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Read, become confused and don't take it to heart:
Characters:
Cornelius the obese, black & white, not very intellectual, running cow who's goal in life is to reach the long green, luscious grass. Antagonistic frying & flying cowpats! Aim: to fly in the frying pans at Cornelius from all directions to stop him reaching his goal!
Game:
Cornelius is a lost & lonely, obese and naturally very hungry cow (Bull probably as he is male), which has been split up from his family of obese cows, who now reside in the luscious long green grass, away from Cornelius. His mission is to reach his family, and eat once more, but there's trouble in front of him. On his way a strong Hurricane builds up, with flying cowpats, in frying pans, being hurled at him from many directions.
Cornelius must reach his family without getting splat more than 3 times by the steaming delights...Using the Directional buttons, you can control Cornelius - move & down, backwards/forwards (the scenery will be scrolling naturally) in order to avoid his possible doom. Add to his challenge, rocks and mischievous bundles of hay that block his path and you've got a superb game.
5 difficulty levels of course, for the more able avoider of insane flying 'n' frying cow pats. Graphically acceptable, with lots of happy and revolting sounds! Bonus levels will happen whenever Cornelius catches a rare golden pat, a mini level will start up giving the chance to gain an extra life again!
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It's got to happen...
> What about the multiplayer options of the PC! This could be bigger
> than Counter Strike!!! There would be hundreds of clans!!! OK, bags
> having [UkPaTs]. Stick, you with me?
Yeah I'm with you Whoooo Style! this does have the potentail to be massive, especially if it uses the multiplayer options that the PC has to offer. I can see it now millions of gamers world wide flocking to there PC's to throw cow pats at each other via the internet. That truly would be a dream come true.
> (Bull
> probably as he is male)
no, it's all true i tell ya!
sorry not funny, but i am very very bored.