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"Snakes on a Train"

That is not a spelling mistake. The film was made around the time of Snakes on a Plane, obviously as a cheap rip off. It may actually be watchable seen as Plane wasnt that good anyway.

I'll give you my opinion in 90 minutes.

That is not a spelling mistake. The film was made around the time of Snakes on a Plane, obviously as a cheap rip off. It may actually be watchable seen as Plane wasnt that good anyway.

I'll give you my opinion in 90 minutes.

Saw it in Woolies for 4 quid along with some other titles with similar names to bigger movies.

I remember the pictures on the back making it look like it had been shot with a shoddy hand-cam.

Hopefully it's so bad that it becomes good. :D

Geffdof wrote:
> as Plane wasnt that good anyway.

That was a given from the word 'go'. Pretty much every previous snake movie has been campy, watch the actors chew the scenery kind of stuff.

Should get a report in a mo' :)

"Snakes down the drain"

[URL]http://imdb.com/title/tt0843873/[/URL]

Hedfix wrote:
> "Snakes down the drain"
>
> [URL]http://imdb.com/title/tt0843873/[/URL]

Looks like Geffdof just wasted 90 mins :P

Unless it's so bad that's it's good. :D

It was bad, it was very bad, in fact it was so bad it made snakes on a plane look like a masterpiece.

It wasnt even a so-bad-its-good. It was just bad.

Nothing at all happened for an entire hour. NOTHING.

A couple of pencil sized snakes attacked a guy and then some other snake appeared. I'd lost interest by then so I dont really know where they came from. Everyone ran around for a bit and tried to stop the train. The brakes were not working or something, Id not been paying attention.

All of a sudden a train sized snake appeared on the track and started eating the train. Everyone jumped out of the back, some guy did a magic spell and the huge snake disapeared into a tornado.

The end

I missed out the bit about the two guys who shot each other. I think they were rival drug dealers. The asian guy shot the cowboy at point blank range in the head. 30 seconds later, the cowboy shoots him back. Asian guy had somehow missed his head and shot him in the face instead. I dont understant why any of this happened either.

Sunflower wrote:
> Looks like Geffdof just wasted 90 mins :P

Hedfix wrote:
> Unless it's so bad that's it's good. :D

Geffdof wrote:
> It wasnt even a so-bad-its-good. It was just bad.

I win :P

Who needs Snakes on a Train, Plane or Drain when there is nothing that will prepare you for...

Bears on a Submarine, Badgers on a Tram or Piranhas on an Escalator?!!?!?!