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Top Five things you can learn from driving games:
5: Good lane discipline - weave between the lanes to avoid the traffic.
4: Your car runs not on fuel, but on time. If you don't reach a checkpoint you will run out of time, and your car will stop moving.
3: If you crash don't worry, keep going, nobody minds!
2: Cars have a 'Nitro boost' button, but you can only press it a certain number of times.
1: Though there is a brake, it need never be used, taking your finger (or foot) from the accelerator works just as well.
Top Five things you can learn from First Person Shooters
5: Abandoned warehouses often contain large deposits of ammunition.
4: When people die, they disappear shortly afterwards.
3: You can crawl as fast as you can walk, plus nobody will see you.
2: You can carry a large arsenal of weapons about your person, including rocket launchers, grenades and land mines, without stuggling to hold them all.
1: eating the food straight from the floor, no matter how long it has been there will not make you sick, it will make you stronger!
Top Five things you can learn from RPGs.
5: People will wander around their village for hours on end, telling you the same thing every time you speak to them.
4: Bad guys will wait for you to hit them before they hit back.
3: Evil villians never destroy the weapons that can defeat them, but hide them in deep dungeons.
2: Monsters will be invisible until the moment they chose to attack.
1: Shopkeepers will refuse to buy important items from you, but will happily give you money for your junk!
Top Five things you can learn from Real Time Strategies:
5: One man alone can build a town centre, and these town centres can produce fully grown men.
4: Men cannot walk between trees, they must go around them all.
3: Men can live for many hundreds of years.
2: All enemies wear the same colour, and never think to change colours to trick you.
1: Rome WAS built in a day. In fact it was built in under a minute.
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5: Good lane discipline - weave between the lanes to avoid the traffic.
4: Your car runs not on fuel, but on time. If you don't reach a checkpoint you will run out of time, and your car will stop moving.
3: If you crash don't worry, keep going, nobody minds!
2: Cars have a 'Nitro boost' button, but you can only press it a certain number of times.
1: Though there is a brake, it need never be used, taking your finger (or foot) from the accelerator works just as well.
Top Five things you can learn from First Person Shooters
5: Abandoned warehouses often contain large deposits of ammunition.
4: When people die, they disappear shortly afterwards.
3: You can crawl as fast as you can walk, plus nobody will see you.
2: You can carry a large arsenal of weapons about your person, including rocket launchers, grenades and land mines, without stuggling to hold them all.
1: eating the food straight from the floor, no matter how long it has been there will not make you sick, it will make you stronger!
Top Five things you can learn from RPGs.
5: People will wander around their village for hours on end, telling you the same thing every time you speak to them.
4: Bad guys will wait for you to hit them before they hit back.
3: Evil villians never destroy the weapons that can defeat them, but hide them in deep dungeons.
2: Monsters will be invisible until the moment they chose to attack.
1: Shopkeepers will refuse to buy important items from you, but will happily give you money for your junk!
Top Five things you can learn from Real Time Strategies:
5: One man alone can build a town centre, and these town centres can produce fully grown men.
4: Men cannot walk between trees, they must go around them all.
3: Men can live for many hundreds of years.
2: All enemies wear the same colour, and never think to change colours to trick you.
1: Rome WAS built in a day. In fact it was built in under a minute.
Please, add your own!
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Grandprix wrote:
> Sonic CD was brill. I thought it was easy though. There was one hard
> level and racing Metal Sonic was great fun.
Racing against Metal Sonic (i thought he was called Marble Sonic!) was one of the best bits in the game. The only hard bit in the game was traveling back in time and destroying that machine so the future would be a good future and not a bad one. Hope they make a Sonic CD 2!!! (doubt it, seeing as thought the Mega CD didn't do that well and hardly anybody still has one. Still got mine though!!!)
Darkreaper
> Sonic CD was brill. I thought it was easy though. There was one hard
> level and racing Metal Sonic was great fun.
Racing against Metal Sonic (i thought he was called Marble Sonic!) was one of the best bits in the game. The only hard bit in the game was traveling back in time and destroying that machine so the future would be a good future and not a bad one. Hope they make a Sonic CD 2!!! (doubt it, seeing as thought the Mega CD didn't do that well and hardly anybody still has one. Still got mine though!!!)
Darkreaper
Sonic CD was brill. I thought it was easy though. There was one hard level and racing Metal Sonic was great fun.
Agreed, but it was reeeealy hard!
I loved Sonic CD, it was HUUUUUGGE!
Top Five things you can learn from Sonic:
1. Hedgehogs are blue and wear red shoes
2. Hedgehogs can break the sound barrier
3. A hedgehog's best friend is normally a fox with two tails
4. Hedgehogs like to collect rings. If they get 100 they get an extra life
5. If a hedgehog touches a sign with Past/Future written on it then break the sound barrier they travel Back/Forward in time.....
Darkreaper
1. Hedgehogs are blue and wear red shoes
2. Hedgehogs can break the sound barrier
3. A hedgehog's best friend is normally a fox with two tails
4. Hedgehogs like to collect rings. If they get 100 they get an extra life
5. If a hedgehog touches a sign with Past/Future written on it then break the sound barrier they travel Back/Forward in time.....
Darkreaper
5 things you can learn from Mario games:
1:Don't ever and I mean ever get on Peach's bad side.
2:If your small then eat you mushrooms!
3:If you want to jump somewhere get your brother to do it!
4:Before you eat the mushroom check to see if it's got a face!
5:Always look behind pipes whenever you come across them!
1:Don't ever and I mean ever get on Peach's bad side.
2:If your small then eat you mushrooms!
3:If you want to jump somewhere get your brother to do it!
4:Before you eat the mushroom check to see if it's got a face!
5:Always look behind pipes whenever you come across them!
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Top Five things you can learn from Beat'em ups:
1. You can beat the crap out of each other for hours and not receive a single bruise, scratch or nose bleed
2. You can have your arm's, leg's, back and neck broken many times and still be able to walk
3. You can do super special moves that will ko your opponent in one move, without breaking your knuckles
4. By simply putting your arms in front of your face you can block any punch or kick and not get hurt
5. You can deify gravity by leaping miles into the air, by spinning around while hovering with your legs sticky out or by repeatedly kicking somebody in the head many, many times.
Darkreaper
1. You can beat the crap out of each other for hours and not receive a single bruise, scratch or nose bleed
2. You can have your arm's, leg's, back and neck broken many times and still be able to walk
3. You can do super special moves that will ko your opponent in one move, without breaking your knuckles
4. By simply putting your arms in front of your face you can block any punch or kick and not get hurt
5. You can deify gravity by leaping miles into the air, by spinning around while hovering with your legs sticky out or by repeatedly kicking somebody in the head many, many times.
Darkreaper
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