))D)D)D))D)D
That is by far and away the poorest joke I've ever heard, Shocky!
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> The Game wrote:
> I consider myself a Batman
I consider my
> self Robin
*Tweet tweet*
OI! Wrong sound
> effects!
Sorry...
Duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna
> BATMAN...
That's better...
**************
Pawn off my joke will you?!
*Game runs at RBs... RBS moves, Game hits into Sniper who falls off cliff...*
(Quite what we were doing by a cliff is beyond me, but we don't think that far a head!)
> The Game wrote:
> I consider myself a Batman
I consider my
> self Robin
*Tweet tweet*
OI! Wrong sound
> effects!
Sorry...
Duna duna duna duna duna duna duna duna
> BATMAN...
That's better...
**************
Pawn off my joke will you?!
*Game runs at RBs... RBS moves, Game hits into Sniper who falls off cliff...*
(Quite what we were doing by a cliff is beyond me, but we don't think that far a head!)
Shocktrooper wrote:
> Cr@p joke coming up:
"Shocky, err, you look terrible mate.
> Not ANOTHER cold!?!" Exclaimed MJ.
"Yep, *sniff*, my nose
> is running again..." Replied Shocky with a rather dull
> tone.
"Quick, you'd better run after it! Your nose is getting
> away!" Shouted MJ knowing the joke was bad.
* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *
Why did I have top say the cr@p joke?
> Cr@p joke coming up:
"Shocky, err, you look terrible mate.
> Not ANOTHER cold!?!" Exclaimed MJ.
"Yep, *sniff*, my nose
> is running again..." Replied Shocky with a rather dull
> tone.
"Quick, you'd better run after it! Your nose is getting
> away!" Shouted MJ knowing the joke was bad.
* ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** *
Why did I have top say the cr@p joke?
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> I consider my self Robin
Well, I know everyone just WANTS to be me but there will be only one Turbonutter.
> I consider my self Robin
Well, I know everyone just WANTS to be me but there will be only one Turbonutter.
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